Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[children scream]

I can clearly see that you guys have beer.

That's what you get for looking at butts.

-A woman that could be in a Drake video. -[snickers] Good one.

Yeah, which means more money, less tackling.

I have a home. It's back in my old neighborhood with my homeys.

-[Kate shouts, laughs] -We stayed in character onstage and off,

Dude! The password.

interesting place to keep your oranges.

So, what do you think?

-We got this. -[Zoey] Babe,

The customers love it and it's awesome for the organic farm community.

All right. Let's get this over with.

-Now? -Tonight.

♪ I can see the stars All the way from here ♪

-[laughing] -She got these for me!

-She scores! -Yes! Whoo!

but Melanie and Michele think it has promise.

-You'd have college prep, smaller classes. -Yo!

Not you, Clayton. Baron, you're in.

Dad's jet-setting away while Mom's stuck at home with the kids.

Dude, these-- These kicks are dope.

You guys go upstairs and get in bed. I'll come tuck you in. Okay?

♪ You're the one I need ♪

and daughter breakfast spot.

-So, wait, you're jealous of me? -No.

-No, everybody out. -Pardon my butt.

And of course, I couldn't come home without a souvenir for Mommy.

You're phenomenal.

Mrs. and Mrs. Baker. Thank you for coming in.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Thank you. I appreciate that.

[Paul] Okay, come on in.

And they love me.

-You gonna apologize? -Or-- Or do you even speak English?

All right. This is where you'll be staying while you do your time here.

over the next few days.

Did Mommy and Daddy take in another person?

Ugh, darn it. I smudged my liner.

[Luca] Oh, no! Bottle!

It's no big deal. They're having a pep rally after school,

-How'd you find me? -Are you kidding?

You think any of this mess would happen with me in charge?

I'm in a suit. I never wear a suit, so I'm worried I'm overdressed. No?

-Bye. -All right, ladies. Drive safe.

-[imitates dragon breath] -[DJ laughing]

your sauce has been flying off the shelves.

-No. No Wi-Fi for both of you. -Please, come on!

♪ You gotta let me go ♪

Babe, this is wrong. We're not a month behind on rent, right?

They might not have a quiche with your name on it,

I thought we were all gonna talk about it on the call tomorrow.

Damn racist talking about, "Do you want some hot sauce?"

-[Zoey] Pretty sure that's happening. -The crowd goes wild!

I've missed so many opportunities.

["Hey You" playing]

What do you think? Is it too much?

-Change is good. -Is it?

Thank you, man.

-All right. Last one. -Oh, Harley.

♪ Me and you ♪

And then we took in our nephew who was getting into some bad stuff.

-This whole situation is wack. -Preach!

You are being ridiculous.

But you're right. I can feel it. This isn't us.

-I didn't recognize some of them. -[sighs] Late start is genius.

-[Paul] And this is my ex-wife… -Kate!

Well, that was fun for me.

-Dad, no! -[snickers]

-[Paul chuckles] -[laughs]

I'm so sorry, guys.

Hi, everyone. I am so excited to introduce you to Paul Baker.

♪ I'm so tired of on-my-own ♪

-His rules, not mine, baby. -[alarm chimes]

You're handsome and famous? Come over anytime.

You know what? I'm gonna go in the pool,

And more importantly, why did we give you a key?

[Paul] Kate may not be the most together babysitter,

I had to charter a jet, babe.

Wait. Wait. Why? Why?

By the way, that whole "we stop serving breakfast at 11:00" thing,

Aw. A Black son. By all means.

[both grunting]

-You didn't tell me Dom was coming. -I didn't know.

-Four. -So he's back to normal.

And a nice chain.

and I was a cheerleader and valedictorian.

Who put this in here? A Warriors jersey!

-Looking just as stylish as ever. -You too.

Oh, no. No. We're not together.

♪ Come on, baby, it's you ♪

-Really? -Mm-hmm.

Baron? Look, I've seen her in practice, and she's a garbage player.

-Yeah. -Yeah, that's fine.

[Zoey] Lunch-breakfast…

-Again? You were just there. -I know, I'm surprised too.

[crowd roaring]

You know-- Deja, DJ, let's go, right now.

So we all get our own rooms?

He's making moves, and the audience is responding.

You're an embarrassment to the family. Go to your room.

-No. Everybody, please-- -What's going on?

[Deja] Is that guy looking at me?

Which is why I dropped outta college and got a job in a crummy diner.

-He's popping and locking! Oh, my Lord! -[Harley laughs]

Ladies and gentlemen, what a treat.

Because she's a moody teenage girl and you're her annoying mom.

Keeps going with the force of a professional!

Zo, I still can't believe you have ten kids and no nanny.

Madison's been looking for him. I think she has a crush.

-Stop it. -Hey. Don't objectify my mommy.

A giant cupcake.

…so you don't have to get up and go to the kitchen,

[Bronx] Rose petals!

♪ We out here tryna function We out here tryna function ♪

Zoey, we've got a problem.

I have no idea what's keeping DJ.

I'll give you a high five, Wildcat--

-This is all ours, Joe. -[Luca] We're home!

No matter what happens with your mom, you're always gonna have a home with us.

[Paul] I got goose bumps.

I've been sending you birthday cards here for years.

[cell phone rings]

Thank you. They're not just for fannies anymore.

We were the perfect couple. He was a football star,

Are you seriously having a family movie night without me?

Dude, I got a new follower.

-Hey, Paul. -Hey. That can go out.

It's just a month, Zoey. I promise you it's not that big a deal.

-[Zoey] Ooh. [chuckles] -They're personalized.