Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Yeah. -But I really want to.

-This is a bad idea. -What are you talking about?

Oh. [stammers] I hate when I get so emotional.

We're twins, Dad. You know how this kind of thing goes.

Uh, he all right.

-[Paul] Hey! Hey! -[Bronx] Oh!

♪ Hey, you, get down Lace up my Loubs ♪

-[Zoey] Welcome. -Dang.

Because it's important to show the kids we're a united front.

Dad, don't push it.

-What? Wow! Oh, my God, that's exciting. -Yeah.

You suck at basketball.

-[child] Retreat. -[children clamoring]

-You can't do that. -Yes, I can. Can I do that?

Last we checked, there are no breakfast soups.

-You're the complete opposite. -Oh.

We need to use all of that money to launch the sauce, not buy a house too.

[commentator] But it looks like he's got a lot of heart.

It's really exciting.

I feel like I know you.

And then the name is another thing too.

[chattering, shouting]

["Make Way For The King" playing]

Okay, you sound insane.

Deja, just chill, okay? Nothing has been decided.

Let Daddy have this one.

-[Bailey] Yeah. -[child laughs]

What about our dream of buying a bigger house?

Please, don't dismiss that

[cheerleader] What's up, King?

I've been in bed the whole time.

Mom, make them stop.

-[song ends] -Deja's a girl?

No, that's why I didn't give you the Wi-Fi password.

You guys are funny.

-Mmm. Cake. -[knocks]

Okay. You know the one I love, baby. You know that one.

I'm not asking you. I'm telling you. Family has each other's back, okay?

Look at these things, babe, huh?

I mean, we're family, man.

-Ah, cool, thanks. -Thank you.

could be on supermarket shelves all across the country.

But my new new therapist made me realize I missed my old new therapist,

but I'm sure it'll be great.

-[DJ] Okay, so, what's 15 times ten? -[Haresh] Why would I know this?

-I do too. -I do too. Yeah.

It's too risky.

-Well, there's this girl, Talia. -Mmm.

We can't crawl in your bed or hear you through the walls anymore.

but only if we take what's here and, like, rip it all out and burn it.

What do you think?

What'd you bring us?

Paul, if you walk away from this over a lunch menu,

Okay, just listen to me, baby, okay? I've been crunching numbers,

This babysitter's not gonna be checked out forever.

My house, baby.

I know you mean it, but let's face it. [sighs]

Really? Okay, um, how about when your father took me

Look. Look at this. Wait. Wait for it. Look at that.

They're so expensive.

-Chris and I were going to the movies-- -No more Chris.

Um, we called for you, but you couldn't hear us.

Babe, you've got homework and practice tomorrow.

-[Ella] Thank you! -49ers socks.

have skyrocketed by more than 150% since 2000--"

where I can give the kids something they really need.

How bomb would it be if I went to my dad's alma mater?

-One of them is me. -There's two of us?

There's a monster under our bed.

Deja, the season just started.

And when's that? It's not like he's ever here anymore.

Listen, man, just because you married a Black woman

-Whoo! -[Dom] Yo!

No, please leave the rose petals--

falling in love and having a surprise ending…

-♪ It would mean nothing ♪ -♪ Nothing ♪

I'm sorry, all twins left behind.

The one thing we have for you,

-Super popular. -Have you been here the whole time?

Wait! [groaning]

I wonder who this is for? iPhone case.

That's Deja, dude!

That's the ring I should have bought you ten years ago.

I dreamed big and bought that crummy diner, which is where I met…

-♪ Means nothing without you ♪ -♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

This neighborhood. The schools. The franchise.

You're making this uncomfortable for both of us.

All their damn minds.

Hand over the remotes now.

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

That's not fair.

we have more bathrooms now. The kids don't need as long to get ready.

♪ I'm a dad, you're disowned ♪

Is Anne gonna be there?

Bro, come back, dude.

You folks enjoy your day.

-Daddy, that's you. -That's your sauce.

-Oh, no. No problem. Where's Haresh? -What happened?

What about you? You think this is wack?

[Zoey] Oh, you know, house is messy. Restaurant's busy.

because I'm here, boots-on-the-ground.

because we are not.

-It won't be as fun without you. -No, it won't be.

-What's going on? -What's wrong? Where's Paul?

I know. He should be back any minute though.

So we agreed to close that chapter of our lives and start new ones.

Yes! I'ma bring my comics. We have so many choices.

I got my family

-[Zoey] Releasing the littles! -[Luna] Yay!

[Michele] What?

My apologies, ma'am.

-and automatically belong. -Well, I don't feel that way.

You said it yourself today.

-I think I do. -Yo--

Anyways, you guys. This is very upsetting.

Mmm. I love it when you talk sensible sneaker to me.

-[Luna] Did we buy this house? -[Paul] No, we didn't. Just looking.

You and Paul should come over for dinner sometime.

By the way, I'm sorry about earlier.

[announcer on PA] All passengers…

Yeah, your mom is right.

We're not changing our names, okay?

And when he was home, he was too tired to be present.

♪ And finally you put me first ♪

And they're off. Dominic dominating plainly immediately.

He lived to 87.

[Ella] My life is a nightmare.

Good. The Sauce King. Bring out the special sauce!

Bark Obama and Joe Bitin'.

we adopted our godson, Haresh.

which, FYI, I am also not doing.

I'm cool on my own.

And what are you? About, what, I'd say a 10?

Right. [clears throat] Sorry.

-[chattering] -["Guillotine" playing]

Well, if they want soup, they can eat at a nursing home.

Got a couple new friends and a couple new thirsty IG followers.