Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's not the point.

Well try letting your pitchers pitch their way out of trouble sometime. Y'know they might just

seems like every little strike-out just comes back to haunt you at a moment like this

It's disrespectful to take a guy out with a slide

I owe you Mukai!

Dragons hire you for your skill. But also for image of team

When you were a little kid I bet you didn't pick up a bat and a ball because you were dying to work

Mukai-san and all teammates are rooting for you

"I'll take care of my own face",

Oh, just kidding chief. You're a dream come true

Shrine, you make offering and pray

30 bucks a night, free cable

I'm not in a goddamn slump

Yeah, I know who you are man I've been in Japan, not dead.

I don't think I could be anything else

I wanna hit baseballs!

I'm flying over with Howie Gold from their front office. We're gonna be at the game on Thursday

just wishing it was in the New York daily news

I suggest you bunt

he can't hold it against you

Get outta here. Get outta here!

Big day for ya, huh buddy? First time in the show?

Well, welcome to the little league Meat

and I'm ready y'know I'm just standing there,

She had this all planned. Right down to her exit.

You wouldn't have to bunt all the time!

one of the things a captain does is find little ways to get the team y'know... up

Oh, OK but uh, listen no offense. I don't eat bait.

lower than the lowliest dogs

but, "Hiroko, take me to a temple" is new one

Whoa, I hope I'm not getting in anybody's way here.

Selling barrels is a game And games are supposed to be fun

Wow. Another forkball for strike five

Her mother raised her. Like mother, like daughter.

Baseball is a game Games are supposed to be fun

Canada... No, not Canada! It goes without saying

You're outta here when we get the shot Jack!

Does your father know that we've been doing it?

So how's your new client Doc?

Jack Elliot here, bringing you the best in major league thrills for the fellas and free moustache rides for the ladies

with plan. With purpose.

Yes, Max! Very nice

I said, "Many torrents."

I just do this for you to save face. Besides, press writes their own story anyway.

Also, 10,000 for disrespect your equipment

Mr. Baseball! Right here baby

They get upset if you don't take off your shoes

Accept one another

Seven in a row. Consecutive games? That's right

They're fabulous. Especially granddad. What a card!

and I hope you didn't bring your dick with you

I'm sick and tired of your shit. Haven't you heard a word I've said? You are really pissing me off now.

I have prepared a bath for you

Delicious Japanese dish

What are you talking about?

This Davis kid is the real thing The way it's looking...

I remember at that exact moment

First you got your gaijin strike zone. Roughly the size of a Buick

I mean he's a goddamn rookie for Christ's sake You gonna be impressed with a 500-foot home run?

Yes, of course I have

Yoji would be your assigned interpreter? Am I right?

Where's all those little bald guys with sheets and stuff?