Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Baker children] Seth! Seth! Seth!

Deej. Rise and shine.

-[both] Bagel me. -Bagel. Bagel.

-Hi, welcome to Baker's. -[both] Hey.

And not dumb things, like fancy headphones and flashy sneakers.

Just so you know, we have a strict neighborhood noise policy.

-[Haresh] Woo-hoo! -[DJ] Yeah!

It's like, um, hot, uh, sweet, savory, depending on what I put it on.

What is going on? Whose kids are those?

Shut up. You're just saying that to make me feel better.

[Bailey] He's gaining on us!

-[Danny] Go! -Get lost!

She's really pretty.

♪ Sitting on the edge of the world Can't hate this view ♪

[Haresh] That one is so sick!

It is not my fault I caught the spirit, Zoey.

Okay, babe, babe, babe. You're anxiety-chopping again.

-♪ 'Cause there's nothing without you ♪ -♪ Nothing without you ♪

What did I just get myself into here?

I see a secret handshake in your future.

So it's hot, sweet or savory depending on what you put it on.

It's beautiful.

Leave me alone, dude.

-Where are we even going? -Hi. You guys must be new. I'm Dylan.

I mean, does she not have any idea how hard I'm trying to make all this work?

[crowd cheering]

We-- We're fine. This place runs like a well-oiled machine.

That one has been in for 18 years.

I am always here to be ordinary for you.

Yo. Who invited the Jackson 9?

-[Bailey] Dude. -Okay, look, Seth--

Oh, no. We never were.

That's how it always goes.

and we knew it was you. So, busted.

What's going on?

You are not just gonna walk away.

-Ooh! -[Paul] Sorry.

You're an ordinary guy like me with average looks and ordinary body.

Yeah. Definitely not napping in your bed.

[imitates bike noise]

-Deja met a cute boy. -Shut up.

Yeah. Keep up, Dad.

No, but the fact that he had five hundos in there does.

Of course we belong here.

Yo! Your boy got a few hits in. Trust.

-That'll be great for the kids. -LA, LA? Like, here LA?

You, my friend, just got yourself into a pair of 4XL tights and a cape.

We work in the kitchen on weekends. You get your exercise outside on the yard.

I appreciate everything you said.

-Yeah. -[Baker children] Yeah.

You sure you're up for a long-distance relationship?

Here goes nothing.

I could be bigger than Chef Boyardee. And I will literally be the Sauce King.

And everyone is really excited that you're here.

But then he started saying "yes" to everything.

Dom, you're invited too.

-Look, I-- Let me-- -Dom, please. Please, for DJ.

Oh, my God, Paul, that's amazing!

Bark! No! Bark, give me-- Come on! Bark!

[Deja] Whoa. This school is super beautiful.

No, it's-- it's fine. It's fine. You know what? It's an honest mistake.

He is like, "Ah." Yeah, it's like…

and son, and son,

-Okay, I got to admit this is epic. -Yeah.

"Millions of dollars and becoming a household name" and all that.

It's our first night in the big place. I thought we should celebrate.

[sighs] But I have to go upstairs.

Are you wearing makeup?

Hi, I'm Zoey Baker.

I wanna give my wife a walk-in closet.

[Paul] Excuse me.

Yeah, a few things have changed since you were last with us.

Yeah, I tell you what. How about you and me go to Comic-Con this year?

-You're grounded. -Dad!

♪ But it'll all go right I'll be by your side ♪

and we're seeing that in the past few months,

Ever since this whole franchise thing started, he's always gone.

-Come on. I'm here to take you home. -Just go.

There may or may not have been a 48-hour marathon on MSNBC.

Let me see what-- [gasps] Hotel chocolates and soap!

I don't care whose fault it is.

Now, I've seen what's been going on at school, and I've been there.

[Paul] It's so beautiful, baby. You wanna get in?

I think if your mom and I decide to do this,

Okay, Deja isn't "going off." Okay?

She's speaking honestly about her feelings.

-I thought I wasn't going to make it. -I'm sorry, sir,

There've been a series of break-ins in the neighborhood.

which has a really big house with bedrooms for everyone.

-Hey. DJ. -Harley.

Yeah, I guess these'll be fun.

Name one time in your life you didn't belong.

who wants to play Dungeons & Dragons.

All right. That's it. None of you girls are ever dating.

So they gave me that check to get things going.

♪ Yeah, I'm bad to the bone ♪

-Hi, Danny. -Hi, Luna.

-Yeah! -Come down.

-Um, thank you for that offer, but no. -Mm-hmm.

I-- I'm a chef, and I have a breakfast restaurant.

I barely know them. I just-- I don't wanna create any obstacles.

I loved it because I love my team,

Quince paste is delightful sometimes on a cheese board.

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

And for the record, I am very secure in my size 9-and-1/2 Converse.

Yeah. He hits his head on the hour.

Wait. You have ten kids? Consensually?

That, like, they're not mine or there's too many of them…

Like that would ever stop me.

-You like it? -I love it.

Which means you won't grow up to be freaky men with weird issues.

-That's a foul, right? -That is a foul.

You know, all you need to do is keep those jerks off your back.

Hi, I'm Kate Baker.

And he's very injured. Please, somebody help.

Oh, Lord. Give me strength. [inhales]

I'm finally, finally in a position

If you're gonna insult someone based on their race, at least get it right.

-Really? -No, I am not extending the jetway.