Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh. Sure. Of course. Yeah. Awesome.

W-Wait, wait! Since when is Chris just a part--

I mean, they're Michael Jordan tennies, and--

Paul, Paul. You need to get out of the water.

I was actually thinking about going with my dad.

And in the meantime, guess what?

And you guys can forget about joint custody. I'm filing for full.

Well, if you guys need anything, ask Kate.

Who cares? They won't put me in anyway since we didn't donate the gym.

This is so unfair.

-Who spent the night at a boy's house? -[all] Deja.

No, it's not Bieber-Housewives level, but I found this gated community

And you're bringing him here to this safe, equity-growing, gated community.

so he knows how to survive on the inside.

-Code red, baby! Where are my slippers? -Okay! I don't know!

All right. Solid advice.

And I'm saying that's not good enough.

Look, I-I know how hard it can be to adjust to a new environment.

We're a big family full of big dreamers.

-Whoa. -This is incredible.

Now like you're really excited to see Seth! Got it?

♪ Finally, you put my love on top ♪

-Golden Gate Legos. -Yo! Yo, thanks.

[commentator] Somebody come get their man.

We don't share the same shoes. I wore your UGGs once.

You guys are so irresponsible.

I'll be back in time for the party, babe. I'm so sorry. Don't be mad at me.

-[Luca] Come on! Come in! -No, we're not all staying in here--

-What'd you do? Where's my money? -Yo, what are you talking about?

I'm the face of the company. I'm the chef.

I mean, you can help me.

-Let's go, let's go, let's go! -[screams] Zoey!

-and, honey, you're gonna kill it. -Thank you, baby.

And how long have you been the nanny for?

You understand? This is your life we're talking about.

♪ It's a natural fact ♪

I would rather be broke and at home, making omelets for my kids

Yeah. Sure. Yeah. Whatever you want.

[Zoey] My pregnancy was planned.

Oh! Oh, no. Ugh.

Where is everyone? We can't be late for school on the first day.

Yo, you wanna cosplay?

Whoa. Whoa. Where you guys going?

No, you come on.

Well, thank God for that.

-Babe, you deserve it. -Yeah.

-[dog barking] -…or they're too wild!

What're you doing? Someone's not doing the wave all by themselves. Someone'll not listen to us as though they don't grow up fast. Someone'll not listen to us as though they don't grow up very fast.

Oh, wait a minute! He's popping. He's locking.

Wait, so they gave you all of this just for seed money?

So you could put it on your waffles and it would be sweet.

Oh, right. Okay, I'll tell them never mind.

♪ Show me where it's at, baby ♪

is where it all goes down.

[Luna] Who's betting?

[child] There's no more hot water!

You know, three are from Paul's first marriage.

-Double! Double! -[Luna] Whoo! Deja!

Really? 'Cause you did such a terrific job the last time?

-[Kate] Chuckin' a Chuck. -[DJ] Thank you.

[Paul] We turned the diner into an all-day breakfast spot.

What? That's crazy. Whose kids are these?

Sir, please tell my adorable children

Well, guess what.

Studies show that sales of sauce

-Cool. -No, no. I think we're good.

-[Zoey] Okay, I'm coming. -He's fine.

Don't worry. He already had booster seats. The bird man has four kids.

Yeah. I got something too.

Kate isn't richer and, like, 10 feet taller than you.

Um, I think that this might be

Stop thinking small. You're not a mom-and-pop anymore.

♪ Going through the broken Parts of yesterday ♪

who can basically do everything.

Yes. Ugh. I agree.

-Yeah. -[Bailey] Definitely.

that I hope makes your first day go a little smoother.

[Zoey] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

♪ When I need to make everything stop ♪

♪ Sitting on the edge of the world Can't hate this view ♪

-Really? -Yeah.

So, uh, you think Bronx is okay?

Please extend the jetway.

Whoa. I just realized we're not smarter than you.

-Kate. -Okay. Cool. Yeah. Cool.

♪ Come on, baby, it's you ♪

-Yo! -Oh! Geez.

♪ You're the one I need ♪

Littles, let's go. We're gonna be late for school.

[basketball bouncing]

Us being on the same page means everything to me.

I want you to feel like this is home.

Uh… [stammers] Look at the time. It's wine o' clock.

♪ Finally, you put my love on top ♪

Let me just-- Sorry. Bit overdressed here.

every single one of you is gonna treat him like family. You got it?

-Let's shake a leg, guys! -[DJ] Has anyone seen my Converse?

and they're really worried that our branding will get confused.

[chuckles] Yeah, whatever. This whole house is out of control.

Well, see if he's bleeding.

I've been staying in a bed for this time. I've been staying in a bed for this time.

Zoey, show these idiots what a rhythmless Black person looks like.

♪ They say I walk like a king ♪

Can I get an "amen"?

I'm so excited!

Are you ever gonna stop being threatened by all that stuff?

Hey, guys. [sighs]

And then, when our best friends were killed by a drunk driver,

Oh, so now I'm an obstacle. Right.

♪ You're the one that always calls ♪

What're you doing? Someone's not doing the other waves all by themselves. Someone'll not listen to us because they don't care to listen to us. What're you doing? Someone's not doing the other waves all by themselves. Someone'll not listen to us because they don't care to listen to us.

♪ 'Cause there's nothing without you ♪

watching you go big with your sauce.

Dude, now she thinks you're a stalker.

Hi, hi. I wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood.

Oh, fun! I love RuPaul.

Hey, Ella! [laughs]

♪ You put my love on top ♪

Am I gonna be a Real Housewife?

♪ It's a kindness to you ♪

You're grounded. Dad! You're grounded. Dad!

I mean, I know I don't.

Shockingly, I enjoy being with my kids.