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-[child 1] Die! Die! -[child 2] I got you!
I will provide you with a lifetime supply if you let me get on this flight.
and I didn't.
Madison didn't come out of her room for two years.
♪ After fighting through my tears ♪
We agreed to close that chapter of our lives and start new ones.
They can't protect you.
and, hopefully, get a house with a working dryer.
-So, we're changing our name too? -But they said don't worry.
[Paul] Six months after that, we turned our two families into one.
and everyone stared at me the entire time?
Why are you even talking to my son about any of these things?
A big, beautiful family,
Dominic. Just look at him glide.
Buddy, how many fingers am I holding up?
But I won't do it without your full support.
Ooh! And that fanny pack.
♪ You put my love on top Top, top, top, top ♪
-Yeah! -Yes!
-Not in the slightest! -No!
That is a great question, Bethany. Thank you.
[alarm rings]
[Zoey] I'm Zoey, and this is Paul.
What?
-Okay. -Okay.
Yeah, I claim her on my taxes, so…
-Wait, wait-- Hey, hey. -Guys, guys, guys, please, please.
[Paul] So I didn't get my franchise, but I got something better.
How did you get an F on your computer science quiz?
Which is how we've raised you all to be.
Hey! How's Deja doing?
You can't quit. You've worked too hard for this.
It's fine. I'll just do what Paul said.
-Fancy. Wow. -Oh, that sounds nice.
…but it's just so frustrating.
Like, where I live? With-- With my family?
[laughing]
Let me see what's going on.
It's gonna happen, baby. I promise.
Sure. Blood. Guts. Everything.
Deja, DJ, get down here right now. We're leaving.
I mean, it's so thoughtful of you.
you'll get on another great team.
-[children] Wow. -[Luna] Pretty.
Making me feel things I was not ready to feel.
and walk away with nothing but aching muscles and a broken heart.
♪ They could give me the universe But nah, I'm cool ♪
[groans]
It is so weird that you know this.
DJ and Deja don't wanna come out of their rooms.
Giant cupcake it is. Be right back, Mom.
What-- What brings you to town? Don't you have work?
Oh, hi, everyone. Um…
Babe, can I at least show you what we talked about?
-until next week. -Yeah, that's no longer happening.
♪ Ooh, come on baby ♪
The clip for this URL is not available, folks.
Look, I know I can make this work.
-Wait, First and Whittier? -Yeah.
-That's my daughter! -Yes. That's also my daughter!
You can't quit just 'cause you don't like your teammates.
-Right? -Uh, what's it called?
♪ Lost my mind, Guillotine ♪
-We're good. -Mm-hmm.
[Zoey sighs]
♪ I feel good ♪
-Got it. -Got it.
-Who you talking to? -We got married right out of school,
-♪ Baby no money means baby no stones ♪ -♪ Whoa ♪
[family cheers]
[father on TV] Did I ever tell you about the night your mother and I were married
I get it. You have been passed around so much you don't know who to trust.
Nothing. But what did I know about starting a restaurant?
You know, I'm so stupid. How did I think you people cared about me?
I have a 10:00 a.m. appointment with Melanie and Michele.
Wow.
-[Anne chuckles] -[Tricia chuckles]
And we made all our dreams come true.
-[Paul laughing] -Whoa!
I'm so sorry I'm late. You will not believe what happened to me.
You have another new therapist?
Look at this guy.
You both could have gotten kicked out of school.
-Was I good? -You were great!
I could take you if you want.
♪ You're the one that gives your all ♪
[Zoey] This is Ella.
Doughnut cake! Yay!
[announcer on PA] Your attention please. Flight number 5543…
Oh, we're not.
I don't know why you guys think I got you something.
-[cell phone ringing] -[song ends]
[Ella] And how cute are these uniforms? I'm gonna get so many likes.
-[crowd cheering] -[buzzer sounds]
-No, it's not family movie night. -[littles] Yeah!
Twins still have to share…
What is all this?
Good morning. Paul, babe. Look who's here.
What do you say?
See you later, guys.
What do we even know about starting a franchise?
-Our dance. Come on! -Oh, yeah!
-Can I help you find something? -Oh, hi. Yeah.
-I'm not living with you. -Oh, yes, you are.
It's pathetic. So transparent.
I told him to get into whatever the girl he likes is into.
[Deja] Whoa. Are you kidding me?
Sleep lightly, bro.
♪ You're the one I love ♪
because as soon as you made us move here,
♪ You gotta let me go You gotta let me go ♪
-[Paul groans] -[Kate laughs]
What's going on?
Oh, my goodness.
-All of them. -All of 'em.
Paul, I think you're overreacting.
'Cause he knows me better than you do, Dad.
Is everything okay?
-Did you want some ice? -Oh, no, no, no. We're okay.
And as hectic as our life can get, it always somehow feels just right.
I had no idea what was under all those baggy clothes and basketball shorts.
I mean, he's this super successful, handsome athlete
-They're a fun bunch. -Yeah, so fun!
Oh, hello! Welcome to Baker's.
What?
[children cheering]
Mom is the one who bandages her boo-boos
I got lost kids in aisle two. They're attacking my cart.
-Yes, you can. -Good, 'cause I just did. No more Chris.
How terrifying it is.
I mean, you said yourself
I'm so sorry. I have to go. You can shred this though.
Whoa!
♪ Forever and ever Yeah, we're in it for life ♪
[spectator 2] Come on, defense!
♪ You're rockin' with me, oh ♪
They're finishing a meeting, but they should be with you in a few minutes.
-Hey, what's up, guys? -[littles] Chris! Chris! Chris!
[patron] Hi.
And why are there lunch items on this menu?
Let's roll. Let's go. Let's go.