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I could pay you.
I speak French. I'm not fluent, but I can...
What is this shit?
And I'm a businessman.
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- Whose tits are these? - They're my tits.
Oh, my God.
James, seriously?
You look good, James.
He shipped me off to boarding school in London with the Murdochs and the bin Ladens.
Look at his face. He looks like he's getting fucked right now.
Are you ready to get hard?
We'd need to get a hold of the master records...
Ready, mother...? Ready, mother...?
...that you're not afraid to fight back. Get used to fighting. See those guys over there?
Stock market is gangster. Take what's yours and fuck the other guy, right?
- Hi. Hi. - Hi.
Well, you couldn't get him to take the plea deal.
I don't want it.
I see you survived.
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You've reached the mailbox of Martin Clark.
- You're like a 6. - Thank you.
I told you, don't freak out! You freaked out! God! Wait...
I can't believe this is happening to me.
Oh, God!
- Oh. - Everybody gets the dick.
Hey, your dad never went to jail, okay?
- On a yacht! - I'm so sorry.
I mean the small, small kinds
Surprise!
And that I am no Bernie Madoff.
Survival.
So you're gonna go and kill somebody, James? Huh? Have you lost your fucking mind?
You're in my world now, bitch!
It's me.
Mayo and Fudge.
Where did you put...? That was in your ass. That was in your ass.
Help you with what?
Yes!
My life's asshole is fucked!
I'm sorry. That's why I'm asking you to...
You are not going to like what happens in practice on Monday Roland's big & tall menswear
What the hell? Where'd that come from?
Matter of fact, call me the N-word. But say it like you mean it, though. Let me hear it.
Dickapedia! Why do you care?
That's perfect. That's perfect.
Are there any French gangs?
No, I'm not complaining because we have yet to have any sort of interaction.
Ain't no kind of. They are.
It's fucking beautiful!
Sorry. It's part of my training.
- I'm not doing anything! - I'm about to whoop your ass, white boy!
Everybody, step aside!
I did end up getting six months for carrying an unlicensed weapon.
Remember this bracelet that crooked lawyer of yours gave me?
Well, welcome to the club, Jimbo.
Okay, starter! Heh.
Russell and his friends, they're different dudes.
I'm rolling.
I did not do the things they said I did!
- All right, stop. - You could train me.
I just thought you could use some company.
- Okay. - Ha-ha-ha.
...how would you like to make $500 just for telling me what prison was like.
Any sort of contact with the clearing house, the traders...
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, like Lil Wayne, right?
Maybe I should start with a baby at higher reps.
...but that's what happened.
Rule number one: You always be on guard, okay?
Thanks for everything.
I'm glad you like it, sweetie.
Okay.
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- Hey, ése. - What?
Oh, God.
Tis the season....
- Before you get mollywhopped. - Okay, Darnell.
He loves putting me in the hole.
Music!
No, no. Like, the beginning, the beginning. Like, the first day of prison.
I was over there, and I was touching all those shanks.
Because it's my job to prepare you.
- Mm-hm. - Heh.
Pretty much. Good as new. Let's roll, Mayo.
Merry Christmas Santa MERRY DICKMAS SANTA COCK
*gets threatened*
By my calculation we should be well outside the county line.
It's okay. Put it back. God.
I'm blooding in. Crenshaw Kings are gonna protect me on the inside.
Uh, James.
I don't even give a shit.
- See you tomorrow. - James. James.
I hate the knee.
What the fuck are you knocking over the bike for?! Run!
All I'm saying is that when life puts a dick in your mouth, you make dickade.
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You making me mad, motherfucker!
That's a mad dog.
All right, break it up.
I just wanna say, thank you, James and Alissa, for making me...
You...
Yeah, well, I'm not totally giving up. There is time.
Daddy's working on it. I love you.
Me, my man, Ricky, and Doughboy.
Shonda visited me every day.
Listen, listen, I got some explaining to do. James!
- There's gotta be more of us than them. - There's not.
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Help me!
Hey! It's Darnell! It's Darnell!
- He'll never put two and two together. - No, stop it!
No, it's not a compliment. That's not a good number. I'm like a 9.
- Tonight will be our night. - No. Tonight won't happen.
Baby, all we have to do is keep saving.
- This is where I need to get out. - James! No! No!
- Oh, God! - You drove it in a little deeper.
You going down.
I'm happy to see you too, big fella. I'm happy to see you.
Of course not.
- It's what he wore at his last runway show. - Oh, Lil Wayne.
Better luck on handling yourself!