Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We're thinking what you could do with some real money behind you.
-…and I don't know anything about girls. -Mmm.
I can't believe he's still in San Francisco.
I got grounded for fighting. You're never leaving this house again.
-Oh. -Oh, you know what? It's late.
-Thanks. -[Kate] You bet.
Yeah, and you also said to treat him like family, so…
I want my name back, I want my brand back, and I want all the rights to my sauce.
Obama, no! No, they're my good shoes.
She's always really helpful. No, she is not, so enjoy that.
[Ella] He's totally checking you out.
Yes, you're going to San Francisco, not war.
You want some dessert, buddy?
We were just getting by when we got pregnant again…
-What is this? -Look what Dom brought everybody.
Yeah. To be with my family.
What do you think? Look at this. Wait for it. Wait for it.
Yeah, but it's their first day of school.
I didn't mean it like that. I just mean that, you know--
I didn't hear you come in.
-Very nice touch. -[Zoey] Thank you.
-"Sticky Fingers" Seth? -Didn't he go to juvie for shoplifting?
-Dom, hey. -Hey.
[laughs]
All right, but I can't take these. Where'd you even get the money from?
-Our tummies hurt. -How could both of your tummies hurt?
They said it's important to nail it all down now.
♪ I ain't sure what you've been told ♪
You could put it on your… chimichangas and it would be… you got it, savory.
Not right now. I'm a little uncomfortable.
[song ends]
No. No.
What I'm hearing is that you want a walk-in closet.
Hey, I'ma need my shoe back!
And here is a little something for all your hard work.
I'm not sure why we need to do it though.
Sir. Sir!
-So you're moving back to LA? -[Dom] Mm-hmm.
I promised Deja I'd take her and a few of her friends out to dinner at Soho House.
-[Bark Obama barking] -[Baker children] Mom! Mom!
I feel you.
-Morning, sir. -Good morning.
All right. Now say New Balance to me real slow.
♪ Baby, it's you ♪
What are you guys doing?
Uh, question for you.
Like, I just don't get it.
None of it is right for us.
I feel that way all the time.
-Definitely. -Yeah, I do too, Seth.
Isn't it wild that we were both macaws in another life?
So, last I checked, it was our name and what we serve.
Come home, Seth. Love like this is hard to find.
Oh, Robert. Thank goodness.
-Hey, man. -Hey, look. These are for you.
I traded four-star restaurants for 24-hour diners.
Please come home, Seth. I'll introduce you to my teddy bears.
Ah. Nah, dog. You-- You got it all wrong. Okay?
-you know I'm turning 14 in a few months… -Yeah.
-Go, Daddy! Go! -Oh, no!
Not sure how you know about that.
-[both laughing] Morning. -Bagel, bagel.
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
Well, babe, because I was proud and so excited
We are law-abiding citizens. We are pillars of society.
really proud of you, kid.
My Haresh?
Yeah, and get held back, what, four times?
Yo, low-key, that outfit goes hard.
-Why're you wearing my sweatshirt? -And my jeans?
Normally, I'd have a welcome gift, but I figured I'd just say, "Hi."
-[shushes] -[cheering continues]
I know. It's not ideal,
[littles giggle]
Deja.
No, Dom. No.
And I respect everything you're saying.
Oh, whoa. Where do you two think you're going with those?
-All right, rise and shine! -[Paul] And these are the littles.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, my God. My son's birthday party.
Dad leaves, and you all lose your minds all at once.
[Paul] Hey, Seth?
Excuse me, missy. No. We are not feeding the Chihuahua bagels.
Hi, I'm Chef Baker.
-You can't force me to play. -[Dom] You know what? This is ridiculous.
Because you're grounded, not to play video games.
We wanna take your restaurant and make it bigger than IHOP.
Who cares about some stupid party, right?
Look at our kids. Our kids are weirdos.
♪ I ain't sure what you been told ♪
♪ Talk like a king ♪
-Babe. That was Melanie and Michele. -Hmm.
but at least you'll be home tomorrow to help me get it all back on track.
all at the same time, depending on what you put it on.
than being a corporate sellout, making soup for you two.
-[Paul] With a new label. -[Ella] It's us.
Still, man,
could talk about everything there is to know.
-[child] I've got money. I got Bailey. -[child 2] My money's on Bronx.
I'm not gonna do that.
I thought they discontinued French vanilla.
[applause, cheering]
How was everyone's day?
Guys, there's no reception here.
-I mean, she loves doughnut cake. -Hey, everybody!
When Dom got drafted to the league, he promised me that nothing would change.
-[hip-hop playing] -[Karen] Trish, we're all set.
Paul. Paul, Paul.
Yeah, he's executed a perfect smoky eye.
People have so many preconceived notions about my kids.
-You did good. -[engine starts]
I'm so sorry. This is-- This isn't me.
-Okay. Okay. I know. -Baby, I can't move.
I don't know. I got carried away by those Barbies,
and kind of use that as an icebreaker to get your foot in the door.
["Sunflower" playing]
so it's out with the new, in with the old.
So good.
♪ No destination but it's worth a shot ♪
Wow.
and I'm finally in a position where I could.
And I-- I just went along with all the other bigger and better stuff too.
I'm super impressed with how you're handling this new responsibility.
I love this place as much as you do, but it is draining us.
What am I gonna do? I'm the idiot that married both of them.
Wait, wait, next weekend?
[chattering]
You know, teaching this guy to brush his teeth, ride a bike--
Touch me, lose a finger.
-[child laughing] -Okay. Okay.
[Paul] And we found the perfect home for our perfectly imperfect family.
Resh, maybe you could show Seth your room,
Why won't she talk to me?
-[Paul] Come on, Dej! Come on, Dej! -[both grunt]
Wow. Okay, that's starting to be a-a little hurtful.
Exactly.
Where do you think you're going? Get off of me! Okay.
They look so expensive. They probably cost more than--
Yo, who was the baddie with the fat Kardashian butt?
["Run Wild" playing]
Oh, no. What happened? All that's left are my clothes.
…which means you're gonna have to order off this glorious lunch menu.
You just said you thought it could be great.
-You know, she hates it here. -Deja's a teenager, Dom.
-Oh, hi, new neighbors. We're the Bakers. -Hi.
What about my scholarship to USC?