Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You look good today. I like your hair.

I swear to God. They get dumber and dumber every year.

Just heard on the scanner, some kind of police standoff at Empire University.

And now I'd like to show you our crown jewel.

Well, we'll see. You can't run from your destiny.

This area is where we keep our livestock.

And here we've injected the DNA from all three species

Oh, I forgot to tell you I kinda invited my uncle.

- Yeah, once. - What did you tell him?

allow me to show you the future.

It's not my weakness.

Ever since I can remember I've been in love with her,

Doctor, please. Is my uncle gonna survive?

and I'll tell you what it is.

...in your ass because...

I am so proud to welcome Dr. Stephen Hawking.

# Don't you worry, I'm the one #

Sir, the core is overheating.

# Nobody knows just who he's trying to be #

Get a blanket or something! Holy shit!

# He's the douchebag of, the douchebag of the year. #

This year's lifetime achievement award...

More than it's body weight.

sure saved us some time.

That was last month.

You're with me,

I have a disease that has paralyzed me.

...nerds, emos,

For example, this dragonfly's skin

I'll get the tweezers.

Ah, the rituals of manhood.

- This is all my fault. - Rick, it was an armed robbery.

I told you I'm no hero. All right? Aunt Lucille's dead,

Tell her how you feel.

And the back nine is what killed.

She already has 40 friends.

Gentlemen, if you're ready,

...squatting on a glass table...

Here we go. Nice and easy.

All I can tell you is this:

Students, this is Lou Landers,

If there is one lesson my life can teach,

Hide the body. Yeah.

You can tell me anything.

new antibiotics, advanced pesticides

Lucille! Snookie lumps!

You're no longer in my five.

that the material is see-through, right?

- Hero con? - It's a convention for people

But you said the Hourglass was going to kill thousands of people.

If you knew how to take care of your man,

We did cut your testicles off, but, well,

the world's most prestigious leaders to Empire City.

# Behind his mask, his wings, his suit of green #

I lost six tigers alone last month.

Remember, no bad news.

with one of our sex-change patients,

That's it. And roll your eyeball around.

I came as soon as I heard.