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No, Baxter! Bax--
Hey, show some respect, you homeless piece of shit!
You're welcome.
Thank you for inventing a marvelous drug.
I'm gay!
It's called denial.
and he rocks three nights a week in some chicken wing spot.
He likes it hot.
No, baby. You know I need that.
- Don't we? - It's just that--
You won't be happy every single day
Rabbi Johnson, just gimme a minute, okay?
the drug is going nonprescription, which is good.
Is something wrong?
with a lovely piece of ass like yourself waiting at home.
working on the cure for all this stupid happiness.
I haven't felt this happy since my son came to visit at Christmas.
I'm your nightmare, mister! Freeze!
You can say good-bye to this!
Soak it up, you ugly sponge.
I love you, man.
Make way for a real human being!
What about cheesecake?
Had cardboard bum from sleeping on cardboard.
I am an elephant rider. Do you like that?
Nat?
Tasty.
They're talking about us.
Yes, it's ready to go.
Scram!
It's made from monkey cum, you know.
and realize that you can't--
-Is he coming out? -I hear he's too depressed to go on.
I don't care what happens to me, but please let me keep my Trey files
- We envy her. - Yes, we do.
Happy mayors, happy pairs happy call girls, happy hula boys
I just wanna say that we've worked very hard...
No, Marv! I'm going to expose the comas!
Why don't you take it?
A little of this and a little of that. Open.
Can you spare five minutes, Chris?
you can't be happy all the time!
This is the real party.
Wow, thanks, Grandma!
Okay, I won't call for a week.
You're not getting dollar one, you ugly man!
is kind of a bluish hue.
Some days it's dark
Won't you take me to Funky Town
You won't let it sink your spirits if you'll only learn to float
No, sir!
Fuck happy!
I tried to remind them that when I invented Stummies...
He's gay!
-Do you think that's funny, soldier? -No, sir!
We thought bringing him home bare naked was punishment enough.