Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know what? You can't fight. Since you can't fight...

Hell no, man. Is this the motherfucker who you said you had to get ready for prison, man?

Young Gordon I wish you were more like big Allan son. He’s supper

...access to trading records and client information...

Million dollars sound like a one with six zeros behind it with two commas separating them.

Why don't we have enough time?

Yeah. I had no idea that I was performing for a monster.

That's it! That's it, gringo. I swear, I'm getting sick of this shit. I'll stab you.

Russell, I'm sorry, did I just hear a gunshot?

I am ready. I'm ready to get hard!

That's good. Let me see what your mad-dog face look like.

That's not bad, James.

Darnell, have you every shared with James the story of how you went away?

Now, let me tell you, you're gonna bullshit a bullshitter...

That is not true.

And I can't ever thank you.

PLEASE DON'T SEXUALLY ASSAULT ME I'M ALREADY TOO SAD

And I got Makayla at the table.

...it's not a good thing, James. It's not a good thing at all.

- Look at you, man! - I know.

I'm just wondering if maybe I'm not the best fit for the Alliance of Whites.

Exactly what it is. Now, convey that shit. Let me see it.

I don't expect you to get it on the first pass, so listen very carefully.

You say, I wanna suck your dick. Politely.

- Go. - I'm going.

- I was trying to leave that area. - You need to go back...

...and present yourself as something you not, offering shit you can't deliver?

But you learned some of that shit from me too. Right, James?

- Are you a woman? - I am if you want me to be.

If you heard everybody fucking, it is. That's how bad it is.

- You happy about that? - No.

Merry Christmas

I'm sad-dogging you.

Can I join the gang, s'il vous plaît?

Cecelio! Pull back! I have lost control!

IM GONNA PUNCH YOU IN THE FATHEAD

Okay. All right.

Act natural, James. You walking like you guilty.

- Who the fuck is Mayo? - I'm Mayo. It's my gang name.

You don't need to win, but you need to show these guys...

I'd like to put a buy order on Bradway Chemical, up to 7.50.

James! Let's go!

You gotta think long-term. Think about the relationship.

Roland's Big & Tall Menswear. Let's be racist

...there's winners and there's losers, James.

"I Taught Myself How To Keister."

- I don't see anyone. - You belong with the Negros.

Get off! Get off!

My real father never had time for me.

I'm gonna be there for 10 years.

I think I know who killed Tupac.

...so you need to go in there and you need to make them believe that you're one of them.

And, uh, just so you know, I would have done the same thing if you were white.

...form a union, and we put our feet down and say, Enough!

- How does a million dollars sound? - Ha-ha-ha.

With that rate of return, I could buy a new car every time it gets dirty.

The one thing you need to understand at the Wealthrop Fund...

Stop it! You all friends! Right?

Why would he hire you?

That's the difference between me and you. Hence, why you need to suck a dick.

You're asking to be audited, son.

- What are you talking about? - Darnell's doing a wonderful job.

Loyal to a fault.

You got me so hard.

I still love you.

It took so long to ring me up, I had to miss my waxing appointment. I feel like a gorilla.

Hey, ése. I don't like you and this domestic shit in front of my crew.

I hope you brought your dick punch-card because the eighth dick is free.

So from this day forward...

- I'm gonna pull it. - Okay.

All right, great job.

- It's a deal. We got a deal. - Excellent.

James, what are you doing?

James, this is the moment when you cross that threshold...

Is that a guesthouse for the guesthouse?

You don't think people can see those? I hired you to do one thing.

- Chinese hackers. They're pretty sure. - Hey!

There it is. The master records.

I'm gonna break it off, make you eat it.

Hewlett-Packard. So you're in good company.

Now from this point on, this ain't your house no more.

- Yeah. - What?

My heart's already been raped

The Kings titties Get Hard movie

How to keister? Up the keister?

Oh, no! Please don't hurt my body! Aah!

- Oh. - Oh, oh.

- Yeah? Does it look fine? - Yeah, fine, man. There's nothing wrong.

Martin was arrested for fraud, tampering with evidence and obstruction of justice.

I want what they have.

- Oh, no. They're getting ready to leave. - Shit. We gotta jump.

Saltwater, ocean, San Pedro.

You do not leave this room without my permission.

So as owner and CEO of Hollywood Luxury Bubbles...

You paid your debt. And we as society...

You belong with me.

- Gonna knock your ass out! - Don't hit a woman!

...you have eternal protection...

- Oh, fuck! - What? It's a...

Stab, stab, stab, stab.

Get down, James. You gotta get down.

Okay, we gonna roll on them and take they money.

I'm going to fuck you up Mr James

I don't wanna do this anymore. Let's move on. Okay?

- Give me 12 months. - Months.

Come on. Are we doing this or not, okay?

I hate to admit it, but it's a good song.

Just before I get to another level of anger, Mr. King, tell me for giggles...

I don't know how to explain what it's like to take money from someone like that.

You go back over there with the negros! That's where you belong.

Why don't you leave him alone, Carlos! Leave him alone, Leroy!

The fuck are you doing, man?

Mayo, I need you to sink your mind into this, cos.

...just make the bullshit plausible.

How about fresh farm-to-table, a purée of my balls!

...right here next to you.

- Mm-hm. - Good point.

Peter piper picked a peck of pickled cocks!

- Time for what, James? - Protect the computer!