Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Two questions: Is that the sheriff and have you recently gone insane?

Is that right? Well, listen here.

You lyin'-ass bitch!

GILLETTE: Both. CHERYL: Ow! You dumb idiot!

Yes and no. Respectively?

LANA : Wait, here's an idea:

Oh, you know, just wanted to show off my pretty new bride to the home folks.

Although hopefully not flaky.

What is important is that Randy gave me a Bible lesson.

But you gotta admit, you were extremely pick-on-able.

Oh, come on, why would you think that? Well, I found a bunch of your old diaries.

Ferlin, West Virginia. Yeah, and you and Ray are married.

Oh! Sorry. That's okay, they're not my best feature.

We're on it. Well, I want an update in one hour!

E.Z. Ponder, yeah, and he used to bully me so bad in high school--

Really wish we had some backup. Who, Cyril?

A We talked about this...

You lying little-- I never said I was paralyzed!

...is that why you never come back to visit?

What--? What in the--? Janelle? Janelle!

Now that sounds like something from the Bible.

So is there, like, special chicken shaving cream, or...?

E.Z., don't shoot! Ahem, I'm coming out!

Yeah, I think I got-- So where the hell's your damn pants?