Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and it sort of freaked me out.

I have to keep an eye on it.

Oh, thank you, Mama.

I got three nuts. Gonna die.

What's it gonna cost me?

Why the hell are you crying?

Look like a douche bag with that mullet.

♪ What is this feeling ♪

Congratulations on that.

Look at Lance Armstrong. He had that ball cancer.

about this whole wedding thing.

You saying you don't want to get married?

What do you mean?

He's my lucky charm. Gave me six kids.

(voice breaking): I can't fix this.

the shit-sack house on fire.

Don't be a dick, dude! Fuckin' wear it!

Hey, Gloria Steinem, enough of the blah-blah.

Maybe you're making yourself too available?

I'm gonna burn down your cocksucking, cockfucker...!

I need you and your testicles

Well, great then.

that I can't fix this.

Eat it or miss it, people!

(splutter, sighs)

Well, you were doing 35 in a 25.

You're not getting married without me.

Tourette's coupled with bipolar disorder and a drinking problem.

No, it's probably nothing.

♪ I want to be your jasmine ♪

How sad is that?

and a life and everything, but seeing it and...

(dinging on glass)

The whole idea of marriage is a useless vestige

VERONICA: Back on.

A little immoral, don't you think?

and he's comin' for the rest of me.

Uh, Karen and I use your place Friday night?

♪ Got a rock 'n' roll heart, baby ♪

And the day is good.