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-Here you go. -[hip-hop playing on headphones]
[alarm rings]
Please trust me.
Oh, gosh. That would be great. You know, whenever he gets back.
But I made a promise to my sister that I would look out for you.
why they can't have delicious eggs and fluffy flapjacks.
He doesn't need our help right-- Harley-- Wait just a second.
-[Kate] Hey! -[all] Hey!
-[Kate] There he is! You found him! Yes! -[littles] Daddy! Daddy!
you're making a huge mistake.
Okay, um, let me think.
And then, between the endorsements, and the appearances,
Because you have no idea what that's like. How it feels.
♪ You can ask around They'll say the same thing ♪
-Guys, that's so bad. -All right, everybody.
I dusted off my marketing degree, and we became business partners.
-[distant chattering, laughter] -Whoa.
That ridiculous little meal between breakfast and dinner,
How are you? What are you doing in town?
♪ Lost my mind, Guillotine ♪
Bronx and Bailey are too scared to sleep.
♪ League of Starz ♪
♪ We ride hard for each other Working bread, extra butter ♪
Sales have doubled in the past week alone.
Paul, you gotta face it.
-Okay. We got you. -And mouse poop.
Um, I'll be right back. Okay?
-Everybody out! -I'll get the door.
[all] Doughnut cake!
Of course, I-- I wanna give our kids more.
Well, I actually have three, so I know what it's like to have my hands full.
Those are my children. Ming and Kenny.
-Okay, come on. -Everybody-- Hey, Resh.
[sighs]
-Listen, I don't wanna make this awkward… -[Tricia] Yeah, we all could.
-I don't need my slippers! Come on! -Go!
But that means I can be around more,
-You sold the pitch? -Well, no.
You know, minus the unpaid, exploited Oompa-Loompa workforce, of course.
I was-- I was actually gonna say five pairs of my sneakers,
Actually, we're here to talk sauce.
And I'll have you know that my family is honorable, all right?
Wait, wait, wait. Those are the only candles I have left.
[teen] Wait. We have hot water?
Paul, what's up? We aren't scheduled to sign the paperwork
I don't know, sweetie.
Before you go in, there's something we need to tell you.
None of you are ever dating.
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
No!
We always do.
but then he was always gone doing endorsements and business ventures.
The kids went back to their old schools.
[cell phone ringing]
to let your kids invite so many of their friends over. Two is my limit.
Oh, thank you. I had no idea everything that went into it.
♪ No, nobody's perfect Sometimes we'll disagree ♪
And she's free.
And that's why we gave her a key.
-Go-Gurt is so good, right? -[Luna] This yogurt is pretty good.
be part of the day-to-day and help out with these guys.
-You think I'm scared of a little traffic? -You should be.
Let's go, roomie.
Yes!
What’re you doing now? Someone's not doing someone's favorite things. What’re you doing now? Someone's not doing someone's favorite things.
He died rich and happy in Ohio.
-For real? -Yeah.
It is Mom.
Why are we having an emergency family meeting?
Oh, I didn't know Haresh had two moms.
-Yeah, Paul! -Okay, yeah.
Let's do this.
♪ Sitting on the edge of the world Can't hate this view ♪
Yeah! Yeah, that's how we see him.
Daddy, you were incredible!
-You're welcome, baby. -Wow.
Dom, he's putting her in.
What? What?
[chuckling] Oh.
You can't accept the fact he's this sweet, goofy nerd
-[Zoey] Whoo! -[Paul] Yeah. Feel it.
-No, no. What are you guys doing? -[Luca] We're scared.
My baby's a woman.
on the South Side of Chicago to a three-time MVP.
[Zoey] I'm sure everyone's starving, right?
[sighs] It's Deja's first game.
[commentator] Look at those rubber legs.
the littles stay home with Kate, because there are limits to child labor laws.
What's monster spray?
No. No, no. We got scouts from SC coming to that game on Saturday.
Just gonna take this.
Dad, no. This isn't some halfway house.
like we're talking about sharing the same birthday or taste in music,
-What happened? -Your sister's in rehab again.
Yeah, and basketball's only part of it.
and our parents just could not be bothered with us.
I've always been the weirdo with the messed-up mom and no dad.
Deja!
The littles went to school
-[Seth] Hey, man. -Yo.
bringing our one big, happy family to 11.
You got kids fighting and getting suspended,
Rockports.
The little ones are soft. You don't wanna get mixed up with them.
-Kate, what's wrong? You okay? -I'm great. I'm loving this new kitchen.
Kate got a lot less excited about being married to me.
Well, we're super excited to hear your pitch.
So I was wondering if you and me
-Um, I was-- -Yeah,
You know, Paul and I usually plan all these kids' parties together.
We've always daydreamed about selling it retail, right?
-Paul. -I know. It'll be great with the kids.
I learned about the sixth extinction.
Time for school, guys.
-Wait, really? -But, with that said, let's get into it.
And I got us our table at our favorite restaurant.
And miraculously, it is hot, sweet, and savory
[Zoey] And Dom got a cool new girlfriend with two dogs and very healthy boundaries.
-We are. -We are.
but it sucks playing with those stupid, snobby girls
[knocks]
DJ doesn't know what's good for him.
Oh, you know, just showing the little homey the ropes
Just keep an open mind. This could be great for our family.
And the other challenger is the, uh, Breakfast Sauce King of Echo Park.
No. Perfect.
-Go. I'm fine. -Okay. Have fun. I love you.
Tupac sweatshirt.
-What? -Come here.
-[Bronx, Bailey] We're here! -Wanna take a little pee?
-Come on. It's your man. -Hey, DJ!
This is our home. And they're gonna have to get used to us.
[Paul] So we moved out of Calabasas and back to vibrant LA.
Seconds after we arrive.
-Yay! -Yay!
Seth!
So I'm just checking out places to buy.
While there was nothing more exciting than being parents,
-You think? -Well, my new therapist says
Like, me and my boys at school, we just go back and forth like that. I--
♪ I'm so tired of being alone ♪
You weren't being a jerk.
-[DJ] All clean, man. -[Deja] That is so tacky.
Because I'm trying to be a united front, Zoey.
-Oh, my-- No, my phone! -[cackles]
-[gasps] -[song ends]
♪ Honey, honey ♪
Nah, I'm good. I'm a big girl. I can find my classroom on my own.
-[Zoey] Deja rejoined her old team… -Come on, Deja!
[gasps]
-[Deja] Hey, everybody. -[Paul] There she is!
-Hi. Michele. -Hi, Michele. Paul. Nice to meet you.
[dog barking]
We wanna turn Baker's into a franchise.
No, my phone! Oh, my God.
and Deja and DJ followed soon after.
[Kate] Here we go.
Look, let's calm down, and let's go to the party.
-No man left behind! -Woo-hoo!
No! Definitely not.
When you tell your family you want to quit your 9-5 to start your own business.
[laughs]