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We have your emails to prove it.
That is like some man on the moon legacy shit.
So you're gonna have to keep Charles Ponzi and pussyride away from me.
It would likely be one country, two systems similar to Hong Kong.
- (DOOR OPENS) - Irresistible. Ooh!
She wouldn't take the apple.
Is he okay?
At 8:20 this evening, the Widow Sherman conceded.
- Oh, God. - Then you walk out.
Yeah... (STAMMERS)
The Chinese may try to change the terms of the done deal.
- Who, me? - It is much harder than it sounds.
How is it that that Asperger salad inserted herself into this situation?
- (TRANSLATING) - Yeah. (GASPING)
Hi. How was the ultrasound?
And Chi-Jang, he is a proud, stubborn man.
We can talk about this later.
- Thank you. - Okay, good.
MINNA: Your daughter is a beautiful woman
(SPEAKING MANDARIN)
is a raw food vegan and she's turned me into one.
- So good. - I have an idea.
Okay, I want to go find Marjorie's gift.
and she obviously did not recognize you.
in the tiniest suicide vest ever made,
it's just that there have been seismic developments in the negotiations.
It is in Kuwait and that's all I can say.
- So Jonah's gonna vote for me and I'm... - ALL: Gonna be president!
guns can be dangerous.
That is so strange.
that we were talking about all different kinds of animals.
Ma'am, I don't even use the colloquial phrase "I guess."
and it's also close to Asia,
It's nicotine gum.
- Hey. - Hi.
- Thanks, Dad. - Darling. Lee.
because the North Koreans are people like us.
Who knew?