Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Paul] So we moved out of Calabasas and back to vibrant LA.

-[DJ] All clean, man. -[Deja] That is so tacky.

-Paul. -I know. It'll be great with the kids.

Kate got a lot less excited about being married to me.

But that means I can be around more,

Yeah! Yeah, that's how we see him.

You know, Paul and I usually plan all these kids' parties together.

♪ Lost my mind, Guillotine ♪

And she's free.

I was-- I was actually gonna say five pairs of my sneakers,

Because you have no idea what that's like. How it feels.

Wait, wait, wait. Those are the only candles I have left.

Okay, um, let me think.

-For real? -Yeah.

Before you go in, there's something we need to tell you.

Sales have doubled in the past week alone.

Like, me and my boys at school, we just go back and forth like that. I--

Yeah, and basketball's only part of it.

How are you? What are you doing in town?

-I don't need my slippers! Come on! -Go!

Of course, I-- I wanna give our kids more.

like we're talking about sharing the same birthday or taste in music,

-Oh, my-- No, my phone! -[cackles]

be part of the day-to-day and help out with these guys.

-Okay, come on. -Everybody-- Hey, Resh.

Well, we're super excited to hear your pitch.

♪ We ride hard for each other Working bread, extra butter ♪

[chuckling] Oh.

What's monster spray?

Oh, thank you. I had no idea everything that went into it.

So I'm just checking out places to buy.

-[Zoey] Deja rejoined her old team… -Come on, Deja!

Please trust me.

While there was nothing more exciting than being parents,

-Yeah, Paul! -Okay, yeah.

but then he was always gone doing endorsements and business ventures.

why they can't have delicious eggs and fluffy flapjacks.

I dusted off my marketing degree, and we became business partners.

Look, let's calm down, and let's go to the party.

Oh, I didn't know Haresh had two moms.

-What? -Come here.

the littles stay home with Kate, because there are limits to child labor laws.

No! Definitely not.

-Go-Gurt is so good, right? -[Luna] This yogurt is pretty good.

No, my phone! Oh, my God.

-Everybody out! -I'll get the door.

-Wait, really? -But, with that said, let's get into it.

Just keep an open mind. This could be great for our family.

-Come on. It's your man. -Hey, DJ!

Just gonna take this.

-[Bronx, Bailey] We're here! -Wanna take a little pee?

The kids went back to their old schools.

None of you are ever dating.

♪ League of Starz ♪

-Kate, what's wrong? You okay? -I'm great. I'm loving this new kitchen.

-You're welcome, baby. -Wow.

-Hi. Michele. -Hi, Michele. Paul. Nice to meet you.

You can't accept the fact he's this sweet, goofy nerd

♪ You can ask around They'll say the same thing ♪

-You think I'm scared of a little traffic? -You should be.

-Go. I'm fine. -Okay. Have fun. I love you.

but it sucks playing with those stupid, snobby girls

-No, no. What are you guys doing? -[Luca] We're scared.

-[Deja] Hey, everybody. -[Paul] There she is!

Dad, no. This isn't some halfway house.

We've always daydreamed about selling it retail, right?

-[Kate] Hey! -[all] Hey!

[all] Doughnut cake!

♪ I'm so tired of being alone ♪

-[Seth] Hey, man. -Yo.

Nah, I'm good. I'm a big girl. I can find my classroom on my own.

Dom, he's putting her in.

-Here you go. -[hip-hop playing on headphones]

The little ones are soft. You don't wanna get mixed up with them.

to let your kids invite so many of their friends over. Two is my limit.

-[Zoey] Whoo! -[Paul] Yeah. Feel it.

Time for school, guys.

bringing our one big, happy family to 11.

No. No, no. We got scouts from SC coming to that game on Saturday.

-Um, I was-- -Yeah,

And that's why we gave her a key.

-You sold the pitch? -Well, no.

-Listen, I don't wanna make this awkward… -[Tricia] Yeah, we all could.

-[gasps] -[song ends]

[Kate] Here we go.

I don't know, sweetie.

and Deja and DJ followed soon after.

So I was wondering if you and me

DJ doesn't know what's good for him.

Actually, we're here to talk sauce.

But I made a promise to my sister that I would look out for you.

The littles went to school

He doesn't need our help right-- Harley-- Wait just a second.

What’re you doing now? Someone's not doing someone's favorite things. What’re you doing now? Someone's not doing someone's favorite things.

Those are my children. Ming and Kenny.

-[distant chattering, laughter] -Whoa.

Well, I actually have three, so I know what it's like to have my hands full.

Oh, gosh. That would be great. You know, whenever he gets back.

-No man left behind! -Woo-hoo!

I've always been the weirdo with the messed-up mom and no dad.

♪ No, nobody's perfect Sometimes we'll disagree ♪

That ridiculous little meal between breakfast and dinner,

on the South Side of Chicago to a three-time MVP.

Tupac sweatshirt.

-What happened? -Your sister's in rehab again.

And then, between the endorsements, and the appearances,

Let's go, roomie.

and our parents just could not be bothered with us.

Why are we having an emergency family meeting?

Um, I'll be right back. Okay?

And miraculously, it is hot, sweet, and savory

[commentator] Look at those rubber legs.

You got kids fighting and getting suspended,

When you tell your family you want to quit your 9-5 to start your own business.

Paul, what's up? We aren't scheduled to sign the paperwork

♪ Sitting on the edge of the world Can't hate this view ♪

Daddy, you were incredible!

-Okay. We got you. -And mouse poop.

My baby's a woman.

Because I'm trying to be a united front, Zoey.

Seconds after we arrive.

He died rich and happy in Ohio.

We wanna turn Baker's into a franchise.

[Zoey] And Dom got a cool new girlfriend with two dogs and very healthy boundaries.

And I'll have you know that my family is honorable, all right?

Bronx and Bailey are too scared to sleep.

♪ Honey, honey ♪

And the other challenger is the, uh, Breakfast Sauce King of Echo Park.

This is our home. And they're gonna have to get used to us.

[sighs] It's Deja's first game.

[teen] Wait. We have hot water?

[Zoey] I'm sure everyone's starving, right?

-Guys, that's so bad. -All right, everybody.

-[Kate] There he is! You found him! Yes! -[littles] Daddy! Daddy!

You weren't being a jerk.

You know, minus the unpaid, exploited Oompa-Loompa workforce, of course.

you're making a huge mistake.

-You think? -Well, my new therapist says

I learned about the sixth extinction.

Oh, you know, just showing the little homey the ropes

[cell phone ringing]

And I got us our table at our favorite restaurant.

Paul, you gotta face it.

-We are. -We are.

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪