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Your mother has given an amazing pen to the Chinese leaders.
- Whoo-hoo-hoo! - GARY: Look out.
and they decided to convert the whole thing to an eco resort.
(GROANS)
- This is not happening. - (DOOR SLAMS)
that was a complete honest mistake.
- MINNA: So, I will make the introductions.
And now our gift.
Jonah is gonna be sworn in with the rest of the freshmen.
- To bet on what? - Wait, to talk about freeing Tibet?
Oh! Oh, God.
Uncle George was saying that maybe I should sell the Palm Beach house
Catherine, can I borrow 200 Monopoly dollars?
I tell him now what I told him then...
- No, no. - Just to be clear, my girlfriend and I
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
You're a mother. You've got a son.
- What? - I told them about your veganism
- No, they didn't. - I have a prospectus in my briefcase.
- Oh, sorry. Are you all right? - It's okay.
JONAH: Hmm, who should I vote for, huh?
What have we got here?
My God, Selina Meyer, the woman who freed Tibet.
(KNOCKS) I want to tell you something,
You can't go in with a plan. The knife tells you.
(LAUGHS) Who should I vote for? You can't teach that.
You're taking my daddy's house
Now this path was originally used by F.D.R. for his morning strolls.
- Thank you for everything, ma'am. - Oh, you're so welcome.
This is just lovely. Thank you very much.
This happens occasionally in Iceland,
Wonderful.
But aren't you cutting down the rain forest in order to build the resort?
- Oh, Minna! - Selina.
and get some wood to start a fire?
- They say it's gonna take... - No, not for him, for me.
- And he taught me the proper... - (GUNSHOT)
Hey, Jessica. Jessica, I see you there.
- That's it. - Bono's gonna shit his sunglasses.
It sounds delicious and it's adorable.
for the unemployed workers of Ohio and North Carolina.
What is happening?
might be prepared to discuss Tibet.
We just elected Jonah to Congress.
You should ask her.
Okay, well, that's terrifying,