Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Harley] Zoey, did you find the candles yet?

This McMansion and the private schools and that ring.

♪ Won't you help me, girl Just as soon as you can ♪

♪ We out here tryna function ♪

They want me to stay an extra week.

You are so thoughtful. Thank you, baby.

I got this. [inhales, sighs]

Mom, thank you so much.

Okay. All right. You two, out of here. What am I gonna do with you two?

It's just-- It's definitely gonna be weird having him around.

-Doubled. -Yeah, we've been doing okay.

and was in the trenches with her every day.

Yeah, that makes sense.

but I heard there's gonna be a scout from SC at my game.

And also, just out of total curiosity,

-Moving out. -[Baker children] No!

♪ It's my bottom to the top Me and my crew ♪

-Yum. What is that? -Right? It's my latest invention.

a better conversation for you to have with your dad.

Okay, well, I'll just put it right here.

It's not something I like to joke about, but since you asked, 9 and 3/4.

[exhales sharply]

[Paul] Okay. First, I should explain how we got here.

Like, "We get it. You're an ex-football player with giant feet

Oh, and you don't have to call yourself "Daddy" when there's no kids around.

Sorry, Sauce King.

Up and at 'em. We got a restaurant to run. Let's go!

I mean, look around. Everyone is staring at us like we're weird.

-What is happening? Danny? -[DJ] Whoa.

Dude, what's this?

I am not threatened. I just-- Honestly?

I went from a little, skinny kid in the Wild 100s

Yeah, and, you know, I'm her sister, which makes me a pretty big deal.

Mr. Clayton. Wow. You're here cheering on Deja too?

Don't try and charm me with our TikTok dance. And you're not even doing it right.

Yeah. Looks like heaven for that guy.

-Personalized Beats headphones. -Wow.

You know, make some noise. What do you say?

Babe, last week I caught her trying on my bathing suits. Ew.

So you can get rid of those busted kicks you keep getting clowned for.

Why? 'Cause all Indian people are supposed to be geniuses?

I'm your sister. If anything pops off, you know I got your back.

I am. But you're worth it.

I love marmalades, um, jellies.

♪ I feel good ♪

-Huge mistake. -[Paul] I know.

-Oh, keys. -Keys.

Is that any way to greet the pinch hitter babysitter who's here to save the day?

Could my kids stay at my house? Would that help while he's gone?

Luca and Luna are living their best life.

-Oh… -Surprise!

How did you get down here so fast?

-Yeah. -[Talia] No way.

Smooth. She totally didn't see you panic and look away.

Not that you people care.

O-Okay. How about when we went to your mom's church

It's an interesting idea. I'll run it by the owner.

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

Hey! Here we go, Deja!

Oh, no. Actually, they're all ours.

Oh, thank you. It's Balenci-oncé.

-Join us? -Uh…

It's amazing. I mean, you're, like, the Willy Wonka of sauces.

We serve breakfast-breakfast…

Baby, you didn't have to do this. I love my ring.

You got this. What's for dinner?

-and around-the-clock breakfast. -Can I tickle you?

[Paul] That's a little tight.

Chill out, bro. I'm warning you. You mess with him, you mess with me.

And those are my biracial children, uh, Bronx and Bailey,

-[Zoey] This is amazing. -What is that?

[Michele] No, it's more than okay.

At first, we did talk shows and photoshoots together,

I don't share the same sense of privilege that you do that I can just go anywhere

-What about the break-ins? -[Zoey] It wasn't Seth.

How about we roast your busted Nikes?

♪ I'm feeling myself tonight ♪

Daddy, we're your kids.

Honey, you still have your helmet on.

Since I stopped playing basketball. I quit.

-Sure are. -Nice to meet you.

-Please, I-- -I put it back, by the way.

♪ I'm on a mission and I won't stop ♪

I don't know if you knew or not, but, you know, big feet run in our family.

-[Zoey] Mmm. -[Deja gasps]

Well, I am Zoey.

-♪ I am feeling myself tonight ♪ -[people cheering, chattering]

♪ You're the one I can always call ♪

-You came just in time to leave. -Rose petals! Rose!

Oh, wow. Thank you.

♪ 'Cause there's nothing without you ♪

So, what you're saying is I will be the Sauce Queen?

I need to talk to Paul.

But we are the brand.

Look at this kitchen.

S… [clears throat]

-[alarms ringing] -[song ends]

And since when do you skip practice?

I have an incredible bond with both of your kids,

I'm glad we're leaving, but I'm sorry for being such a jerk to you about it.

-Haresh, let's go! -I'm trying.

Drop it. Drop Mama's throw!

Oh, those kids are so cute.

I mean, nobody wants to walk around

-[littles] Daddy! -[Kate] All right.

I have issues with being a disciplinarian.

-I mean, but this sauce is fantastic. -Really?

I think we could also afford to send you to private school.

and I never will.

-Oh, my God! -That was smooth.

You weren't having a Fast and Furious style race against Danny Chen for money?

I'll reserve a court.

I used to get clowned all the time.

[chuckles] No, that's-- That-- Ow!

-I can't dance like that. He's got moves. -You can.

♪ You're the one I love ♪