Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

are why she thinks she is gay.
JOBU: Contradictions and confusion...
Uh... (SPEAKING CANTONESE)
¿Podemos dejar de pelear?
- WAYMOND: A movie? - 'the shaggy d.a.'!
screaming for your attention.
Jobu Tupaki.
- Enough! - (EARPIECE CHIMES)
that you could explain this.
- (DOORBELL BUZZES) - Evelyn: Huh! Customers.
stop?!
(WAYMOND SPEAKING)
WAYMOND: Please...
(WAYMOND AND RICK CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
- (THUDDING) - (BAGEL DEIDRE GROANING)
(JOY SCOFFS) Yeah, you think Becky's gonna get through
I don't think it's OK!
(WAYMOND SPEAKING IN MANDARIN)
(MAN SPEAKING MANDARIN)
See, I don't think you understand
Thank you for doing this.
('WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE' PLAYING SOFTLY)
One between each finger.
- No, no! Oh, God! - It's...
I am another version of him
I don't believe you.
(EVELYN SPEAKING MANDARIN)
- Thank you so much. - Thank you for the cookies.
(EVELYN SIGHS)
Cream cheese.
WAYMOND: Huh!
- No! - (GRUNTS)
(BOTH CONTINUE GRUNTING)
WAYMOND: Evelyn, your face.
- (METAL RINGING) - (BOTH GROANING)
(MELLOW GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING)
Evelyn: You know, he doesn't have to stay.
(GASPS)
(GRUNTS)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
Be brave. This Evelyn is as stubborn as the others.
Hyah!
DR Evelyn: These are direct indications
Alpha GONG GONG: Evelyn!
- Oh. OK. - That's very funny, Evelyn.
Last time, you told me that...
WAYMOND: Evelyn!
- Just hold on. - How can I help you?
Like, actually die.
(SCOFFS) I'm not your father.
- No, no! Don't shoot. - Hands on your head.
And you think it's me?
Like, this afternoon?
(PEOPLE SHOUTING AND SCREAMING)
(WHISPERING) Calm down, please!
At least this way...
I'm sorry I punched you, but...
(SINGING AND CHATTERING OVERLAP)
Rick: You know, Evelyn, my wife
Mrs Wang?!
- (STATIC AND WARBLING) - Huh?
(BOTH GRUNTING)
- Exactly. - (GASPS)
Because just like me...
AUTOMATED VOICE: Warning. Unstable.
I am Alpha Gong Gong.
one bubble floating in the cosmic foam of existence.
(DOG GROWLING)
Mom, this is literally what it's always like.
(HEADSET POWERING UP)
Ugh!
Do you still want to do your party?
Look, I'm sure you have a lot on your mind,
(GASPING) Don't worry, Evelyn.
What if I want to go back to the other universe?
(SOBBING)
(SIGHS)
You're not sleepy, are you?
Reaching mental capacity.
♪ At the speed of light
- (INDISTINCT TALKING) - WOMAN: Oh...
- Can you... - Oh, it's Becky.
(MICROPHONE FEEDBACK)
How? That's impossible.
(ALL PANTING)
♪ Lonely nights... ♪
(WAYMOND AND EVELYN EXCLAIMING)
Now let me assure you of one thing.
concerning your tax liability.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(RINGING ECHOES)
- Joy? Joy, I'm coming. - JOY: Let me in.
(PHONE TRILLS)
Ah!
Evelyn: Waymond! Waymond!
Help us! Help us!
(MEN VOCALISING)
like even smaller pieces of shit.
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC BUILDING)
He needs to know how good my life could have been.
Guess whose $20 got eaten by the machine again.
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
you were a brilliant woman.
WOMAN: It's like at this point I do not...
But you know what I say?
(KUNG FU MASTER SPEAKING)
(WAYMOND SPEAKING MANDARIN)
Arggh!
Deirdre: OK. Yes.
Don't you think Gong Gong would want to know?
(BOTH YELLING)
- (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) - (GAGS)
(GASPING AND RETCHING)
So stupid!
♪ I choose you and you choose me
- (WAYMOND SPEAKING MANDARIN) - JOY: What the fuck, Mom?!
Ooh!
I'm sorry. What... what is 'Watsu'?
- (CLICKING) - (GASPS)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
instead her mind was fractured.
Please.
What do you want?
(PEOPLE JOSTLING)
(JOBU SINGS) ♪ La-la-la! ♪
- No, I... No. No! - Chad: Please.
Is he dead?
(UNEASY MUSIC PLAYING)
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
(ACTORS CONTINUE SINGING)
the whole party without introducing herself...
(GULPS, COUGHS)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
Ok
(SPEAKING MANDARIN)
I swear to God, you...
before you become just like her.
Watch these two here while I deal with Jobu.
(DRAMATIC SOMBRE MUSIC)
we'd get very good with our feet
There is always something to love.
♪ This is a life
I feel... (SOBBING)
- Shh! - No, no, please.
Chad!
(SCREAMING)
All my hopes and dreams, my old report cards,
I thought you people were very good with math.
What if...
Mmm-hmm.
I know you.
Alpha WAYMOND: I need to find the right Evelyn.
Or we tie!
(BAGEL DEIRDRE SNARLING)
I'm here because we need your help.
- Did you call? - Deirdre: It has blood on it!
of every single world of our infinite multiverse.
- (PHONE DINGS, PLAYS FANFARE) - Huh!
- JOY: Oh! - GONG GONG: No!
make yourself comfortable, huh?
You... bitch.
Can we... can we just stop fighting?