Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You are on your way to

I am not like hostess, here to tell you how great you are.

Now just take your base and get with the program!

I'm sorry babe, it's over

You should put equipment away then sit down please

See hitting is like the tides. There's high tide, there's low tide. Then there's high tide again.

You don't know the difference Max. You've been here too long.

and yet we're losing

Sorry buddy no can do

(Note: shuuto = similar to a reverse slider)

Is there any reason that you couldn't tell me they were from the same gene pool?

Hey, fine bunch of big swinging dicks we've got here

Big Hit Happy Body

You are disgracing the Dragons' uniform

Where do I live?

It'd be a shame to track any carpet on the mildew

What are my chances?

Hey Elliot, how about an autograph?

This is really good. This is better than Kansas City

He says, "You have a hole in your swing."

That's what I said going on five years ago

Call me Uchiyama, please.

All right, OK OK, fine

Yeah you know uh, what do you guys call it? You know raw fish, stuff like that I...don't...

Tell me, what is your deepest fear?

I am the Japanese manager of a Japanese baseball team that you agreed to play for.

I think uh... if it meant beating the Giants he would be all for it

That's what, I want to hear.

Can't do that here slugger

French restaurant.

"Hai" As in yes?

We're down 3 to 1 and I'm walking up to the plate y'know. There's two men on.

I suggest you bunt!

Selling barrels is a game And gams are supposed to be fun

it's your first beat baby

Always by guys you would not want to ride with

Hey, we're behind. Big difference

Where's all the temples and rice paddies? That stuff

(Just like baseball) Mafia Wars is a game, And games are supposed to be fun!

Hey what the hell you doing? You gotta get dirty. You gotta break that thing up.

Baseball can't end in a tie

is a major pain in the ass but so what? So are you

I will hit, I will hit,

and... you would go?

Rally caps, let's go, let's go. C'mon

You were sloppy, but you had a big season left in you

You rang, Mr. Baseball?

I rang, Mr. Wise-Ass!

Nice speech Coach Gave me goosebumps

Nice speech Coach, Gave me goosebumps

No I'm a major leaguer!

That's horseshit man

Wow! What a shot! That's long

No, that's OK kid

Not exactly. I couldn't get a pitch

Even before I was a baseball player I was a baseball player

Big hit Happy body!

Mr. Sato, treasurer

Is that what this is all about?

This is for purified. Washing your hands

It is not enough just to show up