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smiles at you from the stands and offers to buy you dinner

all girls are always little girls to their fathers.

Easy to keep clean, just hose her down once a week

Major league baby

"Hai" as in yes

...and trouble understanding women

No, but I got some of yours

maybe shed a little light on what's wrong with my swing

Also must work on physical condition

Well, let us tell you a few things about your new neighbors over here Jack

My attitude? That's right

My foot was on the bag. It was glued to the goddamn bag.

At least they got that right

Wow! That's low

Wait Don't bother Wait!

Hey, That's right!

I'll see ya out there

C'mon Jack! Park it!

Yeah, by the way, we're doing a pick-off move

Baseball is grown men getting paid to play a game

You are humiliating the team

What did you call me?

Uh, afternoon here in civilization Sport, which is where I hope to have you a couple days from now.

Jack, you're on.

It looks like Elliot's really in a hole now

Don't spit on the field either it's considered sacred

Listen Jack, the straight shot is that Howie's a...

at least, I thought so.

You must accept and welcome and try before you can learn

Man, that's some piece of work you raised.

Yeah, it looks like Cleveland, only I can't read the signs

4 - 4 tie in the bottom of the 9th. 2 on, 2 out, and a 3 and 2 count on Jack Elliot

...accept. Yeah, yeah

He must move runner. Get him in a position to tie.

Situation is this. You will not be playing baseball anywhere and I will not be managing

They love me already, I can tell.

You said it to me yourself. Always been a ball player.

Bet he doesn't have the endorsements I used to have

None of those things mean she is Uchiyama's daughter!

Aw, man I don't believe this

Twenty. That's enough. Time for rest

and there's lots of little people walking, talking, very fast

That's not a line

(I could) use a little help here

I don't care if he ate his goddamn hat. I've had it.

That's that rookie first baseman, Davis Over the palm tree

Well wouldn't you if you were me?

you're ready to hit

Hiroko is right.

any friction between the two of you guys?

Not just job. It's who you are.

I'm talking about bringing you home. Rich Lovett broke his wrist

Was putting up with hotshots like you.

I'll deal with the press

You got some bad habits of your own. Namely your attitude

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! Pick it up! Pick it up!

Not Cleveland...

Jack please. Hey what's a couple of cocktails cost around here? About 50 billion of these things? That oughta cover it.

I have heard many come on lines in my time.

Welcome to Japan Mr. BESUBORU

Hey, this is not my idea. I don't wanna be here

I could piss over that fence

Uchiyama-san wants to know why you are not working with the team

Just having a few slow days

When somebody keeps autoing

What do you think I am? A pussy?