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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
-Sounds like we should keep looking. -Yeah.
He is moonwalking! I haven't seen that since 1984.
a tasty juice box.
-Hey, Danny. -Hi, Kate.
I don't know what you're trying to prove,
Those personal touches are what makes Baker's Breakfast, Baker's Breakfast.
Okay. I gotta say, that felt pretty amazing.
[cheering]
Uh… got a quick sec?
We don't need help. Do we, babe? No. We're-- No.
♪ Nothing's perfect, but it's worth it ♪
It's a croissant soufflé.
Don't worry about it.
But this is just the beginning.
The state gives us money to cover Seth's living expenses,
Receive this!
I'm gonna need the wireless password,
That one's not even yours, so don't worry.
Wait, you guys, before we go in, let's all take a selfie.
It could happen.
She moved to Idaho for the diversity.
It's like a tiny dragon melting your face.
Harley heard the Real Housewives of Calabasas talking about some break-ins,
♪ Sitting on the edge of the world Can't hate this view ♪
♪ We fit in perfect together From here it only gets better ♪
[singing] ♪ If I had everything under the sun ♪
[Zoey] Well, kids, let's go.
Hello? Anybody home?
Dude, I'm an Indian, not a Saudi.
Does it make their eyes pop out and blood spurt everywhere?
Oh, he's thrilled.
[children scream]
Calabasas to Echo Park is no joke.
-♪ My love on top ♪ -♪ Baby, it's you ♪
Dad put Seth on register duty.
So dope. They're very dope.
-[Deja] Hey, Paul. -Yeah?
If anything goes wrong, we won't be able to afford a bigger mortgage.
Yay, Dom's moving back. More Dom.
You know what? Hand over the keys.
No, you look absolutely amazing.
-Paul, don't be like that. -I'll tell you what I can get for you.
-[Bronx] Daddy! -What? What?
Okay. What-- What about your dad?
and, like, showering us all with these expensive headphones.
♪ They could give me the universe But nah, I'm cool ♪
But it did. I mean, I knew he would be on the road a lot.
I'm sorry.
Doesn't sound like I'm going to get any argument from Deja.
[announcer on PA, indistinct]
-Hey, Mrs. Baker. -How you doing?
Oh, thank you. Hi.
-Wait. Why didn't you come get me? -Because you were giving the twins a bath.
That was great.
I was just curious.
Guys, shouldn't we at least wait for Mom?
-[littles clamoring] -Yeah! Mom, Dad, this house is amazing.
You know, ego's a little bruised, but she'll live.
Bomb-adjacent. But you know what would be bombier?
Well, I mean, it's definitely not Deja's boyfriend
-Okay. You're both being super ridiculous. -Okay.
-What's going on? -The new school starts later.
-[Paul] Ah! [chuckles] -[Zoey gasps] Oh, wow!
Okay, great. Should we get out of here?
No way. No.
but not so I can search for college girls being free with their bodies.
Look, we love organic farmers.
I'm gonna call it a "croissant souff-hey."
♪ Baby no money means baby no stones ♪
That's not fair. Chris is the only good thing
-No, no, please-- -Cheetos!
We're scared.
I'll teach you how to defend yourself.
It's so throwback that you don't have any celebrity performers.
♪ That I wanna come back ♪
[cell phone ringing]
So?
[cheering fades]
Yes, sir. Um…
-[Bark Obama barking] -Okay, no. Bark.
you took off to do your dumb franchise and left us here to deal with it.
Uh-oh. Looks like we've got a halftime dance battle cracking off.
And at the end of the day, there is no sweeter dream than that.
I don't know what's in here.
Okay, now you have to promise that you're still gonna come around
Nah, uh-uh. Nah, playboy. Newcomers don't get the top bunk.
-[Luna] Let's go, Dad. -[Zoey] That's it!
-[Haresh] Hey, Mom. -[Kate] Hi, honey bunnies!
I don't know.
But we're definitely different.
Deja!
And you're right, Paul.
Oh, I feel tricked.
dressed like complete maniacs five out of five days this week,
-I'm on here? -Of course you are.
-Yeah, they're pretty dope, right? -[DJ] Yeah.
Why would you lie
-No! -Yes!
[sighs]
Boom! [laughs]
♪ Hey, you, pull up Make me some food ♪
Clearly, you haven't looked in the kitchen yet. This place runs on Loompa.
I missed out on a lot of the boots-on-the-ground stuff.
I'm coming. I'm coming. Oh, okay.
You have no idea what DJ's gonna have to go through in a couple of years.
So tomorrow, when he gets here,
You're gonna be okay without me, right?
[pants]
[Bronx] Yeah.
Right. Your dream. And I'm dreamless.
No, I decided to retire.
Fix your face.
How is it genetically possible that Dominic Clayton is your pops?
But we told you guys that Seth was coming.
Zoey, I'm loving the zombie theme. That green cotton candy is genius.
[DJ laughs]
If you went to my alma mater.
[Paul] Don't crush the twins.
So, Dom, great to see you.
That was shockingly good. Guys, what do we think?
["Bad to the Bone" playing]
There's a koi pond! And a basketball court!
until Paul gets back.
-Bye. Thank you for coming. -Thank you.
is to find out what she likes
♪ They could give me the universe But nah, I'm cool ♪
And it's amazing.
Mommy, when's Deja gonna play?
Cool, so we're rich and sellouts?
Babe, Paul's Hot, Sweet and Savory
-Where is everybody? -I don't know. Doing their own thing.
We can't make any moves because we pour everything back into it.
I didn't know that she was into punk rock Fonzie.
Oh, almost gave you my keys there.
Kate and I met in college when we were cast as Sandy and Danny in Grease.
♪ You're the one that gives your all ♪
Well, I'm Anne Vaughn. Hi, Zo.
Come on!
I was trying to prove to you that I could give everybody everything they wanted.
Of course, I do, but with all due respect, they're my family too.
This house?
The important thing is that you and I are on the same page.
Eh?
Boo, you guys! Oh, no! Wait, I forgot all the presents.
If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have made it through these past few weeks.
[Paul] Kate got a great guy with four kids and nine birds.