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- Good night. - Good night.
- (LAUGHS) - (TRANSLATOR SPEAKING MANDARIN)
Oh, no, that is good. Now, that is convincing.
now I can just try and concentrate on our little family weekend.
Jonah shot himself in the eye with a rubber band in second grade.
I mean, fun Marjorie, not just Marjorie the Secret Service agent.
Can you translate "we need to get a new translator"? (LAUGHS)
Fuck those factories, man. I'm freeing Tibet.
"But wait, there's more."
So lay it on me. How bad is it?
- Yes, honey? - I want you to open your gift.
♪ Meyer, Meyer, Selina Meyer... ♪
Ah, it's an old book.
that the Chinese were going to out gift us like that?
- Freedom log. - ...freedom log.
You have a very narrow vagina?
They have changed the terms of the deal.
Oh.
- What? - You're menopausal as well.
- always available. - I have a question.
Yeah, I'm not gonna...
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
All right, wheels up in 10 minutes on Marine One.
- No? - What?
Can I bum a piece of gum?
and you've fallen 20 points behind the Widow Sherman.
Seriously? This is beyond what we imagined.
SELINA: Well, that does not change the fact
Hi, ma'am, I just arrived here in Winter Blunderland.
culturally significant and traditional...
And then someone must say this is unprecedented.
which is local to us
Yeah, I got Marjorie a gift, too. Um, right, Gary?
Mom, I wanted to ask you about something, but I can just talk to Dad about it.
(SPEAKING MANDARIN)
and cannot be rushed.