Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I am going to bring my... - (ALPHA WAYMOND WHISPERING) Hey!

things are better.

It was you. Like, you who was in the elevator.

(BABBLING CONTINUES OVER HEADSET)

Hello? Mom, Dad? What's going on?

(BABYISH) You're going to make me walk through you?

more than just light and matter.

(EVELYN GRUNTING)

I'm just telling you now in case my mom says

- WAYMOND: Yeah, that's it? - YOUNG JOY: Yeah!

(BECKY CONTINUES CHATTERING)

(OVERLAPS IN English AND MANDARIN) I'm thinking.

Enjoy your life.

- I love you! - What?

♪ Life can be so delicious

With nothing but a stack of receipts,

(DISTORTED STATIC)

(EXCLAIMS SOFTLY)

- (GROANS) - What is "gross necklaces"?

Io quando mi dicono che non hanno tempo per leggere.

But there was one who was far and above the most gifted.

you created Jobu Tupaki.

What... what's all this for?

(INHALES SHARPLY)

- (WINCES, SCREAMS) - (JOY AND WAYMOND EXCLAIM)

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

- (JOY LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) - And they are controlling us?

- Next time I give you interest. - WAYMOND: Evelyn?

Your time is up.

Of course. I am here.

(SCOFFS) You know me.

Here are the papers.

- That's definitely not... - Hurry up, please. Go quick!

I am not ready to fight.

(EARPIECE CHIMES, WHIRRS)

(DRAMATIC PULSE)

The bagel will show you the true nature of things.

Oh, my God. He's trying to stick it in his butt.

- (KNOCKING ON DOOR) - JOY: Hello?

JOBU: And that someone...

you are about to be graced

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

- (EVELYN GRUNTS) - (GASPS)

JOY: No, no, no, no!

(BOTTLE CAP CLATTERS ON TABLE)

Evelyn, if you don't step up,

An unidentified man

Joy, any other time, I beg you to come and eat

This is where I am from, The Alphaverse.

want to be here with you.

Who Can Stand up to JOE BRUCE'S perverse SHARD of Chaos?

- Deirdre: Mrs Wang? - ..to this universe.

with no real motives or desires.

- Warning. Unstable. - Don't worry. You won't.

(SWORD WHOOSHING)

(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING)

No, I see it so clearly.

(GONG GONG AND WAYMOND SHOUTING)

(HIGH-PITCHED RINGING)

Don't worry. We're monitoring him. He's safe.

I know you have a lot of things on your mind,

any belief in objective truth.

We can do whatever we want.

(DEIRDRE SCREAMING)

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

- Evelyn: See? - OK.

(GASPS) Alpha Waymond?

beyond her limit.

(RAPID BEEPING)

is just a random rearrangement

There is a Chinese New Year party tonight,

OK, come on, jump!

(SAMBA MUSIC PLAYING)

Citizens of the 4,655th Thetaverse,

- What are you doing? - Come on, come on.

Then I will Cherish

- Hey, Becky. - Mmm-hmm?

- Body builder? - Doesn't matter.

Sir, our readings indicate it's not Jobu Tupaki.

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

Hey, it's good.

(RUNNING FOOTSTEPS RECEDE)

will place you in a universe

(GONG GONG SPEAKING CANTONESE)

I'm no good at anything.

(DISTORTED GRUNTING)

Find your jumping pads.

(DISTORTED MUSIC PLAYING)

Do you understand?

(DISTORTED YELLING)

Repossession is well within our rights.

I gotta pee. Hold on.

He wants to be an actor, just like you did.

Talk to you soon.

Don't leave! Help her, please!

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(BOTH HUMMING TUNE)

She's your granddaughter.

I'll call you later!

than this conversation we are having

Thank you. 6:00 P.M.

Damn, what a weak body. (PANTING)

Alpha WAYMOND: You underestimate how the smallest decisions

(CEO WAYMOND CONTINUES IN MANDARIN)

♪ What we know

then all the pain and guilt you feel

commanding the infinite knowledge