Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Seriously? This is beyond what we imagined.

- Freedom log. - ...freedom log.

Can you translate "we need to get a new translator"? (LAUGHS)

All right, wheels up in 10 minutes on Marine One.

now I can just try and concentrate on our little family weekend.

Jonah shot himself in the eye with a rubber band in second grade.

(SPEAKING MANDARIN)

and cannot be rushed.

♪ Meyer, Meyer, Selina Meyer... ♪

And then someone must say this is unprecedented.

Hi, ma'am, I just arrived here in Winter Blunderland.

- Yes, honey? - I want you to open your gift.

- always available. - I have a question.

and you've fallen 20 points behind the Widow Sherman.

Can I bum a piece of gum?

Ah, it's an old book.

Yeah, I'm not gonna...

culturally significant and traditional...

- What? - You're menopausal as well.

which is local to us

You have a very narrow vagina?

- Good night. - Good night.

Yeah, I got Marjorie a gift, too. Um, right, Gary?

They have changed the terms of the deal.

"But wait, there's more."

Fuck those factories, man. I'm freeing Tibet.

So lay it on me. How bad is it?

SELINA: Well, that does not change the fact

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

Mom, I wanted to ask you about something, but I can just talk to Dad about it.

I mean, fun Marjorie, not just Marjorie the Secret Service agent.

Oh, no, that is good. Now, that is convincing.

- (LAUGHS) - (TRANSLATOR SPEAKING MANDARIN)

that the Chinese were going to out gift us like that?