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probably for the rest of her life.

that you'd never even been to this cabin?

I asked Charles if you could enroll,

No, I knew it was him beforehand, I win.

That wasn't you. That was your...

I don't understand.

I mean, the grandson of Forsythe Jones

Daddy's trial is around the corner.

And that I can unequivocally prove

And yet, the prosecution claims they found the bag there.

-[banging gavel] -Order!

Every year there's one of you.

You're not actually considering fighting crime in those tights, are you?

My mother's been away for a while

Who's interested?

And it's an honor to meet you.

deeply screwed-up dad.

Just like your grandfather.

to set the record straight about a few things.

We're always looking for young and clever minds

You got to be kidding me.

Oh, no, not again.

And to be clear,

and we'll be open on Sundays.

It's time for you to book a one-way bus ticket out of town.

Then you, and your classmates, will be challenged to devise

[Veronica] We have a problem.

[Bret] Jones, lights out.

"Li'l Forsythe III.

Please, tell our viewers, what are you feeling right now?

[Jughead] They say every town gets the hero it deserves.

is pinning her entire case

I have the same genes as them.

We have not yet decided on a theme,

Place is toxic.

to be our new ghostwriter.

Bret, Bret, Bret. [sighs]

All good, nothing to worry about.

And that's for crimes

Except this time I actually found something.

Is there any particular style or subject area?

Francis, this is Bret, Joan, Jonathan, Donna, and Jughead.

would-be crime fighter by night.

No, I'd rather keep the FBI out of this, if at all possible.

It's Jughead! He's the murderer.

So he had me come up from Miami.

I'm not going anywhere!

was stealing hubcaps last night.

Your father's broken many laws, Veronica,

I didn't have the greatest home life growing up,

And we invited you here today

It's clear that Jughead Jones won the game fair and square.

you can call me Forsythe, the Third.

Sheriff Jones gave us a call.

It's my nom de plume.

it's now or never.