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Luke! That boy ain't right
What the fricking heck are you writing?
Son, I have to. He's been worried.
And if you ever try to take him away, so help me God...
Boing!
my fence's right to be a fence.
He talks about tasting his own burp.
Ball one.
I guess I better get going.
BOBBY: Okay.
I can't say that. I can't!
Yes, sir.
This? Bobby threw his baseball at me.
BOBBY: And then some weirdo came over and was asking us a bunch of questions.
LUANNE: Mama's in jail.
HANK: Bobby, hey!
Hi Guys My Name Is Amaris Smallwood & I Can’t Eat Fish & Chips Without Pooping Brownish-Yellow Liquid
It's all gonna be on Real Stories of the Highway Patrol!
DALE: I'm gonna help get him this alternator off.
I got some edging to do.
Mister I have not begun to project my anger onto you
because of his narrow urethra
Detroit hasn't felt any real pride...
Who's Harvey?
You are no more 17-B! You are kicked from building! Get out!
When the teacher tells me to be quiet:
- You are out of control! - You're out of control, Twiggy.
It wouldn't start at first, because of a clogged fuel line, but I blew it clean.
The investigation has been off for a week...
The hardware department.
[Giggles]
Dale, you giblet-head, we live in Texas.
Yeah, he asked me if your dad ever whupped you.
[Muttering] See that part where dang old George comes in there?
The trailer tipped over, everything went upside down.
Don't you worry. He's in the system now. I am on my way.
Hank, it was an accident.
He asked you how many kids we have. He didn't ask you about my glands.
I got my shins blowed off by a Japan man’s machine gun!
Not writing down gobbledygook.
I’ve got my shins blown off by a Japan man’s machine gun!
Dale, I think you released the brake cable.
I got a girl in here you can take right now.
What am I gonna do, Uncle Hank?
HANK: I said git! Get out of here! ANTHONY: Okay.
[Sighing]