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- Ugh. - Sho' enough!
Fucking working for a villain in a James Bond movie!
You're going to prison unless you can prove that Martin did it.
All right.
- Are you getting this? - Shit, yeah! Get out of the way!
See? Safety's on.
- Is it a king's dick? - It's slightly above average.
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Hi.
Shit ain't gonna save you in San Quentin!
Turn it off!
No!
I came here to tell you we can clear your name, James.
- Oh, my damn. - Alissa.
Just kiss me?
That still doesn't feel...
Fear of dick-sucking will give a man strength.
Just run them over!
Rita, thank you once again for taking the knife out of my head.
All right.
Come on.
...than this little no-good, manipulative, degenerate motherfucker...
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. Oh, my God.
Excuse me.
Okay.
You wanna watch The Notebook?
You're gonna go to that bar. That guy. That guy right there.
Okay, I see what this is.
Why didn't you tell me that?
Loser motherfuckers.
That literally just happened.
Yeah, it did, baby.
- I'm just saying. - Shut up, James.
But last week, he started driving 56 miles every day.
And I will be contacting my attorney. Daddy?
Curl me, bitch! Curl me!
No. I have faith that the justice system will exonerate me.
Oh, God. You just couldn't say nigger, huh?
- He's a cop! - I smell bacon.
It's James.
James. I gotta tell ya. I just can't imagine what you must be going through.
Hmm. Almost.
. .
Goofy explaining how he was able to get his phone while waiting trial at The Hague
I would listen to him. This man's a dangerous felon.
James, I don't give a fuck how many times. I don't give a shit.
Hi, Dad?
- Dual hand jobs. - No. No! I kill with these.
It starts with a simple inverse inhale.
Du darfst mich ficken
Thattaboy. Hey, James, do you wanna switch off, man? I got nothing left up top.
All right. Okay. Look, my wife's a nurse. Let's get you to my wife. Okay?
Oh, my God!
Yeah.
It's like a fishhook. The more you pull, the deeper it lodges.
Now, do you have a problem with that, brother?
What's your life worth to you?
- Where you going? Huh, Martin? - Where you going?
What are you trying to do?
What?
There are three pieces.
Oh, my gosh. I can't believe I'm about to do this.
You could be the Athena to my Odysseus.
Well, in case our guests have guests.
Omg Absolutely hilarious
Don't mad-dog, James.
- What are you doing? - Working on my trash talk.
Oh, wait, wait, wait!
I see it.
- Drop it! - Oh, shit.
In return, they unfroze my bank accounts, and I knew just where to invest my money.
Now it is time. I can feel it.
I'm gonna punch you in the fqxe!
The music, the fashions, the attitudes, the beefs...
That's what we need. This will clear my name.
Bitch, you got two seconds to let his fucking pocket go. Two!
So I shorted gas and went long on coal.
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My heart is just now finally settling.
I just felt with this face-to-face that you would...
He ain't gonna say no. It's a scientific fact.
But you, motherfucker, man, you white as mayonnaise, man. Ha-ha-ha.
He daddy Hey bitch come suck this dick
By the way, the gay game is a game you can win.
Some roosters, some mangly homeless guys, whatever he's got.
- Oh! Oh! - Why do you say it like that?
Coming!
Thank you.
- Stop! I beg of you! - Like a pit bull with no leash.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.
I know. What are you doing?
Someone should have told you this Mayo went bad.
Oh, stop. That's bullshit, man.
That's the Alliance of Whites.
And see how many hits it gets.
Ruby Says: I'm Sad-Dogging you
I was in Nam!
- Okay, you wanna go then? - What?
It's Mr. John Mayer!
The kings tits
...motherfuckers can make withdrawal penalty-free.
Choking on a mouthful of balls
Shouting at Momo
Where are you at, man?
- Okay, I know what you are. - Let me hold your pocket.
- ...where there are no extradition laws. - Fucker's got a yacht and a island, James?
Get hard
He's gonna make a run for it.
He's gonna shoot us.
An entire island.
Get hard
- These transaction records prove you're guilty. - I've never seen these. These are fakes!
- John Mayer! - Thank you, thank you.
Welcome home, man. Come on, let's get in the car.
But by hard work.
Your boy, Mayo, is an earner.
Hey, back off! You better get those tits out of my face! Or I'll show you my tits!
All right, get down there. Come on.
Success is a mindset!
- I kick, James! - Yeah.
Wow. Yeah.
- He assumed it? - Yes!
...fucking things up!
Fuck! My life is ruined.
And I was gonna use this gun.
...and everybody else with eyes and ears go to get they news, you broke, motherfucker.