Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So we just kinda ended up talking about it now.
That was two people. Can I have some enthusiasm?
…and then I birthed them through my very own personal uterus.
-That's awful. -Terrible.
Uh, listen, I'm looking for my nephew. Have you-- Have you seen this kid?
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
-Oh, hey. Wait up. -Yo, watch it, dude.
Sure.
Look, I barely know the Malibu Barbies,
Cool. [chuckles] All right, man.
There's the alarm. Watch out, world. Here we come.
Dude, this is dope.
She hates everything that doesn't go her way.
Yeah, but, babe, it wasn't that revolutionary.
Yo, family movie night.
He's nice.
When the bees die, we all die.
♪ You're the only one I see ♪
While you're here, I suggest you link up with a crew for protection.
-They dream of getting bigger. -[littles] Morning, Mommy!
and a buyout of the company name and all future rights to the brand, but--
Oh, goodness.
who we're not supposed to be telling you about.
[Zoey] This is Deja.
[alarm chimes]
a booming business,
Anne… [clears throat] …this is Zoey. [chuckles]
[rapping] ♪ My family win it And really, this the beginning ♪
-Morning, Dej. -Morning, Paul.
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
[both twins] No! No!
Baby, I love your little feet, and I love that we can share the same shoes.
But I'm here if you ever wanna talk about anything.
Sick, thanks!
Who's that?
Seth! Seth! Seth!
♪ You're the only thing I see ♪
-Paul? -Yeah?
-[Tricia, Zoey] Aw. -[Karen chuckles]
-Oh, hey, guys. -[both] Hi.
Damn, DJ.
In case you change your mind.
-[Zoey sighs] -[Paul sighs]
This you, player?
-♪ Without you ♪ -♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
"Too"?
This is my sleeping helmet.
I am not trying to edge you out, baby. Come on. I promise.
Name five rules for surviving a zombie apocalypse. Go!
But, you know, make yourself at home.
I'm as surprised as you,
-[pop music playing] -[laughs]
Okay, Dej, before you go, I just wanna give you a little something
Well, guess what. Chef Boyardee was a rock star, but that's not me.
Let's get that wave going, everybody. Whoo!
[alarm rings]
they say that it's gonna be too expensive now that we're expanding.
Marketing collected some data. People love soup.
Oh, let me show you a little something Magic used to do. Hook it up!
But, Paul, he's about to become a man
I just feel like we don't belong here.
we don't know him, and he wasn't here.
People here call Harley's ramp an eyesore.
-Hey. Where are you going? -I have plans with Chris.
-Way to stunt. Thanks, D. -It's very nice of you, Dom. Thank you.
Oh, good. Although, I feel like this one is my fault.
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
Thank you.
Come on, baby! Come on, Dej!
-Hi, Anne. -Hi, Trish.
He sleeps in my room.
What do you think?
[pants]
-[DJ] Oh. Hey, Dad. -Hey, what's up, DJ?
you got all that,
Wait. Why do you ask?
He's fine. He just went down to First and Whittier to look for Seth.
Seth! Seth! Seth!
-You told my son to be a Satanist? -No. No, no, no.
[kids laugh]
It's not gonna work on cuz it doesn't matter to work on. It's not gonna work on cuz it doesn't matter to work on.
[both laughing]
Yeah. And if you mess with him, you mess with me. Whoa!
-that I conceived with my husband… -[Tricia chuckles]
♪ If I had everything under the sun ♪
Is something wrong?
♪ We level up, and no sooner We speak the truth, no hard feelings ♪
Yeah, I went to the school to watch her practice, and she wasn't there.
Hey, family. I have incredible news.
because I'll be damned if I'm not gonna feel at home when I'm at home.
You had my back when I needed you, and now I'm a legend.
It's a little late, Dej.
What's going on? I thought you were upstairs.
[Paul] Buddy.
No, no. Not really.
True.
I promise you this time's gonna be different.
I put out all the brains and guts.
-Let's go home. -[Baker family cheers]
♪ I gotta stay fly-y-y-y, y-y, y-y, y ♪
[song ends]
Yeah, that was kind of harsh. My bad.
And our ideas of partnership changed.
Okay, we've got a party going on outside. Let's just talk about this later.
What's up?
Oh, this calls for lingerie.
-[all laughing] -[coughing]
-Seth! Seth! Seth! -Seth! Come home.
I am so sorry. Oh, my goodness.
Wait, didn't you used to play for the Wildcats?
What?
Wow. I didn't know we were allowed to go off like that.
Thanks for being so average and relatable, Paul.
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
-[Luca] I want ice cream. -[Luna] Where's Deja?
-Well-- -[Kate] No.
Thanks, guys. I--
I feel like there were a few extra children in there.
Ooh!
-♪ Dime for the song ♪ -♪ So, honey, keep your money ♪
♪ We out here tryna function Man, we out here tryna function ♪
[Paul murmuring]
-Bagel. -Cutie.
-Hi, I'm Zoey. Nice to meet you. -Oh! Nice to meet you.
So, what exactly are you proposing?
-I mean-- -[Bronx] Yeah.
-♪ Playing on the list ♪ -♪ Girl, I ain't coming ♪
A week? What about DJ's birthday party?
Night, Deej. Don't stay up too late, okay?
♪ Guarantee turn a square to a bi **** ♪
♪ I ain't got time for playing I'm just saying ♪
You want an orange, you reach down.
Let's see if the audience buys it.
No, we'll discuss this right now.
You know I want some hot sauce. Still don't mean you should ask.
[child] Go! Go!
Stop. No, seriously.
A few times in your life, you felt like you didn't belong.
-Well, at least she helps with the kids. -And Dom will too.
And just when things were settling down,
It tastes like metal.
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
[commentator] Ooh! Over my head!
Who the hell is that?
But don't you wanna do our TikTok dance with us, Daddy?
Oh, no.
-I love you. -Bye.
But one thing I do have.
What brings you by? Let me guess.
[Zoey] She dreams about her punk band going viral.
Nothing but rim.
You see, we run our own family restaurant, Baker's Breakfast.
French vanilla Cîroc.
-Haresh! -[children groan]
You do realize that I have Black children too, right?
Am I? Because let me tell you a little something about me.
Chef Boyardee was a real person?