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- There, there. It's okay. - It was relentless.
We talking 'cue? 'Cause I got news for you.
Mmm. Delicious.
WEDON’TNEEDCHILDISH DADUTTP GETS ARRESTED
- [Together] Huh? - I'm told it's not uncommon for married persons to kiss.
- How are you getting to Chimdale? - That's for me to know and you to find out.
You know, I think people might just surprise us.
- What? - Yeah. That was just nonsense. I'm bald.
Dad, the worst part's over.
Yep. There it is. Pretty as a picture. Scoliosis.
[Grumbles]
- Steve? - I saw you in the wind tunnel.
- ## [Whistling] - Oh, crap!
message to louistheman
Okay. Okay. Go ahead. Walk right through the lobby.
but I'm pretty sure theJews didn't know about 9/11.
I even started calling you Stevey-osis.
- Then why did you invite both of us? - Gee, I don't know, Hayley.
But it doesn't even matter, 'cause I'm not going back. I'm never going back!
Mm-hmm. That's what you said four weeks ago.
[Steve] The acne medicine caused your hair to fall out.
All right.
- [Grunting Softly] - Ow! She bit me!
That was so close. I think he's onto us.
I guess I misjudged you folks.
Oh, honey. You tire me.
Proud and majestic, like my father...
Pistachios rhymes with Mustachios.
Now it's time for you to trust me.
Us? Oh, that's so silly.