Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Also must work on physical condition

You must accept and welcome and try before you can learn

smiles at you from the stands and offers to buy you dinner

Situation is this. You will not be playing baseball anywhere and I will not be managing

Baseball is grown men getting paid to play a game

Major league baby

You said it to me yourself. Always been a ball player.

You got some bad habits of your own. Namely your attitude

Well wouldn't you if you were me?

Twenty. That's enough. Time for rest

My attitude? That's right

Jack, you're on.

That's not a line

Easy to keep clean, just hose her down once a week

4 - 4 tie in the bottom of the 9th. 2 on, 2 out, and a 3 and 2 count on Jack Elliot

Yeah, by the way, we're doing a pick-off move

Uh, afternoon here in civilization Sport, which is where I hope to have you a couple days from now.

I'll deal with the press

What did you call me?

Man, that's some piece of work you raised.

"Hai" as in yes

Welcome to Japan Mr. BESUBORU

you're ready to hit

That's that rookie first baseman, Davis Over the palm tree

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! Pick it up! Pick it up!

Not Cleveland...

I don't care if he ate his goddamn hat. I've had it.

You are humiliating the team

I have heard many come on lines in my time.

Wow! That's low

Not just job. It's who you are.

What do you think I am? A pussy?

...and trouble understanding women

Jack please. Hey what's a couple of cocktails cost around here? About 50 billion of these things? That oughta cover it.

Hey, That's right!

Hiroko is right.

Don't spit on the field either it's considered sacred

Was putting up with hotshots like you.

maybe shed a little light on what's wrong with my swing

When somebody keeps autoing

I'm talking about bringing you home. Rich Lovett broke his wrist

all girls are always little girls to their fathers.

It looks like Elliot's really in a hole now

My foot was on the bag. It was glued to the goddamn bag.

At least they got that right

Hey, this is not my idea. I don't wanna be here

He must move runner. Get him in a position to tie.

Uchiyama-san wants to know why you are not working with the team

C'mon Jack! Park it!

Listen Jack, the straight shot is that Howie's a...

Yeah, it looks like Cleveland, only I can't read the signs

Bet he doesn't have the endorsements I used to have

Well, let us tell you a few things about your new neighbors over here Jack

They love me already, I can tell.

Just having a few slow days

...accept. Yeah, yeah

I could piss over that fence

None of those things mean she is Uchiyama's daughter!

any friction between the two of you guys?

No, but I got some of yours

and there's lots of little people walking, talking, very fast

at least, I thought so.

Wait Don't bother Wait!

Aw, man I don't believe this

I'll see ya out there

(I could) use a little help here