Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

lower than the lowliest dogs

Also, 10,000 for disrespect your equipment

They're fabulous. Especially granddad. What a card!

seems like every little strike-out just comes back to haunt you at a moment like this

but, "Hiroko, take me to a temple" is new one

Mr. Baseball! Right here baby

I'm flying over with Howie Gold from their front office. We're gonna be at the game on Thursday

Yeah, I know who you are man I've been in Japan, not dead.

one of the things a captain does is find little ways to get the team y'know... up

"I'll take care of my own face",

Jack Elliot here, bringing you the best in major league thrills for the fellas and free moustache rides for the ladies

Well try letting your pitchers pitch their way out of trouble sometime. Y'know they might just

I said, "Many torrents."

Yoji would be your assigned interpreter? Am I right?

What are you talking about?

Accept one another

with plan. With purpose.

I suggest you bunt

This Davis kid is the real thing The way it's looking...

Dragons hire you for your skill. But also for image of team

30 bucks a night, free cable

I mean he's a goddamn rookie for Christ's sake You gonna be impressed with a 500-foot home run?

You wouldn't have to bunt all the time!

You're outta here when we get the shot Jack!

When you were a little kid I bet you didn't pick up a bat and a ball because you were dying to work

That's not the point.

I owe you Mukai!

Delicious Japanese dish

It's disrespectful to take a guy out with a slide

She had this all planned. Right down to her exit.

Canada... No, not Canada! It goes without saying

he can't hold it against you

Mukai-san and all teammates are rooting for you

Well, welcome to the little league Meat

Yes, Max! Very nice

Oh, just kidding chief. You're a dream come true

So how's your new client Doc?

I'm sick and tired of your shit. Haven't you heard a word I've said? You are really pissing me off now.

just wishing it was in the New York daily news

Get outta here. Get outta here!

I'm not in a goddamn slump

Her mother raised her. Like mother, like daughter.

Does your father know that we've been doing it?

Where's all those little bald guys with sheets and stuff?

Shrine, you make offering and pray

They get upset if you don't take off your shoes

I just do this for you to save face. Besides, press writes their own story anyway.

Whoa, I hope I'm not getting in anybody's way here.

I don't think I could be anything else

I remember at that exact moment

Baseball is a game Games are supposed to be fun

Yes, of course I have

Oh, OK but uh, listen no offense. I don't eat bait.

I wanna hit baseballs!

Big day for ya, huh buddy? First time in the show?

First you got your gaijin strike zone. Roughly the size of a Buick

Seven in a row. Consecutive games? That's right

Wow. Another forkball for strike five

Selling barrels is a game And games are supposed to be fun

I have prepared a bath for you

and I hope you didn't bring your dick with you

and I'm ready y'know I'm just standing there,