Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I can clearly see that you guys have beer.

[Bronx] Rose petals!

Wait. Wait. Why? Why?

-She scores! -Yes! Whoo!

over the next few days.

[Zoey] Lunch-breakfast…

-You gonna apologize? -Or-- Or do you even speak English?

No matter what happens with your mom, you're always gonna have a home with us.

[Paul] I got goose bumps.

I have no idea what's keeping DJ.

♪ I'm so tired of on-my-own ♪

But you're right. I can feel it. This isn't us.

-[imitates dragon breath] -[DJ laughing]

-Dad, no! -[snickers]

-His rules, not mine, baby. -[alarm chimes]

[both grunting]

-[Kate shouts, laughs] -We stayed in character onstage and off,

What do you think? Is it too much?

You know-- Deja, DJ, let's go, right now.

-We got this. -[Zoey] Babe,

You know what? I'm gonna go in the pool,

-This is all ours, Joe. -[Luca] We're home!

your sauce has been flying off the shelves.

Not you, Clayton. Baron, you're in.

♪ Me and you ♪

And they love me.

Zoey, we've got a problem.

It's just a month, Zoey. I promise you it's not that big a deal.

-All right. Last one. -Oh, Harley.

Dude! The password.

Thank you, man.

[Deja] Is that guy looking at me?

and daughter breakfast spot.

We were the perfect couple. He was a football star,

Aw. A Black son. By all means.

That's what you get for looking at butts.

Babe, this is wrong. We're not a month behind on rent, right?

You guys go upstairs and get in bed. I'll come tuck you in. Okay?

By the way, that whole "we stop serving breakfast at 11:00" thing,

Dude, I got a new follower.

-[Paul chuckles] -[laughs]

Dad's jet-setting away while Mom's stuck at home with the kids.

I'll give you a high five, Wildcat--

And of course, I couldn't come home without a souvenir for Mommy.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

And a nice chain.

Well, that was fun for me.

I've missed so many opportunities.

["Hey You" playing]

And more importantly, why did we give you a key?

-[laughing] -She got these for me!

I thought we were all gonna talk about it on the call tomorrow.

-You didn't tell me Dom was coming. -I didn't know.

-I didn't recognize some of them. -[sighs] Late start is genius.

-Stop it. -Hey. Don't objectify my mommy.

You're handsome and famous? Come over anytime.

Because she's a moody teenage girl and you're her annoying mom.

Which is why I dropped outta college and got a job in a crummy diner.

Madison's been looking for him. I think she has a crush.

I've been sending you birthday cards here for years.

Are you seriously having a family movie night without me?

-This whole situation is wack. -Preach!

-No, everybody out. -Pardon my butt.

and I was a cheerleader and valedictorian.

-Really? -Mm-hmm.

[cell phone rings]

I'm so sorry, guys.

I'm in a suit. I never wear a suit, so I'm worried I'm overdressed. No?

[Paul] Kate may not be the most together babysitter,

All right. This is where you'll be staying while you do your time here.

[Luca] Oh, no! Bottle!

-Again? You were just there. -I know, I'm surprised too.

The customers love it and it's awesome for the organic farm community.

You're an embarrassment to the family. Go to your room.

Who put this in here? A Warriors jersey!

-You'd have college prep, smaller classes. -Yo!

So we all get our own rooms?

Damn racist talking about, "Do you want some hot sauce?"

♪ We out here tryna function We out here tryna function ♪

Dude, these-- These kicks are dope.

-How'd you find me? -Are you kidding?

You are being ridiculous.

♪ I can see the stars All the way from here ♪

So, what do you think?

Hi, everyone. I am so excited to introduce you to Paul Baker.

Did Mommy and Daddy take in another person?

-Looking just as stylish as ever. -You too.

[crowd roaring]

-Yeah. -Yeah, that's fine.

It's no big deal. They're having a pep rally after school,

A giant cupcake.

-He's popping and locking! Oh, my Lord! -[Harley laughs]

-Now? -Tonight.

[children scream]

Baron? Look, I've seen her in practice, and she's a garbage player.

-Four. -So he's back to normal.

And then we took in our nephew who was getting into some bad stuff.

Thank you. They're not just for fannies anymore.

Zo, I still can't believe you have ten kids and no nanny.

[Paul] Okay, come on in.

-[Paul] And this is my ex-wife… -Kate!

Ugh, darn it. I smudged my liner.

-Bye. -All right, ladies. Drive safe.

All right. Let's get this over with.

Yeah, which means more money, less tackling.

♪ Come on, baby, it's you ♪

Ladies and gentlemen, what a treat.

-No. No Wi-Fi for both of you. -Please, come on!

He's making moves, and the audience is responding.

You're phenomenal.

You think any of this mess would happen with me in charge?

-[Zoey] Pretty sure that's happening. -The crowd goes wild!

interesting place to keep your oranges.

♪ You gotta let me go ♪

-[Zoey] Ooh. [chuckles] -They're personalized.

-No. Everybody, please-- -What's going on?

Oh, no. No. We're not together.

-Hey, Paul. -Hey. That can go out.

Thank you. I appreciate that.

Mrs. and Mrs. Baker. Thank you for coming in.

Keeps going with the force of a professional!

♪ You're the one I need ♪

I have a home. It's back in my old neighborhood with my homeys.

…so you don't have to get up and go to the kitchen,

but Melanie and Michele think it has promise.

-So, wait, you're jealous of me? -No.

I had to charter a jet, babe.

-Change is good. -Is it?

They might not have a quiche with your name on it,

-A woman that could be in a Drake video. -[snickers] Good one.