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You really do, don't you?
Read about the Dragonfly, world's greatest hero.
You only beat me by two strokes this time.
At the club
It was on sale.
I want to change things.
Here... take a drink.
- Oh, you don't? - Ow!
Uh, no no no. See?
Frankly, Mr. Riker, you're the worst applicant we've ever had.
And you've always had a tiny penis.
# Whenever I'm falling, someone to be my safety net #
- You're crazy. - No.
And as long as there's crime and injustice
he weighed 130 Ibs.
He can't... he can't even fly.
After all, it could be dangerous,
when you look in her eyes and she looks back in yours...
You just have to follow your heart.
you will fly. But first I must teach you
Hello. Who wants some now?
Well, an old guy did get shot over there.
I love the mask.
# All by myself #
Are you out of your mind?
The Amalgamated animal genetics lab.
My eye!
Yes, I burned it on some hot coffee.
This all looks so delicious, Lucille.
# To be big and strong, you know that I need a hero #
What?
She is this man's wife.
Huh?
Not as valuable as mine, Mr. Carlson.
I've reviewed your request for a loan, Mr. Riker,
The Dragonfly can't even fly!
become a hero... train yourself to fly...
Wait a minute. That's somebody else's aunt.
Your thighs look like cottage cheese
Apparently not invisible enough.
- I'm gonna kill you. - Get him, Lance!
# Don't they know they'll have to get through me? #
Thank you.
Rick.
No, it's all right. It's a normal emotional reaction,
White guy in the dreads,
We have Rick to thank for it.
# This is my 911 #
- Why? - I...
Doctor, how is she?
Hey, check this out.
Oh, they're beautiful.
Wow! it's almost like you're the Dragonfly.
Um, yeah.
your enemies will attack the people you care for the most.
but don't worry, we didn't remove your penis.
to live each day.
# I need a hero in my time of need #
...goes to one of the world's greatest souls,
it's the Drag...
- Oh, is that... - Yes, it is.
But I love you like your father did.
I got you a seat down here. What's...
I'm so sorry.
I guess we're gonna have to share.
Dr. Whitby. What brought you here today?
Your uncle came out of his coma this morning.
- Nine. - Not out loud, dumbass!
Mister, please stop!
Shit.
Watch where you're going in slo-mo, dipshit.
I've got some hash with me.