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ARCHER: Okay, so-- Aah.
Do you wanna have sex with my wife?
Janelle, cover that window yonder. Archer, got a little fight in you?
Uh, no, he actually said he wanted to talk to--
But this will take hours, so we'll just bring you a report when it's done.
Is it called that because...
...on the case. Well I want some answers, and soon.
JANELLE: Ow! Janelle! Are you hit?
Dukes. Yeah, we got new keycodes Monday...
Dan Lather. Ha, ha, ha.
But Randy thinks we are!
...you people are in here skulking around looking guilty?
I got caught on the fence, Mr. Archer tried to get me loose--
Um, trying? Oh, that reminds me.
Dude. Awesome.
Come on, that's what family's all ab--
How much worse?
...Ray's new wife. What?
Actually, it'll be better if she thinks-- We're married!
I Want To Unleash The Power Of Moonshine.
I'll tell you why they look guilty.
He what? Yeah, apparently it's in the Bible?
What? Why?
The whole sheriff's department. I'd say 2O men...
Well, it's obviously working, you're on a--
What do you mean "don't move"? I came to help you, asshole!
And why does it always reek of paint?
So, what's in the armory?
MAN: That's far enough, you sons of bitches!
He told the government he's growing corn for "high-flooktose" syrup.