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Wow! DJ, what is this outfit?
-or skin color doesn't mean that-- -Okay. No. Stop. Stop.
They're so big.
You know, he likes to dress up and do the cosplay.
Hey. It's so good to hear your voice. How's everything going?
Let go. Let 'em go. Come on.
-Hey! -[Zoey] When we go to work,
Breakfast is my jam.
I'm not even telling my shoulders to do this. It's just doing it.
You're getting me wet.
-♪ Playing on the list ♪ -♪ Girl, I ain't coming ♪
-Whoa, we're rich. We're rich. -Wow! Wow.
-Wait. Do you want me to really say that? -Yes. Say it into the microphone.
Uh, listen, about that. You might have to hold things down a little bit longer.
♪ Run wild ♪
Whoa.
-[both] Boo! -[Paul] Boo?
All the twins love to have them here, so no.
Like a hat or something else?
Oh.
Yes! By the way, Zoey made a list of all these local vendors.
-or the hallway… -[chuckles]
You know, just got back. Thought I'd come by and see the kids.
I know what it's like when kids get their hearts set on breakfast.
[Paul] This is DJ.
-You said we had a playdate. -You can't bring those to our playdate.
'Cause I don't-- I have so many children, and they're--
You're the only one that knows how to make monster spray.
[Paul] No, buddy. No one has bought a house.
♪ 'Cause there's nothing without you ♪
I hope that's not a problem.
He dreams of being the world's greatest Lego designer and comic book artist.
the doors have already been closed. We're no longer boarding.
This is just gonna help us pay off a whole lot of bills
Aw, look at that smile. You guys are gonna be besties.
-She bought these for me! -Don't lie!
-Double Cuties. -[Ella] Whoo!
[Bailey] Now it's too far.
-Dad. -I was born with tiny toes, Dom.
[littles screaming]
-It's on-- It's on the door. -You didn't. No.
[Paul] We also have two fur babies.
is tell them a hard truth that they really need to hear.
♪ I feel good ♪
Hello, ma'am. Welcome.
[door closes]
-[both laughing] -Got you.
-[song ends] -[Luna] I love it!
[Bailey] There's so much grass!
That was your sister.
I'M THE FACE OF THE COMPANY
I'm just saying we can afford a little help now if you need it.
-Ready. -How's this outfit?
-No, that-- Of course not. No. -That wouldn't make any sense.
You're grounded. Dad!. You're grounded. Dad!.
About the local vendors,
A rent-a-cop trails Mom every time she leaves the house.
I do breakfast. That's my thing. I'm the breakfast guy.
[Paul] This is Haresh. He dreams of being a player. It's not happening.
Does it look like I'm college material?
Okay, just because you don't like him, doesn't make him guilty. It's not that--
Seth, I know you're upset.
-I'm sorry. -No. I don't even take that as an insult,
What is this-- Whoa.
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
A mom and pop,
You're saying Haresh attacked the other boy?
I'm just gonna do this a different way. Um…
[chuckles]
Okay? Never outside. All right? It's not safe.
What do you mean?
-[Bronx] You were so funny. -That was amazing!
We could put a huge chalkboard right here.
Hey, bud. I made you a little breakfast-lunch.
I need to be able to eat this breakfast with that sauce 24-7.
I honestly thought you were all happy.
Thank you for asking that.
Um, so he sneezed and started bleeding again.
Uh, you know, even though I didn't really when Harley and I accused you of stealing.
♪ You ain't down, b-b-bye **** ♪
-So relaxing. -Yeah. So relaxing.
I feel like you and I, we connect on a much deeper level.
[both] Bye.
Yeah, I guess they have, like, a bunch of meetings tomorrow.
♪ We out here tryna function Man, we out here tryna function ♪
Come on. It's not Haresh's fault. The guys at school--
-["Nothing Without You" playing] -♪ 'Cause there's nothing without you ♪
Sorry, bin Laden, no more room.
Namaste.
-Maybe it's supposed to be the… -[Paul] …with Harley.
That's hilarious. "I do too."
-Right? -What? Us behind? That's crazy.
♪ We're in this together In a better place ♪
-♪ Means nothing without you ♪ -♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
Wow, that sounds amazing.
Was that a stray rottweiler running down the bike path?
Um, the best way to get in good with a girl, I think,
-Seriously? You're into this McMansion? -Yo!
It's us. We look so cute.
Oh, and I have breakfast coupons.
I was newly divorced too.
-[DJ] Oh, hey, Dad. -Hey.
-[vocalizing] -♪ Ooh ♪
-Um, what about us? -Yeah!
-But life is long. -Not that long.
-Uh, love the sweatshirt. So chic. -Well, thank you.
Yeah, because we're so irresistibly adorable.
But chin up.
Nice to meet you. And I also adopted.
♪ I'm a fire hazard making hits From my home ♪
-That can happen? -No, no, no.
DJ! What are you doing? Your party started 15 minutes ago.
-I could move in. -No. We're good. We are so good.
-[Baker children] Seth! Seth! Seth! -[chuckles]
♪ Oh, going out together Living the dream ♪
on a special little trip.
-[Deja] What do I do if he comes up to me? -[Ella] Hey, don't worry.
There's just so many things I gotta finalize.
Jam is also my jam. There're some wonderful jams.
[Paul] There it is.
Wait, Haresh.
-Okay, nice. -Ten.
Let me show you a little something, okay?
You've just gotta go in there and be yourself,
[Paul] Okay. Two moms, one dad, and a ragtag group of nine kids.
What's my favorite color? Who's my favorite superhero?
Good morning to you too, my sweet angel.
Didn't mean to cause any offense.
[Luca] Doggy!
Wait, you scored, like, 30 against Fairfax last month.
Dad's okay on his own.
when I just gave you a lecture about the truth?
This seem right to you?
How about some Flamin' Hot Cheetos and Cîroc?
Before you say anything, it's not what it seems.
-We gotta sell a lot of sauce. -We will.
[mother] Six boys and six girls. I believe you even made a memorandum of it.
You know what? Let's get a wave going. A wave for Dej.
-We have ten minutes. It's a code red! -[gasps]
All right, dude. D-Dude. I'm serious.
♪ Yeah, I'm mad, you a clone ♪
Melanie and Michele wanna fly me back up to look at restaurant spaces
Our family grew as fast as Dom's football career.
A-And do a list of all the local vendors and their farms.
Aw, DJ. That is so sweet.
There she goes. Mmm. Look at my Sauce Queen.
Yeah! If it makes sense, we'll totally do it.
[alarm stops]
Aunt Rachel has to go away for a little while
Yeah, well, actually, Paul, he's a 12 now.
♪ It's my bottom to the top Me and my crew ♪
and I think with the signing bonus, we can afford a down payment.
Dryer's broke again.
You're not gonna, like, sue me for this, are you? Please don't.
♪ I stay laced and groomed I spray myself with sucker repellent ♪
Get out of here, bro.
♪ I can feel the sun Whenever you're near ♪
It's hot, sweet, and savory, and I promise you,
♪ They could give me the universe But nah, I'm cool ♪
Woo-hoo!
Hey, guess what.