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- [Wheels Squeaking] - Sorry you're leaving so soon.
Well, I got a David Spade/Ellen DeGeneres. I don't know if it's clean.
I had horrific acne and was ridiculed mercilessly for it.
And hey. Looks like you're a Chiquita banana.
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And second, they're talking about your spine.
- [Gasps] - Roger, she's suffocating.
Roger, why is your bag so light?
I'm Mrs. Mustachios.
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Oh, gross! Dad, you said the only thing that matters is what's on the inside.
Well, yes. How did you know?
- You're a monster! - And you're in over your head.
What?
Well, well. Don't we look cozy.
- [All Laughing] - [Boy] Freak!
You want to pay the 1,800 bucks ifTurlington finds her?
- Give me back my hair, Steve! - Not a chance!
Look. I know you're a little miffed with your old man...
Well, you're telling a story about how you went bald.
[Sniffs] The secretary of energy did that. So how was your day?
Well, that's not how it sounded.
English - US - SDH
Right! Our two radio contest winners.
Do you have any men's wigs?
I just want you to know I'm here for you and- [Shouts]
Caution. Objects in mirror may be sadder than they appear.
Thanks just the same.
Oh, I am so looking forward to this week.
- [Gasps] - Oh. Found it.