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There's a thousand dollar fine for every strike they throw you babe

Clifton is steady, but he will never get back his top game.

gave me goose bumps

Jesus Christ Elliot, can I finish a sentence in my own goddamn office?

Some write-up ne? Yeah

Shake that thing white boy!

Hey, look, y'know, maybe you could go with me?

Hey Doc! Mornin', good to see ya! I've got a little problem Jack

The word's 'come down' Jack

What did he say?

Jack! C'mon it's a long season. Let's go!

You gonna play me behind this kid?

Let's just say I had a yen to play here

Don't mess with him today Jack

Uh, good morning.

yeah well, it won't last

Maybe I'll break your record

Mr. Elliot. There is no way you are leaving here with her today.

groove on all those rocks and gardens

It has been decided that you are fined 50,000 yen for disobeying your manager on the field

What? What? What What?

Shawn, this is really a tough spot for Elliot to be in

Lower than the lowliest dogs? Hai

but in the future

Probably wants to see if you are as good with your bat as you are with your mouth

Oh, well you tell him I got a bad wheel

Stay in there Jack!

usually... that means... that you know she's...

Harder! Harder, Jack!

and I bet that that's sort of an international attitude

laughing, get the boys' minds off their trouble and let them know it's OK to loosen up a little

Do the hokey pokey! Turn yourself around

but, I'm a big girl. I can do what I want.

Please let's go outside. K?

definite that baseball and Jack always come before Hiroko and Jack.

What about hitting?

It's like being a black guy back home

Did I read that sign right?

What the hell is that?

We can't. It would be a big insult to leave.

I am afraid not. Read your contract

I'm a baseball player

Yeah, I'm sorry uh, what I'm thinking here is one of the duties of a captain,

Anytime you get that third strike on you gets awfully tough to battle back

Need someone to tell me how to take a crap.

Well Hiroko, in my experience

in Japan, Jack!

that is doing it to their little girl

Except I got no choice?! You gotta be kidding...

Skip wants to see you

I hate this place

Absolutely Allen Evan Welcome aboard, good to see ya man

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I make them the best they can be!

Heard there's a Japanese tradition

See, just because you speak English doesn't mean we speak the same language

Well, where I come from If a pretty girl

C'mon Jack, I know you've been following his stats

Now, now, just cool your jets for a minute

and I remember thinking,

Jet's temperature just fine.

I wanna hit baseballs!

Hey Max! He's got to let him hit now. Right?

Nah, you did good kid.

Don't look at it that way