Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wilding out, acting crazy.
-What? -Hopefully have my own church one day.
If that ever got out...
he's a stud, but if a woman does it... ugh.
who live in this building.
They're called sex workers,
Okay, um, see you around.
with the keg's consent, of course.
Okay, and now it's morning,
--You're hurting me, bro.
Okay. Um...
You lied to me!
So go ahead and take a dollar out of my purse.
but I think women can handle just as many drinks as men.
Did we--
I never black out.
"On this site in 1794,
You're such a smart mommy.
I insist on it.
-Give up, Cork? -Never!
Uh, just prepping for a raging party.
Oh!
My first college party.
-You're really funny, Kimmy. -Yeah.
pew-pew-pew-pew-pew!
That's why I need someone here to run interference.
I look like a hooker.
You undress me and leave.
You're trying to bang Jacqueline.
Homey, no!
You're lonely? My husband is lying in a hospital bed right now,
And I need someone with experience in psychosexual drama,
Maybe we can watch it next time you're in town.
No, Kimmy. This party is a rejection of Valentine's Day
Um...
like I win at everything:
please do not touch my hair.
You just have to trick him into thinking you did.
Cork, that was a frozen turkey.
Me too.
Pretend you're gay to get close to her, and then you're all,
Oh, I get it!
Do you want to get coffee sometime?
This is the best night of my life!
Which is fine. It's fine.