Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Karen] I love the dry ice, by the way.

no matter what he does.

It's not gonna work, because it's not working.

-Thank you. -Anyways,

-And my fanny pack? -Are those my sneakers?

-Seth! Seth! -Come on, man.

[Dom] All right. Hey.

That you'll never understand.

And I love them.

-I see you, player. Give me some. -Thank you.

You know, sometimes one of the most loving things you can do for someone

And, Deja, you're playing in that game on Saturday.

I think the idea sounds very exciting.

This is guy stuff, Mom.

-Look at this. -That's beautiful.

but it's the only place we can afford a big enough house.

-You've never heard of monster spray? -No.

Probably no one, but if it's Danny Chen's parents,

[Zoey] This is Harley.

♪ Make way for the king ♪

[sighs] Oh, I did it again.

I've been gone so much I really had no idea everyone was this unhappy.

-Don't lie! -[Paul] These are from her.

"Hot, sweet, savory sauce. Hot, sweet, savory sauce."

I'm sorry. We don't have any beer.

do you know where he was last night at 9:32?

-[Danny] Shortcut! -[Bronx] No fair!

-Let's go! -Hey-- Wait a-- Wait a second.

Nobody is going anywhere.

[cheering continues]

And I still get pulled over in every city I live in.

-Um, I'm so sorry, but it's 11:16… -[Zoey] Wow.

Big CHCA. Number One in whisking.

Go to your bedroom. Go to your bedroom.

I'm looking for a sauce that could be hot, sweet or savory

-Whoa! -[Kate screams]

-Hi. I'm sorry to interrupt. -I tried. I couldn't stop him.

And our Black kids are being raised just fine.

No, we're not rich or sellouts. This is how you grow a business.

Wow, uh, "Paul's Hot, Sweet and Savory." That sounds delicious.

♪ It's my bottom to the top Me and my crew ♪

Yes, admittedly, they are hours of fun, but those are only for inside the house.

Well, out with the old and in with the bling.

[sighs] I'm going to bed,

Have you been watching Locked Up again?

to that barbershop in Inglewood and they gave me a Jheri curl?

I'll kill you and your nana!

Babe, you just said that you were glad that she spoke up.

Mom doesn't know what it's like to put her blood, sweat and tears onto the court,

But no, this is crazy.

Seth, please, it's--

-That's sexist. -You know what? You're right.

-I'm out of here. -What's the matter?

-So, let's get into it, shall we? -Let's do it.

[exhales] Okay, well,

but we just give it to him.

[Tricia] Hey, where's DJ?

-[Karen] You invited Anne? -I did not invite Anne.

Two short stacks and a Denver omelet, please.

♪ If I had everything under the sun ♪

[sighs] Bronx, Bailey, no wearing pj's to school, okay?

-Come on, Seth! -Come on, man.

That's halftime, ladies and gentlemen.

That's my baby!

That you'll allow me to ride in.

-See, I told you he keeps looking at me. -I know.

So, what do you think?

What're you doing? Someone's not doing the wave all by themselves. Someone'll not listen to us as though they don't grow up fast. Someone'll not listen to us as though they don't grow up very fast. What're you doing? Someone's not doing the wave all by themselves. Someone'll not listen to us as though they don't grow up fast. Someone'll not listen to us as though they don't grow up very fast.

how to handle everything that's about to be thrown at them.

You know, fighting, and gangs and…

-Okay, we need to celebrate. -Yes.

Come over anytime. We've got extra pool noodles.

-So, who wants headphones? -[Luca] Me.

It works every time. Come on. I'll show you how to make it.

We're talking about an experience that--

-[crowd cheering] -[whistle blows]

Are you kidding me? Of course.

[chuckling] Oh, well, thanks.

But biologically, she's mine!

Here's the situation.

-Yeah, I'll get Dej. -Okay.

Seth! Seth! Seth!

I'm gonna go check on Bronx.

Even Chef Boyardee started out as a fry cook.

Dude, I'm fine being a disgrace. I just don't wanna leave my friends.

♪ Every time you touch me I just melt away ♪

Oh, no, no. Please, please. It's my son's birthday party.

Good. Let's do it.

Telling your family you're going to quit your 9-5 to start your own business

Well, technically, they're not all mine.

-["Tired of Being Alone" playing] -[alarm ringing]

You want some lunch-breakfast. Egg white enchiladas.

Got your Beckys, got your lifers.

Okay, I could use some wine, Trish.

Wow, look at that. Look at those gates. Look how long that driveway is.

Nope. But I see you got that new iPhone 12.

And I think DJ made it very clear that he does not wanna go with you.

[parent] Welcome to our family. We're the Bakers.

I don't know. I guess, I just--

-Making a strong, bold statement. -Let's go!

Unlike the totally normal way that Kate's around all the time?

We don't fit in with our fancy new life either. Right, guys?

Whoa, whoa. [stammers]

[Luna] Yay! Woo-hoo! [laughs]

What? Yeah. Heck yeah.

but I-- I still need to suspend him for a week.

Come back for a goody bag?

-Wait, she didn't? -No.

-For you. -Thank you very much.

I mean, a full half of the investors said they had "no faith in this whatsoever,"

-Come on! -Hey, let's go!

You know, look at me.

-Come on, baby. You got this. -Come on, Dej.

Let's get this going.

You're right. You are my best children.

It's just my name and what I serve.

Stay out of the fountain!

Of course they're staring at us. We are weird, babe.

[Paul] Excuse me. I'm so sorry. I'm late.

I'm not leaving my kids in this madhouse another minute.

-This is on you, Zoey. -Me? How is this on me?

You do realize they're my children, right?

and I'm glad you guys are part of it.

Were you intentionally hiding this from me?

Okay, who wants a celebratory breakfast-snack?

and-- and I'm sure those are-- those are really great guys.

No, these are not for you, and this is not for you.

The ring-- The ring works.