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- Tom Jones? - Yes?
- You're fired! - You can't fire me just because I'm married.
Sorry, mate. I don't do private parties.
Yes. I can picture him now--
That’s it! Big smile! Everybody’s happy!
Marge, get my gun.
Mr. Burns, I'm not leaving until you say you're sorry for what you did to my wife.
And the healthy snacks are on their way.
Mm-hmm. Uh-huh.
- Yeah, lemonade is good. - I think it's wonderful.
Uh, actually, I was wondering If you were free...
eighty-hundred we need.
Some people said it was too big to stay on the tracks.
I'm halfway through it! I swear!
Well, I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy.
Hmm!
- Ow! - Sorry. No sale.
[ Beeping ]
rugged good looks, sweater knotted about his shoulders...
- [ Panting ] - Don't feel bad for losin'.
Oh, yes, you are.
So, Bart, how are you feeling?
## [Jazzy Solo ]
- Please don't let me swallow my tongue. - [Body Thuds]
First, patch the cracks in the slab using a latex patching compound and a patching trowel.
[Sighs]I dreamed about her again last night, Smithers.
I gotta go home and change!
Well, then, perhaps you should look in this suitcase.
- Oh, my goodness! - [ Groans ]
There was no wolf. I faked the whole thing.
Cool.
(SINGING) The Simpsons
You know that dream where you're in bed, and they fly in through the window?
Last chance.