Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Show me where it's at, baby ♪

And I'm saying that's not good enough.

I'll be back in time for the party, babe. I'm so sorry. Don't be mad at me.

Look, I-I know how hard it can be to adjust to a new environment.

You're grounded. Dad! You're grounded. Dad!

I would rather be broke and at home, making omelets for my kids

Stop thinking small. You're not a mom-and-pop anymore.

Please extend the jetway.

♪ Going through the broken Parts of yesterday ♪

[child] There's no more hot water!

-Let's go, let's go, let's go! -[screams] Zoey!

[chuckles] Yeah, whatever. This whole house is out of control.

[Zoey] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[basketball bouncing]

Hey, guys. [sighs]

So, uh, you think Bronx is okay?

Oh! Oh, no. Ugh.

I've been staying in a bed for this time. I've been staying in a bed for this time.

Are you ever gonna stop being threatened by all that stuff?

-Babe, you deserve it. -Yeah.

You guys are so irresponsible.

W-Wait, wait! Since when is Chris just a part--

No, you come on.

I mean, I know I don't.

Whoa. I just realized we're not smarter than you.

♪ Finally, you put my love on top ♪

Kate isn't richer and, like, 10 feet taller than you.

No, it's not Bieber-Housewives level, but I found this gated community

What're you doing? Someone's not doing the other waves all by themselves. Someone'll not listen to us because they don't care to listen to us. What're you doing? Someone's not doing the other waves all by themselves. Someone'll not listen to us because they don't care to listen to us.

-Yo! -Oh! Geez.

Yes. Ugh. I agree.

I'm the face of the company. I'm the chef.

[commentator] Somebody come get their man.

Sir, please tell my adorable children

I was actually thinking about going with my dad.

All right. Solid advice.

I'm so excited!

Really? 'Cause you did such a terrific job the last time?

I want you to feel like this is home.

♪ Sitting on the edge of the world Can't hate this view ♪

-Let's shake a leg, guys! -[DJ] Has anyone seen my Converse?

What're you doing? Someone's not doing the wave all by themselves. Someone'll not listen to us as though they don't grow up fast. Someone'll not listen to us as though they don't grow up very fast.

Oh, wait a minute! He's popping. He's locking.

Uh… [stammers] Look at the time. It's wine o' clock.

Yeah. I got something too.

-and, honey, you're gonna kill it. -Thank you, baby.

Dude, now she thinks you're a stalker.

-Kate. -Okay. Cool. Yeah. Cool.

-Code red, baby! Where are my slippers? -Okay! I don't know!

This is so unfair.

♪ It's a kindness to you ♪

[Paul] We turned the diner into an all-day breakfast spot.

-[Luca] Come on! Come in! -No, we're not all staying in here--

And you guys can forget about joint custody. I'm filing for full.

Shockingly, I enjoy being with my kids.

Who cares? They won't put me in anyway since we didn't donate the gym.

♪ You're the one that always calls ♪

I mean, they're Michael Jordan tennies, and--

Yeah. Sure. Yeah. Whatever you want.

Don't worry. He already had booster seats. The bird man has four kids.

Hey, Ella! [laughs]

So you could put it on your waffles and it would be sweet.

-Really? -Yeah.

You understand? This is your life we're talking about.

Studies show that sales of sauce

We don't share the same shoes. I wore your UGGs once.

Yo, you wanna cosplay?

Well, thank God for that.

♪ Come on, baby, it's you ♪

every single one of you is gonna treat him like family. You got it?

-Whoa. -This is incredible.

[Zoey] My pregnancy was planned.

Wait, so they gave you all of this just for seed money?

-[dog barking] -…or they're too wild!

who can basically do everything.

♪ They say I walk like a king ♪

What? That's crazy. Whose kids are these?

♪ Finally, you put my love on top ♪

-What'd you do? Where's my money? -Yo, what are you talking about?

-Double! Double! -[Luna] Whoo! Deja!

Oh, right. Okay, I'll tell them never mind.

Well, if you guys need anything, ask Kate.

Um, I think that this might be

is where it all goes down.

♪ It's a natural fact ♪

Well, guess what.

that I hope makes your first day go a little smoother.

♪ When I need to make everything stop ♪

Oh, so now I'm an obstacle. Right.

-[Zoey] Okay, I'm coming. -He's fine.

Where is everyone? We can't be late for school on the first day.

And then, when our best friends were killed by a drunk driver,

-[Kate] Chuckin' a Chuck. -[DJ] Thank you.

Littles, let's go. We're gonna be late for school.

-Yeah. -[Bailey] Definitely.

I mean, you can help me.

Can I get an "amen"?

You know, three are from Paul's first marriage.

[Luna] Who's betting?

Whoa. Whoa. Where you guys going?

Am I gonna be a Real Housewife?

And how long have you been the nanny for?

♪ 'Cause there's nothing without you ♪

Us being on the same page means everything to me.

so he knows how to survive on the inside.

Hi, hi. I wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood.

watching you go big with your sauce.

-Cool. -No, no. I think we're good.

Oh. Sure. Of course. Yeah. Awesome.

♪ You put my love on top ♪

Let me just-- Sorry. Bit overdressed here.

Zoey, show these idiots what a rhythmless Black person looks like.

Well, see if he's bleeding.

We're a big family full of big dreamers.

-Who spent the night at a boy's house? -[all] Deja.

And in the meantime, guess what?

Now like you're really excited to see Seth! Got it?

-Golden Gate Legos. -Yo! Yo, thanks.

and they're really worried that our branding will get confused.

Oh, fun! I love RuPaul.

♪ You're the one I need ♪

And you're bringing him here to this safe, equity-growing, gated community.

Paul, Paul. You need to get out of the water.