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Seth! Seth! Seth!
No, we're not rich or sellouts. This is how you grow a business.
Babe, you just said that you were glad that she spoke up.
Okay.
Nobody is going anywhere.
-Come on! -Hey, let's go!
[moans]
I don't know. I guess, I just--
Let's get this going.
[sighs] I'm going to bed,
Were you intentionally hiding this from me?
-Making a strong, bold statement. -Let's go!
Unlike the totally normal way that Kate's around all the time?
And I still get pulled over in every city I live in.
Morning!
and I'm glad you guys are part of it.
[gasps]
We're talking about an experience that--
Two short stacks and a Denver omelet, please.
-Thank you. -Anyways,
-I'm out of here. -What's the matter?
So, what do you think?
[exhales] Okay, well,
Whoa, whoa. [stammers]
I think the idea sounds very exciting.
What? Yeah. Heck yeah.
-Okay, we need to celebrate. -Yes.
-Um, I'm so sorry, but it's 11:16… -[Zoey] Wow.
Oh, no, no. Please, please. It's my son's birthday party.
Have you been watching Locked Up again?
[all] Whoa.
-Yeah, I'll get Dej. -Okay.
to that barbershop in Inglewood and they gave me a Jheri curl?
Hey!
The ring-- The ring works.
♪ Every time you touch me I just melt away ♪
[Melanie] Mmm.
Thanks, Zoey.
[Paul] Excuse me. I'm so sorry. I'm late.
This is guy stuff, Mom.
-This is on you, Zoey. -Me? How is this on me?
And I love them.
Of course they're staring at us. We are weird, babe.
It's just my name and what I serve.
-Come on, baby. You got this. -Come on, Dej.
I'll kill you and your nana!
-See, I told you he keeps looking at me. -I know.
Wow, uh, "Paul's Hot, Sweet and Savory." That sounds delicious.
-[Danny] Shortcut! -[Bronx] No fair!
And I think DJ made it very clear that he does not wanna go with you.
no matter what he does.
Telling your family you're going to quit your 9-5 to start your own business
I'm not leaving my kids in this madhouse another minute.
Big CHCA. Number One in whisking.
I'm looking for a sauce that could be hot, sweet or savory
Come over anytime. We've got extra pool noodles.
-For you. -Thank you very much.
-Wait, she didn't? -No.
-[Karen] You invited Anne? -I did not invite Anne.
That you'll never understand.
I'm gonna go check on Bronx.
Dude, I'm fine being a disgrace. I just don't wanna leave my friends.
I'm fine!
Even Chef Boyardee started out as a fry cook.
What're you doing? Someone's not doing the wave all by themselves. Someone'll not listen to us as though they don't grow up fast. Someone'll not listen to us as though they don't grow up very fast. What're you doing? Someone's not doing the wave all by themselves. Someone'll not listen to us as though they don't grow up fast. Someone'll not listen to us as though they don't grow up very fast.
That's my baby!
Or just us?
Hey.
Well, technically, they're not all mine.
[sighs] Bronx, Bailey, no wearing pj's to school, okay?
Good. Let's do it.
-That's sexist. -You know what? You're right.
[chuckles]
Sorry.
No, these are not for you, and this is not for you.
I've been gone so much I really had no idea everyone was this unhappy.
It works every time. Come on. I'll show you how to make it.
but it's the only place we can afford a big enough house.
-Come on, Seth! -Come on, man.
You know, look at me.
-[crowd cheering] -[whistle blows]
You do realize they're my children, right?
-["Tired of Being Alone" playing] -[alarm ringing]
Come back for a goody bag?
But biologically, she's mine!
but I-- I still need to suspend him for a week.
Well, out with the old and in with the bling.
Got your Beckys, got your lifers.
-And my fanny pack? -Are those my sneakers?
Here's the situation.
-Yes. -Uh-huh.
But no, this is crazy.
-Whoa! -[Kate screams]
And, Deja, you're playing in that game on Saturday.
Every time.
[Zoey] This is Harley.
-Let's go! -Hey-- Wait a-- Wait a second.
♪ It's my bottom to the top Me and my crew ♪
Stay out of the fountain!
You know, fighting, and gangs and…
Oh, "again."
It's not gonna work, because it's not working.
You want some lunch-breakfast. Egg white enchiladas.
Are you kidding me? Of course.
-Don't lie! -[Paul] These are from her.
Yes, admittedly, they are hours of fun, but those are only for inside the house.
-So, let's get into it, shall we? -Let's do it.
-I see you, player. Give me some. -Thank you.
♪ If I had everything under the sun ♪
Probably no one, but if it's Danny Chen's parents,
[sighs] Oh, I did it again.
[chuckling] Oh, well, thanks.
Mom doesn't know what it's like to put her blood, sweat and tears onto the court,
Nope. But I see you got that new iPhone 12.
[Tricia] Hey, where's DJ?
♪ Make way for the king ♪
Boo!
-Seth! Seth! -Come on, man.
-You've never heard of monster spray? -No.
That you'll allow me to ride in.
how to handle everything that's about to be thrown at them.
You're right. You are my best children.
All right.
That's halftime, ladies and gentlemen.
-Hi. I'm sorry to interrupt. -I tried. I couldn't stop him.
[Dom] All right. Hey.
I'm sorry. We don't have any beer.
[Luna] Yay! Woo-hoo! [laughs]
You know, sometimes one of the most loving things you can do for someone
-Look at this. -That's beautiful.
We don't fit in with our fancy new life either. Right, guys?
-So, who wants headphones? -[Luca] Me.
And our Black kids are being raised just fine.
Okay, who wants a celebratory breakfast-snack?
Seth, please, it's--
"Hot, sweet, savory sauce. Hot, sweet, savory sauce."
and-- and I'm sure those are-- those are really great guys.
[cheering continues]
Okay, I could use some wine, Trish.
[parent] Welcome to our family. We're the Bakers.
[Karen] I love the dry ice, by the way.
but we just give it to him.
Go to your bedroom. Go to your bedroom.
I mean, a full half of the investors said they had "no faith in this whatsoever,"
Wow, look at that. Look at those gates. Look how long that driveway is.
do you know where he was last night at 9:32?