Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Paul] Hey, Seth?
I can't believe he's still in San Francisco.
♪ I ain't sure what you been told ♪
No, Dom. No.
["Run Wild" playing]
I love this place as much as you do, but it is draining us.
Obama, no! No, they're my good shoes.
People have so many preconceived notions about my kids.
Hey, I'ma need my shoe back!
-Babe. That was Melanie and Michele. -Hmm.
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
[littles giggle]
Sir. Sir!
How was everyone's day?
-[child] I've got money. I got Bailey. -[child 2] My money's on Bronx.
I promised Deja I'd take her and a few of her friends out to dinner at Soho House.
We were just getting by when we got pregnant again…
-All right, rise and shine! -[Paul] And these are the littles.
Paul. Paul, Paul.
And I-- I just went along with all the other bigger and better stuff too.
You want some dessert, buddy?
♪ Baby, it's you ♪
[song ends]
could talk about everything there is to know.
-Go, Daddy! Go! -Oh, no!
-Okay. Okay. I know. -Baby, I can't move.
Who cares about some stupid party, right?
And here is a little something for all your hard work.
What do you think? Look at this. Wait for it. Wait for it.
[Paul] And we found the perfect home for our perfectly imperfect family.
-[Paul] With a new label. -[Ella] It's us.
all at the same time, depending on what you put it on.
What I'm hearing is that you want a walk-in closet.
We are law-abiding citizens. We are pillars of society.
Yo, low-key, that outfit goes hard.
[chattering]
When Dom got drafted to the league, he promised me that nothing would change.
than being a corporate sellout, making soup for you two.
-Very nice touch. -[Zoey] Thank you.
Deja.
-Dom, hey. -Hey.
-Hey, man. -Hey, look. These are for you.
No. No.
I'm so sorry. This is-- This isn't me.
-You did good. -[engine starts]
I'm not sure why we need to do it though.
So, last I checked, it was our name and what we serve.
so it's out with the new, in with the old.
[applause, cheering]
♪ I ain't sure what you've been told ♪
-You can't force me to play. -[Dom] You know what? This is ridiculous.
So good.
Well, babe, because I was proud and so excited
You could put it on your… chimichangas and it would be… you got it, savory.
What am I gonna do? I'm the idiot that married both of them.
None of it is right for us.
-[Paul] Come on, Dej! Come on, Dej! -[both grunt]
-Definitely. -Yeah, I do too, Seth.
-Oh, hi, new neighbors. We're the Bakers. -Hi.
-Oh. -Oh, you know what? It's late.
["Sunflower" playing]
-What is this? -Look what Dom brought everybody.
[laughs]
My Haresh?
Still, man,
Yeah, and you also said to treat him like family, so…
-"Sticky Fingers" Seth? -Didn't he go to juvie for shoplifting?
Yo, who was the baddie with the fat Kardashian butt?
and I'm finally in a position where I could.
Exactly.
Not sure how you know about that.
-[shushes] -[cheering continues]
I thought they discontinued French vanilla.
We wanna take your restaurant and make it bigger than IHOP.
Like, I just don't get it.
Guys, there's no reception here.
Oh, my God. My son's birthday party.
-Thanks. -[Kate] You bet.
Because you're grounded, not to play video games.
I feel you.
Oh, Robert. Thank goodness.
Come home, Seth. Love like this is hard to find.
And I respect everything you're saying.
and kind of use that as an icebreaker to get your foot in the door.
Excuse me, missy. No. We are not feeding the Chihuahua bagels.
I didn't mean it like that. I just mean that, you know--
Dad leaves, and you all lose your minds all at once.
You know, teaching this guy to brush his teeth, ride a bike--
I traded four-star restaurants for 24-hour diners.
Yeah, but it's their first day of school.
What are you guys doing?
Isn't it wild that we were both macaws in another life?
-…and I don't know anything about girls. -Mmm.
♪ No destination but it's worth a shot ♪
-you know I'm turning 14 in a few months… -Yeah.
No, no, no, no.
-[both laughing] Morning. -Bagel, bagel.
Oh, no. What happened? All that's left are my clothes.
Please come home, Seth. I'll introduce you to my teddy bears.
Look at our kids. Our kids are weirdos.
Why won't she talk to me?
Hi, I'm Chef Baker.
Yeah, and get held back, what, four times?
Not right now. I'm a little uncomfortable.
-I mean, she loves doughnut cake. -Hey, everybody!
What about my scholarship to USC?
Resh, maybe you could show Seth your room,
-[child laughing] -Okay. Okay.
Where do you think you're going? Get off of me! Okay.
-You know, she hates it here. -Deja's a teenager, Dom.
-Morning, sir. -Good morning.
We're thinking what you could do with some real money behind you.
Oh, whoa. Where do you two think you're going with those?
All right, but I can't take these. Where'd you even get the money from?
Ah. Nah, dog. You-- You got it all wrong. Okay?
I'm super impressed with how you're handling this new responsibility.
I'm not gonna do that.
♪ Talk like a king ♪
-[hip-hop playing] -[Karen] Trish, we're all set.
…which means you're gonna have to order off this glorious lunch menu.
Normally, I'd have a welcome gift, but I figured I'd just say, "Hi."
Touch me, lose a finger.
[Ella] He's totally checking you out.
-Our tummies hurt. -How could both of your tummies hurt?
Uh, question for you.
Yeah, he's executed a perfect smoky eye.
Wow. Okay, that's starting to be a-a little hurtful.
but at least you'll be home tomorrow to help me get it all back on track.
I didn't hear you come in.
-[Bark Obama barking] -[Baker children] Mom! Mom!
She's always really helpful. No, she is not, so enjoy that.
All right. Now say New Balance to me real slow.
I got grounded for fighting. You're never leaving this house again.
Yes, you're going to San Francisco, not war.
-So you're moving back to LA? -[Dom] Mm-hmm.
You just said you thought it could be great.
They said it's important to nail it all down now.
I know. It's not ideal,
I don't know. I got carried away by those Barbies,
I want my name back, I want my brand back, and I want all the rights to my sauce.
They look so expensive. They probably cost more than--
Wow.
Yeah. To be with my family.
Wait, wait, next weekend?
-Why're you wearing my sweatshirt? -And my jeans?
really proud of you, kid.
I feel that way all the time.