Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[basketball drops through hoop]

Oh. Well, this is my favorite. This is better.

[water sloshing]

I'll be down in a sec. I promise.

I digress. I don't want any of it.

These chandeliers are so drip.

Yeah, I've gone days without seeing three of my kids.

[screams] Look what I got you. Hold on.

That you convinced us to buy, then taught us how to shoot.

-[video game gunfire] -Yeah.

Okay. Let's-- Everyone-- Let's go. I got this, okay? I can take it from here.

And we got your back, dude.

Do you always immediately tell all new homeowners about this policy?

-Wait! -Breakfast!

♪ Come on, baby, it's you ♪

♪ Won't you help me, girl Soon as you can ♪

[Paul] She dreams about expanding her yoga studio.

What are you guys playing?

-What about school? -That's the thing.

[Bailey] Yeah, duh.

Oh, and this is for the birthday boy.

-Did we get anything? -Cool.

No way. We're staying.

-What? -Now, this…

-But we're your best children. -Yeah.

-Hi. I'm Melanie. -Hi, I'm Paul. Melanie, nice to meet you.

My ex, Dom, and I met at USC.

[Baker children] Daddy!

I'm never gonna fit into your fancy new life.

I don't wanna be on another team. Another team is wack.

-[Luna] This looks nice. -Rose petals!

-[chuckles] -["Stay Fly" playing]

Honey, believe it or not,

She dreams of being a starting point guard for USC.

[music playing over headphones]

that has to stop.

-[Zoey] Oh! -[children] Ooh!

Yeah, and I can find my classroom too.

Yeah, yeah. This is on you.

What's up? I'm back.

He's giving Seth more responsibility so Seth will feel more secure, less angry,

Or all Black people can dance?

Steve came in the other day. He's always trying to buy a bottle.

The second you're an adult, all your problems go away.

He hooked me up with two investors, and I've got a meeting tomorrow.

I mean, the sauce is doing so well, we bought the house--

It's probably Mom.

Wow. Isn't this amazing?

[Paul] Morning, guys. Flying in.

♪ My love on top ♪

since you guys are gonna be roomies.

We liked it better when your bedroom was right next to ours.

And seriously? Calabasas? Is Calabasas really us?

I know what you're thinking, and no, we're not a cult.

Wow. That's not weird. They're ready for you.

I'm just gonna speak to you honestly about it.

♪ To make you say that you love me ♪

Oh, no. That's awful.

[both] I got a call about my son, Haresh Baker.

-This is a whole house. -It's not a debate, guys.

I love breakfast.

-Thanks. -All done.

And yes, I am a child.

-Come on. -Come on, Seth!

All right, watch this. Ready?

-Later. -Ice cold.

I'm not sure yet.

Because there's so many other fun things to do over there. I promise.

[stammers] You can't prepare him for that.

-Your dad is Dominic Clayton? -Yeah.

[Bronx, Bailey giggling]

If Mom agrees, there are some in Calabasas that are looking quite delicious.

No loud music after 10:00.

Didn't you tell them I have a degree in marketing?

[Luca] I don't know.

Just please take off my fanny pack.

and daughter, and daughter,

I'll leave you alone.

I mean, no offense, dude.

Let's just do it our way like we always have.

[both] Morning, Mommy.

Go to your room.

You belong here. You belong everywhere.

…but there's a really amazing pool club.

"A billion-dollar industry.

[family cheers]

Someone broke into Anne's house during the party while Seth was grounded.

[Paul] Howdy, neighbor!

Hello, everyone. We're the Bakers.

What are you looking at?

So she locked herself in her room, and she's not even talking to me.

I don't know why. They don't use it.

♪ Till I die-ie-ie-ie, ie-ie, ie-ie, ie ♪

I'm considering a year-long deal with ESPN.

Twins! Luna and Luca.

-[Talia] I know, right. -[friend] That's what I was thinking too.

and a Japanese toilet that washes your butt."

Please do not miss his party.

♪ Sussy boy don't even have A sound of his own ♪

[Chris] I bet you're headed to the registration building.

-Thank you, Daddy! Thank you! -Thanks, Dad!

♪ Trend on the beat ♪

♪ I'm so tired of on-my-own ♪

She dreams of being an influencer.

Just doing what you told me to do to get girls. And look, it's working!

No, actually, I'm here to pick up Deja and DJ.

I gotta make it home. Look how sweet he is.

If we're gonna be changing names, I want the "S" in "Haresh" to be a dollar sign.

[Luna] I call a room upstairs!

I think it's sad that he feels the need to make himself feel bigger by coming in here

-Hey, Son. -[song ends]

♪ But none of this means anything Unless you are here with me, oh ♪

I'm gonna help you.

Come on. Ten more minutes. Just lie with me.

He actually catered Woodrow Wilson's wedding in 1915.

-[laughs] -[children cheering]