Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know, I'm so stupid. How did I think you people cared about me?

Like, where I live? With-- With my family?

It's gonna happen, baby. I promise.

[children cheering]

I'm so sorry. I have to go. You can shred this though.

Oh, hi, everyone. Um…

I get it. You have been passed around so much you don't know who to trust.

-[child 1] Die! Die! -[child 2] I got you!

♪ Lost my mind, Guillotine ♪

-Was I good? -You were great!

And as hectic as our life can get, it always somehow feels just right.

♪ You're the one that gives your all ♪

Let me see what's going on.

But I won't do it without your full support.

-until next week. -Yeah, that's no longer happening.

♪ After fighting through my tears ♪

Sleep lightly, bro.

I don't know why you guys think I got you something.

Mom is the one who bandages her boo-boos

Madison didn't come out of her room for two years.

-We're good. -Mm-hmm.

Giant cupcake it is. Be right back, Mom.

[Zoey] I'm Zoey, and this is Paul.

I told him to get into whatever the girl he likes is into.

-Did you want some ice? -Oh, no, no, no. We're okay.

♪ You put my love on top Top, top, top, top ♪

-I'm not living with you. -Oh, yes, you are.

What's going on?

I'm so sorry I'm late. You will not believe what happened to me.

-Hey, what's up, guys? -[littles] Chris! Chris! Chris!

-Wait, First and Whittier? -Yeah.

Doughnut cake! Yay!

What do you say?

Oh, hello! Welcome to Baker's.

They can't protect you.

-Wait, wait-- Hey, hey. -Guys, guys, guys, please, please.

Dominic. Just look at him glide.

I will provide you with a lifetime supply if you let me get on this flight.

-[children] Wow. -[Luna] Pretty.

I have a 10:00 a.m. appointment with Melanie and Michele.

-♪ Baby no money means baby no stones ♪ -♪ Whoa ♪

I had no idea what was under all those baggy clothes and basketball shorts.

I mean, it's so thoughtful of you.

I could take you if you want.

Babe, can I at least show you what we talked about?

♪ You're rockin' with me, oh ♪

♪ I feel good ♪

-All of them. -All of 'em.

Yeah, I claim her on my taxes, so…

Nothing. But what did I know about starting a restaurant?

It's pathetic. So transparent.

Good morning. Paul, babe. Look who's here.

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[Ella] And how cute are these uniforms? I'm gonna get so many likes.

Deja, DJ, get down here right now. We're leaving.

And why are there lunch items on this menu?

♪ They could give me the universe But nah, I'm cool ♪

Buddy, how many fingers am I holding up?

I mean, he's this super successful, handsome athlete

'Cause he knows me better than you do, Dad.

and walk away with nothing but aching muscles and a broken heart.

[father on TV] Did I ever tell you about the night your mother and I were married

You can't quit just 'cause you don't like your teammates.

[Zoey] This is Ella.

And we made all our dreams come true.

-So, we're changing our name too? -But they said don't worry.

♪ Ooh, come on baby ♪

-Can I help you find something? -Oh, hi. Yeah.

-[Anne chuckles] -[Tricia chuckles]

-That's my daughter! -Yes. That's also my daughter!

♪ You gotta let me go You gotta let me go ♪

You can't quit. You've worked too hard for this.

[Deja] Whoa. Are you kidding me?

Look at this guy.

They're finishing a meeting, but they should be with you in a few minutes.

See you later, guys.

How did you get an F on your computer science quiz?

-[Paul laughing] -Whoa!

Making me feel things I was not ready to feel.

We agreed to close that chapter of our lives and start new ones.

[Paul] Six months after that, we turned our two families into one.

Is everything okay?

Oh, my goodness.

Look, I know I can make this work.

you'll get on another great team.

You both could have gotten kicked out of school.

It's fine. I'll just do what Paul said.

♪ Forever and ever Yeah, we're in it for life ♪

What is all this?

-Yes, you can. -Good, 'cause I just did. No more Chris.

and everyone stared at me the entire time?

-Who you talking to? -We got married right out of school,

-[cell phone ringing] -[song ends]

[spectator 2] Come on, defense!

Paul, I think you're overreacting.

DJ and Deja don't wanna come out of their rooms.

[family cheers]

That is a great question, Bethany. Thank you.

-Fancy. Wow. -Oh, that sounds nice.

You have another new therapist?

A big, beautiful family,

[Paul] So I didn't get my franchise, but I got something better.

Let's roll. Let's go. Let's go.

I got lost kids in aisle two. They're attacking my cart.

because as soon as you made us move here,

It is so weird that you know this.

Which is how we've raised you all to be.

Twins still have to share…

-Right? -Uh, what's it called?

What-- What brings you to town? Don't you have work?

-Got it. -Got it.

and, hopefully, get a house with a working dryer.

-No, it's not family movie night. -[littles] Yeah!

Hey! How's Deja doing?

-They're a fun bunch. -Yeah, so fun!

Ooh! And that fanny pack.

Sure. Blood. Guts. Everything.

-Not in the slightest! -No!

What do we even know about starting a franchise?

…but it's just so frustrating.

Why are you even talking to my son about any of these things?

-[Paul groans] -[Kate laughs]

How terrifying it is.

♪ You're the one I love ♪

-Our dance. Come on! -Oh, yeah!

I mean, you said yourself

[announcer on PA] Your attention please. Flight number 5543…

-[crowd cheering] -[buzzer sounds]