Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, uh, well I'm afraid some of you Uchiyamas are just a little too stubborn for this old boy.

I looked at the tapes

Grea--You heard me

Collect 'em, trade 'em Show 'em to your friends

Read it to them Rye Yeah

What do you mean computed? Number of home runs you are expected to hit

Arriving drunk and dead tired

Get outta here!

Can I say something else?

Well, y'know I'm just having so much fun already.

I led this club in 9th inning doubles in the month of August

To what do you attribute your renewed power?

...just a bad manager

Well mayb--all right maybe there

and she's a terrific girl

Right foot, out

"Hai" as in 'Yes'?

He ripped that one

Are you coming in?

and I'll take care of my own face. You just translate what comes out of it. You got me?

I saw your commercial. It's uh... interesting

Yes, but he needs Captain Jack to bring home the pennant Yoj-ster

Hey, Japanese tradition. Anything I want.

Starting to stink-up your harbor

Now listen to me

Save it man, you're gonna need it

Hey, hell of a connection. You sound like you are right down the street

Get your ass in gear!

But in the future

Hey, tapes don't lie

Welcome Jack Elliot

and if my moustache gets in the way of my swing...

Hey, I hope you're packed. We're leaving from Tokyo at noon tomorrow.

Giants are like the national team around here. They almost always kick the shit out of us

says you. Hey pal, one more take and I'm outta here!

That's right Yoj. Gaijin catching on!

You have done commercials before, haven't you?

Please, you see, all wisecrack making, make you seem disrespectful

He speaks English

He wants to know what the second one is for

I don't have a... oh, wait

Monkey business?

I'll see ya Jack

Sorry kid, we'll get 'em next inning.

but please challenge it

Very harmonious of you Meat

He said Dragons must all work together for harmony

Look man, I have to deal with it, you gotta deal with it

Well better get used to it. Why would he wanna risk it? Lose face.

Strike Six! ...how much longer I can watch this. Does the league have a ruling on mercy killing?

You thought I was trying to get through your pants?

Aww, come on Hiroko

Forgot my strength too.