Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The state gives us money to cover Seth's living expenses,

I was just curious.

-Yeah, they're pretty dope, right? -[DJ] Yeah.

You know, ego's a little bruised, but she'll live.

How is it genetically possible that Dominic Clayton is your pops?

-What's going on? -The new school starts later.

Well, I mean, it's definitely not Deja's boyfriend

dressed like complete maniacs five out of five days this week,

So dope. They're very dope.

Doesn't sound like I'm going to get any argument from Deja.

-♪ My love on top ♪ -♪ Baby, it's you ♪

Oh, he's thrilled.

Well, I'm Anne Vaughn. Hi, Zo.

Oh, almost gave you my keys there.

♪ Sitting on the edge of the world Can't hate this view ♪

Yes, sir. Um…

Okay. What-- What about your dad?

♪ That I wanna come back ♪

But this is just the beginning.

Uh… got a quick sec?

You know what? Hand over the keys.

We can't make any moves because we pour everything back into it.

Kate and I met in college when we were cast as Sandy and Danny in Grease.

If you went to my alma mater.

Okay. I gotta say, that felt pretty amazing.

And at the end of the day, there is no sweeter dream than that.

Bomb-adjacent. But you know what would be bombier?

Why would you lie

Guys, shouldn't we at least wait for Mom?

-[littles clamoring] -Yeah! Mom, Dad, this house is amazing.

Don't worry about it.

until Paul gets back.

but not so I can search for college girls being free with their bodies.

-[Haresh] Hey, Mom. -[Kate] Hi, honey bunnies!

But we told you guys that Seth was coming.

♪ Nothing's perfect, but it's worth it ♪

That was great.

♪ They could give me the universe But nah, I'm cool ♪

-Hey, Danny. -Hi, Kate.

Clearly, you haven't looked in the kitchen yet. This place runs on Loompa.

It could happen.

But it did. I mean, I knew he would be on the road a lot.

-Hey, Mrs. Baker. -How you doing?

Cool, so we're rich and sellouts?

Uh-oh. Looks like we've got a halftime dance battle cracking off.

♪ You're the one that gives your all ♪

Oh, I feel tricked.

you took off to do your dumb franchise and left us here to deal with it.

[cell phone ringing]

[Zoey] Well, kids, let's go.

-I'm on here? -Of course you are.

Harley heard the Real Housewives of Calabasas talking about some break-ins,

Of course, I do, but with all due respect, they're my family too.

No, you look absolutely amazing.

So tomorrow, when he gets here,

a tasty juice box.

It's a croissant soufflé.

There's a koi pond! And a basketball court!

But we're definitely different.

-[Bark Obama barking] -Okay, no. Bark.

Yay, Dom's moving back. More Dom.

We don't need help. Do we, babe? No. We're-- No.

I'm coming. I'm coming. Oh, okay.

I'm gonna need the wireless password,

-[Bronx] Daddy! -What? What?

Wait, you guys, before we go in, let's all take a selfie.

You're gonna be okay without me, right?

♪ We fit in perfect together From here it only gets better ♪

Mommy, when's Deja gonna play?

That was shockingly good. Guys, what do we think?

Does it make their eyes pop out and blood spurt everywhere?

Okay, now you have to promise that you're still gonna come around

And you're right, Paul.

I'll teach you how to defend yourself.

I missed out on a lot of the boots-on-the-ground stuff.

-No, no, please-- -Cheetos!

I'm gonna call it a "croissant souff-hey."

Oh, thank you. Hi.

I was trying to prove to you that I could give everybody everything they wanted.

[Paul] Don't crush the twins.

Those personal touches are what makes Baker's Breakfast, Baker's Breakfast.

I don't know what you're trying to prove,

-Paul, don't be like that. -I'll tell you what I can get for you.

And it's amazing.

[announcer on PA, indistinct]

Dude, I'm an Indian, not a Saudi.

["Bad to the Bone" playing]

[Paul] Kate got a great guy with four kids and nine birds.

-Sounds like we should keep looking. -Yeah.

Babe, Paul's Hot, Sweet and Savory

The important thing is that you and I are on the same page.

-[Deja] Hey, Paul. -Yeah?

That's not fair. Chris is the only good thing

Zoey, I'm loving the zombie theme. That green cotton candy is genius.

and, like, showering us all with these expensive headphones.

You have no idea what DJ's gonna have to go through in a couple of years.

She moved to Idaho for the diversity.

is to find out what she likes

-Bye. Thank you for coming. -Thank you.

♪ They could give me the universe But nah, I'm cool ♪

If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have made it through these past few weeks.

So, Dom, great to see you.

Hello? Anybody home?

Look, we love organic farmers.

♪ Hey, you, pull up Make me some food ♪

-[Luna] Let's go, Dad. -[Zoey] That's it!

It's so throwback that you don't have any celebrity performers.

Calabasas to Echo Park is no joke.

I didn't know that she was into punk rock Fonzie.

Dad put Seth on register duty.

[cheering fades]

[singing] ♪ If I had everything under the sun ♪

No, I decided to retire.

♪ Baby no money means baby no stones ♪

-Okay. You're both being super ridiculous. -Okay.

-Where is everybody? -I don't know. Doing their own thing.

Boo, you guys! Oh, no! Wait, I forgot all the presents.

-[Paul] Ah! [chuckles] -[Zoey gasps] Oh, wow!

-Wait. Why didn't you come get me? -Because you were giving the twins a bath.

Okay, great. Should we get out of here?

If anything goes wrong, we won't be able to afford a bigger mortgage.

[children scream]

Right. Your dream. And I'm dreamless.

He is moonwalking! I haven't seen that since 1984.

I don't know what's in here.

That one's not even yours, so don't worry.

It's like a tiny dragon melting your face.

Nah, uh-uh. Nah, playboy. Newcomers don't get the top bunk.