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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Big Fudge.
We're just trying to make sure he's not a heel.
You have to promise me you won't lie to Nora.
Unless you dump water on me, 'cause I'll just... [Imitates Electric Shock]
## [Upbeat Pop]
# Sharp as a marble #
Never date a girl with a hook for a hand.
I want to get married.
Are we done?
- Hey, great idea. - Uh, no. Great idea!
# Carry #
That's where all the... [Hawking]
but, secretly, I want to have kids.
Uh, yeah. And we hope our nosiness doesn't give you pause.
And if you don't make me look good in front of Nora...
Okay, Ted. The thermos.
[Ted Narrating] And it was always the same exception.
Oh, I bet it was an incredible journey.
Good-bye, Barney.
Because you weren't.
Barney, you promised you wouldn't lie.
On one condition.
Wait. Where is he anyway?
Really, Lily?
Later tonight, I'm hoping to be on Nora. Right?
I know Paul Shaffer's sandwich guy. This could happen.
- Marshall? - You got nothin' on me.
Oh, you should've heard him at dinner.