Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But The Secret of the Old Windmillcame out like, what,

Jughead is the newest addition

[Jughead] Excuse me, Mr. DuPont.

to make my father look guilty.

and never let them take anything from you."

Well, show 'em that.

Mija,I'm not paying for your crimes.

The Riverdale High Bulldogs and Vixens

but we do have a history.

I've never met him.

after careful consideration,

and there was no love lost between us,

Do what the Serpents used to do.

[Donna] What you working on?

Look, why don't I go ahead and pay

None of them have read a single word you've ever written.

So do I want to hear about

I run this place with Munroe Moore.

Advanced copies of my latest novel.

have lodged a few complaints against your center.

And those silver spoons, they feel threatened.

with a magic wand to pardon her.

Now, can any of you guess what the murderers all have in common?

Due respect, Mr. Jones, that's BS.

For our first session, I thought we'd start

And you'll do it without the...

There is no need to drag him into the mess of your trial.

[Charles] Serial killers are compulsive.

Once I do that,

-[door opens] -[bell chimes]

Patrolling the shadows of Sketch Alley,

[Mr. Chipping] Every Baxter Brothers author,

And you're going to pick one of us?

Look what the cat dragged in.

It's my name, too, don't forget.

On the contrary,

That's a promise.

No one is safe here.

Lately, he's added a request.

Now, if you're interested in the job,

you die five seconds later.

And now that you've been vindicated of all your crimes,

Thank you, Sheriff.

Same thing as when you drugged me, Donna.

I lied to you, Kevin.

I told the federal prosecutor.

Is that really the town that you want to invest in?

I've decided to change my plea.

So, here's what happens next.

They were my gateway drug into serious crime fiction.

I'm done with Stonewall Prep.