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But Randy thinks we are!
...on the case. Well I want some answers, and soon.
What? Why?
Uh, no, he actually said he wanted to talk to--
...Ray's new wife. What?
He told the government he's growing corn for "high-flooktose" syrup.
He what? Yeah, apparently it's in the Bible?
Do you wanna have sex with my wife?
What do you mean "don't move"? I came to help you, asshole!
So, what's in the armory?
I'll tell you why they look guilty.
Well, it's obviously working, you're on a--
I got caught on the fence, Mr. Archer tried to get me loose--
Come on, that's what family's all ab--
...you people are in here skulking around looking guilty?
Dude. Awesome.
Dukes. Yeah, we got new keycodes Monday...
Dan Lather. Ha, ha, ha.
I Want To Unleash The Power Of Moonshine.
JANELLE: Ow! Janelle! Are you hit?
Is it called that because...
And why does it always reek of paint?
How much worse?
But this will take hours, so we'll just bring you a report when it's done.
Janelle, cover that window yonder. Archer, got a little fight in you?
The whole sheriff's department. I'd say 2O men...
Um, trying? Oh, that reminds me.
Actually, it'll be better if she thinks-- We're married!
MAN: That's far enough, you sons of bitches!
ARCHER: Okay, so-- Aah.