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Tom Cruise is dead.
the secret to becoming a superhero.
- Scented candle? - Thank you.
It's tragic to think this is the last time
Fight fight fight!
But otherwise okay?
Frodos,
where he's working with the rare element cerillium.
Hey, Storm! You look like you putting on a little weight.
If I can have your attention.
Look at the words your ancestors inscribed in that ring.
maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I don't know what to do, Aunt Lucille.
is with these dragonflies.
'Cause we got our own crew... me and you.
- Are you okay? - What, you heard that?
- That's your vein. - Yes, I know.
Jill!
I am the Hourglass!
but this should take the edge off of it.
You just want to keep his spirits up.
What else can you do?
Well, I'm not a betting man, but if you want to put some money on it,
Thanks.
Go to her, stupid.
# In my arms so green #
and restore the body to perfect health.
But your uncle believed in you and so do I.
- Thank you. - Mrs. Adams, I'm Lou Landers.
we can never be together.
Yeah, whatever. I'm out of here.
# Just in time to reach up for the sky #
You're a good friend.
- You did surgery on me? - Yes, sir, we confused you
- Lance, stop it. - Kick his ass, Lance!
Yeah, dude, I'ma tell you something. Rick, this is good.
and please, no flash photography.
Dragonfly!
# I need a hero watching over me #
Today you have your first beer,
It's just Thanksgiving is for family.
Gay Dudes be like
And now the eulogy.
You wanna explain why I found her hiding in your closet?
You know what to do.
Dig it out with another piece of glass.
a bike messenger knocked me down.
Tutu.
This is your wife.
met a girl on Craigslist.
"Honor, valor, sacrifice,
- How are they? - They died violently nine years ago.
Get... get off me!
But which one?
Go ahead, explore.
but even if I wanted to stop the Hourglass,
I'm Dr. Strom, head of the research department...
I started it to help people
Uncle Albert!
Seriously, she hangs out with the popular crew,
There's not enough time.
- I love her. - So be it.
Oh, glass in my eye. Glass in my eye!
Stop right there, Landers.
- Jill, let's go! - Nice car.
# It's easy. #
and her unending love.
I do have this coupon for a cremation.
But remember, to get to you
Not that girl.
But, pumpkin, I don't see nobody.
- You don't say no disrespectful... - What are you gonna do, baldy?
Oh, Jill.
I don't love you.
Please start, everyone.
We are delighted to have as guest judge
What's that sound?