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Honey, believe it or not,
[Paul] She dreams about expanding her yoga studio.
Okay.
[crowd cheers]
♪ Come on, baby, it's you ♪
[music playing over headphones]
[basketball drops through hoop]
-Your dad is Dominic Clayton? -Yeah.
I love breakfast.
Thank you.
[both] I got a call about my son, Haresh Baker.
Ooh.
No, actually, I'm here to pick up Deja and DJ.
All right, watch this. Ready?
My ex, Dom, and I met at USC.
Just please take off my fanny pack.
I gotta make it home. Look how sweet he is.
Yeah, yeah. This is on you.
[screams] Look what I got you. Hold on.
-Yay! -Yay!
I don't wanna be on another team. Another team is wack.
She dreams of being an influencer.
He actually catered Woodrow Wilson's wedding in 1915.
Oh, wow.
I'm considering a year-long deal with ESPN.
♪ Trend on the beat ♪
-Thank you, Daddy! Thank you! -Thanks, Dad!
Please do not miss his party.
[chuckles]
What are you looking at?
"A billion-dollar industry.
I don't know why. They don't use it.
I digress. I don't want any of it.
That you convinced us to buy, then taught us how to shoot.
[stammers] You can't prepare him for that.
[song ends]
Oh, no. That's awful.
Didn't you tell them I have a degree in marketing?
-Later. -Ice cold.
and daughter, and daughter,
Rachel.
[Chris] I bet you're headed to the registration building.
I'm never gonna fit into your fancy new life.
♪ I'm so tired of on-my-own ♪
Wow. That's not weird. They're ready for you.
♪ Till I die-ie-ie-ie, ie-ie, ie-ie, ie ♪
-[Talia] I know, right. -[friend] That's what I was thinking too.
[Luca] I don't know.
-[Zoey] Oh! -[children] Ooh!
I'm gonna help you.
I mean, no offense, dude.
Yeah, and I can find my classroom too.
[chuckles] Oh.
I'm just gonna speak to you honestly about it.
I think it's sad that he feels the need to make himself feel bigger by coming in here
-[laughs] -[children cheering]
Thanks, Paul!
I'll be down in a sec. I promise.
And seriously? Calabasas? Is Calabasas really us?
♪ Won't you help me, girl Soon as you can ♪
[chattering]
-Wait! -Breakfast!
[Paul] Morning, guys. Flying in.
Twins! Luna and Luca.
And yes, I am a child.
since you guys are gonna be roomies.
Go, Danny!
What's up? I'm back.
He hooked me up with two investors, and I've got a meeting tomorrow.
[Paul] Howdy, neighbor!
-What? -Now, this…
No loud music after 10:00.
Go to your room.
[crowd cheers]
[both] Morning, Mommy.
What are you guys playing?
I'll leave you alone.
♪ My love on top ♪
So she locked herself in her room, and she's not even talking to me.
Or all Black people can dance?
She dreams of being a starting point guard for USC.
[Baker children] Daddy!
Okay. Let's-- Everyone-- Let's go. I got this, okay? I can take it from here.
[water sloshing]
[Bailey] Yeah, duh.
Do you always immediately tell all new homeowners about this policy?
-Hi. I'm Melanie. -Hi, I'm Paul. Melanie, nice to meet you.
Come on. Ten more minutes. Just lie with me.
-But we're your best children. -Yeah.
These chandeliers are so drip.
I'm not sure yet.
Just doing what you told me to do to get girls. And look, it's working!
Let's just do it our way like we always have.
Oh. Well, this is my favorite. This is better.
-Did we get anything? -Cool.
[Bronx, Bailey giggling]
[Luna] I call a room upstairs!
It's probably Mom.
…but there's a really amazing pool club.
that has to stop.
-[Luna] This looks nice. -Rose petals!
The second you're an adult, all your problems go away.
He's giving Seth more responsibility so Seth will feel more secure, less angry,
You belong here. You belong everywhere.
-This is a whole house. -It's not a debate, guys.
Oh, and this is for the birthday boy.
And we got your back, dude.
We liked it better when your bedroom was right next to ours.
-Come on. -Come on, Seth!
♪ To make you say that you love me ♪
♪ Sussy boy don't even have A sound of his own ♪
-[chuckles] -["Stay Fly" playing]
-[video game gunfire] -Yeah.
If we're gonna be changing names, I want the "S" in "Haresh" to be a dollar sign.
If Mom agrees, there are some in Calabasas that are looking quite delicious.
-Hey, Son. -[song ends]
Well, uh…
♪ But none of this means anything Unless you are here with me, oh ♪
Wow. Isn't this amazing?
[family cheers]
I know what you're thinking, and no, we're not a cult.
Yeah, I've gone days without seeing three of my kids.
I mean, the sauce is doing so well, we bought the house--
Steve came in the other day. He's always trying to buy a bottle.
Hello, everyone. We're the Bakers.
Because there's so many other fun things to do over there. I promise.
-Thanks. -All done.
-What about school? -That's the thing.
No way. We're staying.
Someone broke into Anne's house during the party while Seth was grounded.
and a Japanese toilet that washes your butt."