Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Sound speed. - And mark.

♪ She got a job with a band in Harlem ♪

You don't need to write down everything we say in here.

it's a beautiful spring day and Liz is just going to the kitchen

And I don't want to do the version with my pants off in front of 200 people.

We cannot have an all-American girl married to a man who isn't American.

- "Of course, Mr. Arnaz." - She's nice.

He has to spend time away from you so that he can feel like he's not the...

But that doesn't mean he's not Cuban.

I'm surprised because you're terrible at it.

- I'm restaging the dinner scene. - (car door opens, closes)

It's a tough business.

It's hit cruising altitude.

Rusty Hamer plays Rusty Williams on The Danny Thomas Show.

MADELYN: After 47 hours,

Too Many Girls.

I'd love to hear more of that Moss Hart wit on the show.

You know, Bataan was a hit, too.

I'm in my room taking my midmorning nap.

(hushed): I woke up and you weren't there.

LUCILLE: Since last night? Since 27 hours ago?

And she needs to be smarter?

Sincerely," et cetera, et cetera. Thank you.

(laughs) All right, all right, all right.

"Ricky tiptoes in back of her and reaches around

(band playing lively music)

- And then Lucy says, "Bill? Sam? Pat? Ralph?" - Yeah.

Looked at Lucy and said, "The hair is brown but the soul is on fire."

Yeah, they're called children.

You asked me to give away my job title like it was a parking spot!

How many people know that?

we're all gonna have weeks like this before that committee's done.

Well, he's about to do that thing where you cover someone's eyes

That is your lipstick.

- (knocking) - Mr. Arnaz?

OLDER MADELYN: Look, she was always tough on the writing,

OLDER MADELYN: There was a minute there

They don't have it.

Look, I'm not here to get a job for my nephew.

I was doing some laundry and...

we've been through worse than this.

♪ Because it's the dance ♪

- You've never done that before. - I know.

by jumping up and down on everyone who works here

Ours was directed by Donald Glass.

You really want me to come down to the club?

(exhales heavily)

- Ah. - But there's absolutely no chance you haven't used that before.

I was answering Mr. Macy.

♪ The big red letters stand for the Jell-O family ♪

No one's noticed that?

and they'll loan us Holliday or Hayworth,

(whispers): Okay.

- Let's give him a hand. - (applause) - Hey, thanks. It's good to be back.

and then merrily, in a slightly exaggerated manner,

what do you call it?...

- LUCILLE: Nothing. - Nothing!

- It's been buried under bad movies. - (laughs)

(strumming guitar)

An eight-episode arc starting with Lucy telling Ricky the happy news

- What? - You heard her right.

- I'm sorry? - We buy it.

- I've written plenty of funny... - No.

They're not gonna base their findings based on how this week's sh...

And-and even if they did, we don't want to see this girl pregnant.

Uh, you're right.

he had to sign a loyalty pledge.

I don't see how we could do the show without Desi either.

All right, no problem.

as we've heard him do a hundred times, he says...

carry a basket of laundry in every scene.

Then what the hell are we talking about?

I know why you like drinking.

Why doesn't Lucy hear him?

- Which part? - I got the part, Des.

She said my mother looks like a weasel.

I know, but listen.

and then I'm going to bring you out

Desi was on a soundstage working with a piano and a drum and Ann Miller.

- Look what you can still do. - Still?

(panting continues)

Yeah, there's no one within the sound of her voice who doesn't know that.

The apartment of Ricky and Lucy Ricardo.

I can't see him being the fifth vice president of anything.

- Then believe him. - I do believe him.

It's not gonna take long.

I'm saying he's seven years old and they made him sign a loyalty pledge.

Season two, episode four.

VIVIAN: Don't worry about it.

This meeting is several floors below my general interest.

Ah, let's go back.

- ♪ Arriba con la conga ♪ - ♪ Arriba con la conga. ♪

What home are you talking about?

(lively chatter)

- Very funny. - "Ricky kisses her

there aren't gonna be many left in the script.

I... (exhales heavily) I couldn't sleep.

From, "You're right, he's not going to do me out of dinner."

- Let's all do our individual jobs. - (sighs)

I don't hear anyone talking about it.

He cared about the little guy. He cared about workers' rights.

- Lucy... - They only got the picture wrong.

Is she talking to me?

I've had to have this conversation a hundred times.

Outside of that room, we make it a point not to talk about who wrote what.

You mean the acting?

the biggest asset in the portfolio of Philip Morris tobacco, Westinghouse.

'Cause nobody was leaving home during I Love Lucy on Mondays.

since George M. Cohan, who loved America so much he wrote the same song five times.

Let's talk about this after lunch, huh?

That was me, yeah.

The hypocrite joke is for episode nine. That's the script we're working on, okay?

Invent a way to see what's on the radio.

WILLIAM: Have we hired anyone to play Ethel yet?

He's seven years old.

Doesn't the table look beautiful tonight?

(scoffs softly) You've asked them?

"I mean Mexican. Cuban. Latin.

(exhales sharply)

Tip Tribby, VP of Public Relations for Philip Morris.

My friend and I saw the midnight show and the 2:00 a.m.

- I know. - Hmm.

"Do you think I'd call and go crawling..."

I'm sorry. She was jumping on every stage direction.

It-It's a telegram for Mr. Arnaz.

(sighs heavily)

- A young lady? - A cute young chick.

Oh. You two want to be alone out here?

"It's none of your fucking business."

a private session, called her in again, and that's why we're sitting here.

That was very sweet, but, no, thank you.

I wanted to fix this beat.

- What's going on with you, honey? - Don't gaslight me.

and go skinny-dipping in the pool?

- Not too much fat, is there? - VIVIAN: There certainly is.

Regular scissors aren't strong enough to cut through the stems.

No. The Confidential story.

to watch the show unobstructed and introduce you to the rest of the cast.

- One sec. - Yeah.

- Yeah. Edward R. Murrow is one of our t... - I was kidding.

Have you ever seen me drunk at work?

- So a different reason. - Mm, yeah.

that I'm setting a nice table, right?

(chuckles softly)

Why is this so hard to understand?

but technically, yeah, I am.

- Okay. - That's 15 minutes!

Well, how hard is the trombone?

- Lucy... - Did they get it exactly right?

Did you get all that?

You're doing it right in front of him.

and then another seven weeks after that before I won't fit in the frame.

Can you see where CBS might be concerned that there's an it to have?

OLDER MADELYN: It ended up being a good show that night.

My career's gone as far as it's gonna go.