Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, no! That means the poor guy's out there with no identification.

I'm just getting over a cold.

- I lied. - Barney.

- The Mr. T dream. - [Whimpers]

But when I get back, I'm dying to hear all about Mr. Softy here.

Last night? 8:30.

I only have one rule.

- Good night, Barney. - Good night, Mommy.

Actually, I'm thinking about getting a dog again.

And that explains 12:51 a.m.

and I have multiple sex partners.

Just make sure it's not a high-frequency whistle...

Do you wanna come upstairs?

And that explains 12:51 a.m.

- Whoa! - Put that away.

Oh, no. I got called back into work.

Are you for real, Barney?

Don't say the Mr. T dream. Don't say the Mr. T dream.

Mom, Dad, this is Barney.

I'd love to meet your parents.

- Uh, well, he got out. - "Got out"? What do you mean?

And that explains your 14-second cardiac arrest.

# Weighs me down ##