Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sorry, Sauce King.

♪ I feel good ♪

[Paul] That's a little tight.

Okay. All right. You two, out of here. What am I gonna do with you two?

Yeah, that makes sense.

You weren't having a Fast and Furious style race against Danny Chen for money?

Why? 'Cause all Indian people are supposed to be geniuses?

Could my kids stay at my house? Would that help while he's gone?

♪ I'm on a mission and I won't stop ♪

-Oh, keys. -Keys.

I got this. [inhales, sighs]

I'm glad we're leaving, but I'm sorry for being such a jerk to you about it.

[chuckles] No, that's-- That-- Ow!

Like, "We get it. You're an ex-football player with giant feet

So, what you're saying is I will be the Sauce Queen?

Not that you people care.

Baby, you didn't have to do this. I love my ring.

♪ You're the one I can always call ♪

Okay, well, I'll just put it right here.

-Sure are. -Nice to meet you.

I'm your sister. If anything pops off, you know I got your back.

I went from a little, skinny kid in the Wild 100s

How did you get down here so fast?

I'll reserve a court.

-Personalized Beats headphones. -Wow.

-[Zoey] Mmm. -[Deja gasps]

We serve breakfast-breakfast…

♪ You're the one I love ♪

It's not something I like to joke about, but since you asked, 9 and 3/4.

-♪ I am feeling myself tonight ♪ -[people cheering, chattering]

S… [clears throat]

And those are my biracial children, uh, Bronx and Bailey,

[Michele] No, it's more than okay.

I have an incredible bond with both of your kids,

I mean, look around. Everyone is staring at us like we're weird.

At first, we did talk shows and photoshoots together,

Babe, last week I caught her trying on my bathing suits. Ew.

I am. But you're worth it.

You know, make some noise. What do you say?

And also, just out of total curiosity,

Hey! Here we go, Deja!

-Join us? -Uh…

-You came just in time to leave. -Rose petals! Rose!

-Yeah. -[Talia] No way.

You got this. What's for dinner?

Well, I am Zoey.

O-Okay. How about when we went to your mom's church

-Moving out. -[Baker children] No!

So you can get rid of those busted kicks you keep getting clowned for.

Mom, thank you so much.

♪ It's my bottom to the top Me and my crew ♪

-[littles] Daddy! -[Kate] All right.

I think we could also afford to send you to private school.

-and around-the-clock breakfast. -Can I tickle you?

Honey, you still have your helmet on.

How about we roast your busted Nikes?

and I never will.

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

But we are the brand.

It's amazing. I mean, you're, like, the Willy Wonka of sauces.

Dude, what's this?

but I heard there's gonna be a scout from SC at my game.

♪ 'Cause there's nothing without you ♪

Drop it. Drop Mama's throw!

I have issues with being a disciplinarian.

I mean, nobody wants to walk around

-Huge mistake. -[Paul] I know.

Don't try and charm me with our TikTok dance. And you're not even doing it right.

I used to get clowned all the time.

-I can't dance like that. He's got moves. -You can.

-What is happening? Danny? -[DJ] Whoa.

-Haresh, let's go! -I'm trying.

[exhales sharply]

-Oh… -Surprise!

♪ We out here tryna function ♪

Daddy, we're your kids.

I need to talk to Paul.

Chill out, bro. I'm warning you. You mess with him, you mess with me.

Yeah. Looks like heaven for that guy.

Oh, wow. Thank you.

♪ I'm feeling myself tonight ♪

Luca and Luna are living their best life.

♪ Won't you help me, girl Just as soon as you can ♪

Oh, those kids are so cute.

Oh, and you don't have to call yourself "Daddy" when there's no kids around.

[Harley] Zoey, did you find the candles yet?

They want me to stay an extra week.

Look at this kitchen.

-Please, I-- -I put it back, by the way.

I don't know if you knew or not, but, you know, big feet run in our family.

and was in the trenches with her every day.

Oh, no. Actually, they're all ours.

Up and at 'em. We got a restaurant to run. Let's go!

Yeah, and, you know, I'm her sister, which makes me a pretty big deal.

Mr. Clayton. Wow. You're here cheering on Deja too?

[Paul] Okay. First, I should explain how we got here.

It's just-- It's definitely gonna be weird having him around.

Smooth. She totally didn't see you panic and look away.

This McMansion and the private schools and that ring.

-Yum. What is that? -Right? It's my latest invention.

I am not threatened. I just-- Honestly?

-I mean, but this sauce is fantastic. -Really?

-[alarms ringing] -[song ends]

-Doubled. -Yeah, we've been doing okay.

And since when do you skip practice?

Is that any way to greet the pinch hitter babysitter who's here to save the day?

You are so thoughtful. Thank you, baby.

It's an interesting idea. I'll run it by the owner.

-Oh, my God! -That was smooth.

Oh, thank you. It's Balenci-oncé.

-[Zoey] This is amazing. -What is that?

I don't share the same sense of privilege that you do that I can just go anywhere

a better conversation for you to have with your dad.

Since I stopped playing basketball. I quit.

I love marmalades, um, jellies.

-What about the break-ins? -[Zoey] It wasn't Seth.