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Seth. You're okay.
and had babies with a Black woman, does not mean that you know
but stop trying to pretend I'm part of your family.
What? What's that face?
[Luca] So, this is our house now?
-for our mommy playdates. -Yeah.
Okay, everybody, calm down.
I'm telling you, a four-year-old's morning breath--
-Bagel. -[Zoey] You ready? Cutie.
We have to be out of here in ten minutes.
She's just come to curse the party.
Oof!
They're gonna put, like, a huge marketing team behind it.
That's not what I meant!
and I get that they don't value my opinion,
-He turned it around! -[Paul whimpering]
Right now, our dream is getting everyone out of the house on time.
And Dominic takes it.
[indistinct]
[inhales, sighs]
What do you mean?
So, we've been doing some research,
Have you tried monster spray?
Okay.
I mean, who would pick a Baron when you got a Clayton?
Just because we don't have the same blood
Yes, please. 'Cause I'm totally weak and helpless.
♪ People say that I've found a way ♪
Probably shouldn't have said anything offensive.
[Paul] …which was getting pregnant with Ella.
Beep. Beep. Beep.
"…roller coaster."
And that clueless white dude who has no idea how to raise my Black kids.
[grunting]
Hey, hey. Hold up. I need to talk to you about the cash register situation.
You're so corny.
So I'm glad you spoke up.
Oh. Okay.
-Yeah, well-- -How you doing, man? Look at you.
[Baker children] Seth!
Look at this, my darling.
[laughs]
Would be bombish. Bomb--
-Nice and cold… -Oh!
[Paul] Our life got a little chaotic.
Yeah, but Mom's not the athlete.
No, you're happy. And you didn't notice that we aren't,
♪ I'm so tired of being alone ♪
Oh. Mine were never into me.
-Okay. -I'm warm.
Yes. Yes.
-[real estate agent] Welcome. -[Luna] Whoa. Pretty!
it happened again with Bronx and Bailey,
Wake up, Ella, or this picture goes on your Instagram in three, two--
Thank you-- Thank you so much for-- for inviting me and for--
It was a bake sale.
-[Paul] Hey. -[Luna] Are we home?
You have to clap the back of the hands and then throw.
-Gaming? -You said, "Go to your room."
that's happened to me since I've been here. I hate it here.
Zoey, what's taking so long with the candles? Everyone wants cake.
-Great job, honey. -Thanks, Mom.
♪ Yeah, I'm mad, you a clone ♪
Okay.
-[both] Aw! -Ta-da!
-Thank you, Dom. -Yeah.
♪ No ♪
Yo. Cousin Seth.
That's a phase that he's in.
and spending all night at some boy's house!
Oh, Paul.
Thank you, son.
I don't know anything about what you're into.
Oh, thank you so much. It's an apple-bacon crepe.
Hey, Talia. What's up?
-[Paul] Foul! Foul! -[Dom] That's okay.
-Really? -Yeah.
You're my bro.
["Guillotine" continues]
They want us to come up north next weekend and look at new restaurant spaces.
-What's wrong? -Parents!
Oh, no.
["Function" playing on speakers]
-[bird man] Come on! -[Kate] She's so good.
-Seth, thank God we found you. -Please come home, Seth?
Oh, shut up.
Well played, Mr. Baker.
The company name is literally our name, so how does that work?
-Check this out. An elevator. -No way, my own elevator?
Why would I be offended to you totally offending me down to the genetic level?
This unkind gentleman is trying to force us
She'll get over it.
[laughs]
I just need a little more time to figure everything out.
Got it. Got it. Daddy hears that.
It was 37, actually.
We would dominate in doubles tennis.
You wanna help pass them out for me?
Yeah, baby, we're home.
[Baker family cheers]
it was like he was never home.
♪ It's my bottom to the top Me and my crew ♪
who's gonna be seen as a threat in this racist world
because I am on the verge of becoming sauce royalty.
♪ I'm good, good, good, good ♪
Evening, sir.
[both] Whoo!
Oh, gosh. I gotta take this. It's my sister-in-law.
-Well-- -We know that's not true.
Listen, Paul. Bro…
Congratulations, you got yourself a permanent position.
[laughs]
-Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. -You know this one?
You're fire, babe.
-Awesome. We got our own car. -Hold up.
You told us you saw him stealing from the cash register, didn't you?
This could be everything we've ever dreamt of.
Come on. Let's go!
Right now, he's up in San Francisco looking for potential restaurant venues.
-Wait, have a seat. -Okay.
[Bailey] Please.
Can you at least read us a bedtime story? Please.
-You're part of the family. -That's so cool.
♪ Here's a queen coming through ♪
There's a hierarchy here. They serve us dinner around 7:00.
and a life that's the perfect size for all of our dreams.
We have been begging for more room forever.
Do not regret the teeth stuff.
Yeah, it's one trip. There'll be plenty more. It's fine.
[Paul] All right, baby, try this.
I thought we were all family.
Why? Were we bad?
I've sold enough to buy it all back.
No, please take the dog off the bed.
I just--
-Resh? -Ah, you know how I do.
-so I figured I'd just change it up. -Where's the rest of your skirt?
No, it's not just seed money. It's also a signing bonus