Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You are on your way to

Big Hit Happy Body

Even before I was a baseball player I was a baseball player

I am the Japanese manager of a Japanese baseball team that you agreed to play for.

No, that's OK kid

Selling barrels is a game And gams are supposed to be fun

Sorry buddy no can do

You are disgracing the Dragons' uniform

Hey, fine bunch of big swinging dicks we've got here

Nice speech Coach, Gave me goosebumps

Hey, we're behind. Big difference

I think uh... if it meant beating the Giants he would be all for it

What are my chances?

Hey what the hell you doing? You gotta get dirty. You gotta break that thing up.

Tell me, what is your deepest fear?

French restaurant.

All right, OK OK, fine

That's horseshit man

Always by guys you would not want to ride with

I am not like hostess, here to tell you how great you are.

and... you would go?

You don't know the difference Max. You've been here too long.

Big hit Happy body!

Is that what this is all about?

That's what I said going on five years ago

You rang, Mr. Baseball?

Is there any reason that you couldn't tell me they were from the same gene pool?

Rally caps, let's go, let's go. C'mon

(Just like baseball) Mafia Wars is a game, And games are supposed to be fun!

I'm sorry babe, it's over

Hey Elliot, how about an autograph?

It'd be a shame to track any carpet on the mildew

You were sloppy, but you had a big season left in you

Call me Uchiyama, please.

This is for purified. Washing your hands

You should put equipment away then sit down please

No I'm a major leaguer!

(Note: shuuto = similar to a reverse slider)

Nice speech Coach Gave me goosebumps

Mr. Sato, treasurer

We're down 3 to 1 and I'm walking up to the plate y'know. There's two men on.

See hitting is like the tides. There's high tide, there's low tide. Then there's high tide again.

Can't do that here slugger

It is not enough just to show up

Where's all the temples and rice paddies? That stuff

Now just take your base and get with the program!

Where do I live?

"Hai" As in yes?

Not exactly. I couldn't get a pitch

Yeah you know uh, what do you guys call it? You know raw fish, stuff like that I...don't...

Wow! What a shot! That's long

I will hit, I will hit,

and yet we're losing

Baseball can't end in a tie

That's what, I want to hear.

I rang, Mr. Wise-Ass!

is a major pain in the ass but so what? So are you

He says, "You have a hole in your swing."

This is really good. This is better than Kansas City

it's your first beat baby

I suggest you bunt!