Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

could constitute a business expense?
SO STUPID!
WOMAN: Thank you. Thank your father.
('WEDDING MARCH' PLAYING)
Whatever I did, I'm sorry.
(WAYMOND SPEAKING MANDARIN)
Hmm.
- Uh, because of raccoons. - (WAYMOND GRUNTS)
(SOFTLY) OK.
Evelyn: You're a crazy woman!
SO STUPID
You'll be free from that box, just like me.
- (EXHALES) - Alpha WAYMOND: Good. Good.
is to become like her.
(SPEAKING MANDARIN)
OK, whatever you're thinking about doing, don't do it.
You don't get one of these
- (GRENADE PIN CLICKS) - (FLY BUZZING)
What are you...
It's not so simple.
You look really pretty right now.
- (EVELYN GROANS) - (VOICE CRACKS)
- She's gotta run. - Alpha WAYMOND: No.
(POWERING DOWN)
- Huh? Oh. - (WATER BUBBLING)
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
No, no, no!
- Huh! - Not you too!
(TRASH CAN CLANGS)
(EXHALES AND INHALES DEEPLY)
JOBU: I got bored one day
You only visit when you need something.
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
Alpha GONG GONG: Once again, the Alphaverse finds itself
Concentrate on a universe
Joy is here? Go set the table. He must be hungry.
(INAUDIBLE)
(DISTORTED STATIC)
What do you mean, you don't see me finish?
(PLAYING 'CLAIR DE LUNE')
feelings that make you so sad.
where anything actually makes any sense.
JOBU: Not a single moment will go by
police are seeking help identifying the assailants.
it's not the one.
But, remember, no-one can know.
You have left me no option but to authorise the seizure
You're the reason my daughter
I mean, even if we don't charge you with fraud,
FEMALE Alpha OFFICER: Is that pro wrestling?
You...
♪ In all that noise... ♪
You don't have to hide behind him anymore.
You mean the monster that is inside my daughter?
but never an Evelyn like you.
to finish the taxes.
God damn it son of a bitch piece of shit motherfucking asshole nigga, fuck fuck fuck
or you don't come with me and then he still dies.
(GASPING)
You're right.
Why did you... How?
I... I feel...
And you stay up at night wondering to yourself...
We're... we're just practising karaoke for tonight.
Evelyn: Oh.
(EVELYN SHRIEKS)
WAYMOND: It's a water massage.
No more googly eyes!
Evelyn: Go!
- JOBU: Damn it. So close. - (DEVICE BEEPING)
I want to lie here.
And you got a tattoo and I don't care
- Is that where your parents are? - This is a developing story.
(YELLING AND GASPING)
- Come on, come on, come on! - Chad: I can't.
You have so many goals you never finished,
(BIRDSONG)
has managed to piss off everyone in the multiverse.
♪ Free from destiny
(YOUNG JOY LAUGHING)
Maybe we don't have a choice.
(CHEERING IN MANDARIN)
- (NECK SNAPPING) - (GROANING)
JOBU: Hang on.
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
(PANTING) OK, come on, guys.
(EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY)
Now?
- (WHISPERING) Hello? - Alpha WAYMOND: Evelyn!
In the Alphaverse,
Stop that!
What's he doing?
Or not far enough.
JOY: Look, I honestly think it's weird, OK?
Huh!
(CAMERAS CLICKING)
(WAYMOND SPEAKING MANDARIN)
What are you talking about?
♪ Delicious... ♪
because you're so bad at everything.
So what? You...
I won't let you kill her.
I have something to say to you!
- Did we call for backup? - I did not do it to myself!
I can to stop you, Jobu... (ECHOES)
(MAN COUGHS)
help
And why,
- RACCOON: ♪ Culinarily. - Chad: ♪ Culinarily
Hands behind your back. Come on.
- Evelyn: Go! - Yeah, I just fell on the couch.
(METAL SCREECHES)
(MEN GROAN)
I have an entire stack of receipts
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING)
No, I'm going back with my Joy,
JOBU: You're everywhere.
(BOTH LAUGH)
I'm here to tell you
- (GASPS) - (WHOOSHING)
That will not be necessary.
before everything balances itself out.
It's Gong Gong.
In Chinese, just one word - 'ta' - so easy.
- JOY: Hi! - Hi, honey!
(WOMAN CRYING)
You know I hate tattoos.
be kind.
Representation matters. So u know I love u when I fatshame u.
(SIGHS) OK.
Explain it all to me now.
Maybe it's like you said.
(GRUNTS)
I try to make our lives easier and more simple.
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
- WAYMOND: OK, be patient. - JOY: Yeah, it's a long story.
She keeps targeting the Chinese in the community.
You know, it's like our auditor.
- (CAMERAS CLICKING) - ('WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE' RISES)
But we have a problem
WAYMOND: Um... Slap him!
♪ Alright
How can we get back?
(Evelyn SPEAKING) Waymond!
Only see a pile of boring forms and numbers,
to make something of your life.
(WAYMOND SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
But... she's too powerful.
Oh, Miss Deirdre!
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