Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So not only is Ray not paralyzed, but his brother is a drug dealer--
Y'all just assumed I was!
GILLETTE: Well, there she is. The old homestead.
ARCH E R: Sterling Archer.
Okay, now I’m having third thoughts.
Oh, hey, do I do the face?
First of all, that is a rooster!
No! Yes!
What's his new, awful thing?
Which you lost. Bronze medal is not losing!
We'd lose the element of surprise, Lana.
...or else him and his boys'll just take it and grind me up into fertilizer.
How in the hell are you? Pretty good, E.Z. How you doing?
I'd be delighted. Whoa, no, wait a second--
It would be rude not to eat her pie.
Folks, we can't sit around eating her pie all day.
No, it's not that, it's-- Plus I'd rather kill myself.
If anybody gets hit, you grab one and slap iron to it.
That was sarcasm.
And where the hell is Sterling when I need him?
Well, you did used to pick on me a bunch. Well, I'm sorry.
How did you afford all this? Farm subsidy.
You almost got me and my friends killed!