Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Uh-oh! Somebody call the fire department!

Did I read that sign right?

Sorry! Little joke

Ouu, major leaguer!

Moshi-moshi. Hey Jack what do you say big guy?

You are property of the team. I'm a player on the team. Big difference.

What do you say I buy you a beer?

Would you like to come up for some tea?

We got a call from a manager in...

You look thirsty Chief

Nah, it's 480 tops. Who is he?

Thinking every pitch has to be the right one

What? Japan takes the best from all over the world and makes it her own? Well not this one honey

and trust your hands

Your man's still got it

You're the boss but is it?

I'm sorry for the misunderstanding. I hope you are not disappointed.

That's great, Hiroko, just great...

and your family would be all ashamed and the pretty senioritas,

Japanese way. Shut up and take it.

You came all the way out here to tell me that?

Giants doesn't beat us

Oh, I should have signed up to be a cow here instead of a ball player.

Because as of tonight, all over Japan, they're practicing Shuutos

Mr. Takahashi, he's in publicity

Look, I didn't see him tip his goddamn hat all right?

something very definite

Ready for party action?

Well... They've pulled your lawnmower commercial. The whole campaign's bye-bye. Image problem

Great equalizer

I don't discuss my sex life with him. No.

You're no fun anymore

We're playing like a team here Chief. Don't back out on 'em now.

... I will hit.

Hammer! What's up? How are you doing man?

and you ought to tell her that sometime

and you're a, you're a fine one don't get me wrong

But I'm not glove or bat you pack up and take along.

Excellent! Places to go, people to meet!

No, I don't accept!