Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The Sauce King does not know what to do. I see it in his eyes.

Let's be late every day!

Deja. That is so incredibly out of line, huh?

-How did I do? -[Zoey] Oh, my gosh.

-What? -Calabasas? Bieber country?

-No, no. Go. Go without me. It's fine. -I'm not gonna go without you.

Sweetheart, I don't know where Paul is, but you can talk to me.

No, no, no. No. You guys-- No.

but the kids love her.

All right, I got the boys and the littles.

Wildcat, let's get this battle cracking.

Okay, take it nice and slow.

-[Paul] Sit down. -[Zoey] When did you get the time?

Yeah, 'cause you were flailing around like a lunatic.

It's the classic trust-building move.

( Barkk: RUFF ) Neko Musume: ok, no! Barkk!!

♪ Baby, you put my love on top Top, top, top, top ♪

-[horn honks] -That's Chris. I've gotta go.

Who wants to know?

And besides, I need your help with your brothers and sisters

[laughing] That is not yours.

-Hey, if she's not using those, then… -Don't even.

Okay. Which one?

♪ I guess you know that I love you ♪

And didn't you say he bought you a $200 pair of sneakers?

Yeah. Yeah, I know,

[Paul] And dinner-breakfast.

So, hi. I'm Tricia.

I know, but I've been wanting to do this forever,

There's two of me.

Chino Hills Culinary Arts?

[Hornets fan] That's not a foul!

-I got an investor meeting for my sauce. -What?

that he had gotten into a lot of trouble before he came here.

[commentator] The crowd is going wild!

What is going on out-- Oh, my--

Luna, strong choice. Love it. Suggestion: just take off one thing.

-OG homeys for life, dude. -[chuckles]

…and got her scholarship to USC.

Last I checked, players don't sleep with their teddy bears.

[crowd cheering, clapping]

You're getting them in but not as gloriously as I'd like you to.

Can I help you get to class?

Ugh, tell me about it.

No! I-I mean, because you're new!

-[all] Got it! -Whoo!

Beats headphones?

I don't need to know how to kill a zombie to know how to raise my son.

They love soap.

-Bagel. -Cutie.

[friend] So excited.

-Yes! -[Paul laughs]

You're right. You're absolutely right. I have never experienced that,

-The outcome, however, was not. -[groans]

I'm not really hungry.

I thought we agreed this place smelled like mouse poop.

-What are you doing? -Someone's not doing the wave.

Are you trying to tell me Chef Boyardee is a real person?

-Yeah, I had to warm up. -Yep.

-Oh, my gosh. How do you feel? -I'm nervous.

Not Mama's favorites. Not Mama's favorites.

-This is so nice. -Oh, my gosh.

Well, since you're all such critics, what do you think of this?

-Come on, Bailey! -Go get 'em!

and less likely to stab us in our sleep.

All right, the Sauce King is struggling a little bit.

I overreacted, you know, about the whole full custody thing. I don't mean that.

[both] We got this.

♪ When I need you, baby Everything stops ♪

-Daddy! -[Paul] Hi, guys--

I mean, I came up with "Baker's Breakfast."

You don't know about the Boyardee? He was a legend.

-Go, Dom! Go, Dom! Okay. -Go, Dom! Hey.

And DJ, you're right, buddy.

He's turning the crowd around.

A mom and pop, their own mom and pop, A mom and pop, their own mom and pop,

-What are you-- -Racist trash,

All right, who wants some more croissant souff-hey?

But they're just toys.

and we decided to have an even dozen like you?

with some beautiful, rare, exotic bird perched on their shoulder.

Yeah, that doesn't make him a criminal, Anne.

Y'all know these espadrilles weren't made for running!

Well, that's my favorite subject. Come on. I've got an open booth.

-[Bailey] Dad! -What's wrong?

Okay! Any other first-day highlights?

You know, you and Zoey are raising an amazing family here,

-Oh, my kids are so over me. -Mmm.

Hey, Paul, you mind tossing me a beer?

Sauce. I'm here to talk to you about sauce.

I guess there's already a franchise that's Baker's Breakfast Buffet or something,

Save the act, Seth. We know you're a thief.

Do you honestly think that I don't understand that?

If y'all looking for Disneyland, you made a wrong turn.

Well, what happens when I say Asics?

Cousin Seth is coming to live with us!

No, you guys, that money isn't stolen. It's from DCFS.

-Come on. You've got this, baby. -[Paul] Come on, Dej!

-Right, guys? -Yeah, man.