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mommy-daughter bond that you and I share.
- I know. - Right?
and turning it into some Club Med for goats?
but it's very confidential, okay?
Mr. Ryan, would you please step back to your podium?
Ah, Jang, that was my daughter
- I've got to call him. - I got him. He's right here.
Well, I'm the president. I don't walk.
which symbolizes the solid foundation
- Gracias. - Sorry, no, no. Wrong language.
Okay, well, we can just wait for you guys to release a statement.
Hey, any updates on Debralee's sonogram?
- Um, it's in the Middle East. - Shh.
It looks just like my daughter Catherine.
- (SCREAMING) - MIKE: Jesus!
Studied chemical engineering.
And, oh, you changed your hair.
Okay, I'm gonna go check on that funky food order and...
What? What incident?
Congratulations.
Oh, my God. Minna, seriously,
Presumably driving slowly and not using their signals.
and we couldn't get it off, remember, because you put it on wallpaper inexplicably.
See? We can all do it.
He's better with money stuff.
Whoo-hoo-hoo! The president is driving.
in, uh, New Zealand,
You know that's government property, right?
He is also the president and he likes to walk.
A terrorist fucking AIDS virus
Pow, pow.
- MONICA: Hi. - Hi.
- (PHONE BUZZES) - Our intel suggested they hated you.
- Shh. - What?
You know, I wonder if we can just get back to the Chinese.
You just elected Jonah to Congress.
- It's not funny, Ben. - I know, it's terrible.
Someone's been reading my blog.
- MONICA: Oh, my God. - ...that was like her hair.
...paramount leader of the People's Republic of China.
Yeah. Okay.
Oh.
- Okay, I will take them for a walk. - SELINA: Yeah.
(CHUCKLES)
Not... no, really, not free.
- Oh, thank you. - Yeah, sure.
That's the presidency for me.
I just wanted to let you know that Marjorie
right after he had that salad, in fact.
You have really rattled the Chinese leaders.
there was one person who truly believed in Jonah Ryan
(KISSES)
- You got to see this. - Jesus, those are your pajamas?
- And Tibet will have a new future. - (PHONE CHIMING)
ANNOUNCER: On election day,
Mom, come back soon, okay? Monica's making some nutmeg soy butter.
SELINA: What is that insanity
Okay, are the Chinese here yet?