Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- So I... - We need to re-block the dinner scene.

After the testimony, they stamped "canceled" on the card,

They will, but you'll need a busload of orthopedists when they land.

It's 10:00 a.m., Vivian, so, you know, of course.

They're running a caption that says, "Note the cancellation at left."

Why isn't Danny Thomas's kid named Rusty Thomas?

But, yeah, he's insulted.

I cannot go through that again.

Okay, well, imagine if Wally Pipp had scheduling problems,

It was a tribute to him, and to say that I checked the wrong...

I'll send someone to pick up my clothes, okay?

our groundbreaking camera system that allows the studio audience

- No! I literally said that 30 seconds ago. - (sighs)

Don't panic. It's simple.

- "Oh, yeah?" (chuckles) - Yeah, that's good. That's good.

You're not a pinup girl.

(audience laughter)

(audience laughter)

Hey, is now a good time?

That was a knockout dress.

Who's the baseball player that you talk about?

♪ Calla mientras la cuna se balancea ♪

Fellas, can we, um...

the one with all the names.

(thunder rumbling softly)

We have to establish right away that I'm setting a fancy table.

Kind of people go to a bar on a Wednesday morning?

She thinks she's being fixed up with an eligible guy.

and covers her eyes with his hands."

LUCILLE: I'll take a tetanus shot.

I still don't know why they did that.

- No, we don't. - Maybe we don't. It's hard to say.

What are you doing?

It was all my fault.

And Madelyn was a hundred percent right.

Lucy, you need to tell me right here and now what the hell is going on.

- Oh! - Guess who it is.

You don't love me, and I don't love you,

Does Ricky honestly, truly believe that there might be eight different men

Let's just forget about this for a half hour.

And I have no idea what the fuck you were talking about, Bill.

OLDER BOB: There was a Broadway show

- Is everything all right? - WILLIAM: The three of us

I'm the one trying, every week, to...

"Do you think I'd call him and go crawling back?"

I really don't know.

♪ A la nanita nana, nanita ella ♪

Before the table read. You told them I checked the wrong box.

I called the chairman of the committee.

Okay, Madelyn's got a new joke for the second act.

You did it in front of Desi is my point.

That's not at all what I was gonna say.

We did. It's television.

The Winchell broadcast?

Lucy doesn't acknowledge him.

VIVIAN: I'm saying take it easy, that's all.

They'd meet at the top of Mulholland.

You could be playing Ethel.

but her publicist brought her a copy on Sunday night.

I'm about to make you less comfortable.

And, yes, I would.

JESS: We'll get there. The point is

We'll work on that.

Are there any grape vineyards around here?

You see the problem?

She's right. You look great.

I like this a lot, Tommy.

You were rudely attentive, but now you're obnoxiously indifferent."

I mean, they just cheered for you out there.

I need you to help me save my marriage.

for the rest of the year while continuing to pay our contracts

(plays gentle guitar riff)

LUCY: How do you like the new water glasses, Ricky?

- No. - Do you understand the conditions

Rusty Hamer from The Danny Thomas Show.

The writers can get some fun out of this.

- Was everything all right in there? - Yeah.

it was like her life depended on whether a joke was a "B" or "B"-plus.

Except I don't want to do My Favorite Husband.

Back onstage for notes!

- Quiet please! - Quiet please!

- Got it. - Hmm.

Can't get better till it gets bad.

You think we're still filming a show?

When the soldiers came

- There were a number of obstacles. - That's accurate.

This conversation went poorly.

You hanging in there?

"What? You think I'd allow my pride..." Hmm.

That's the guy's niece.

We're all tense.

She sometimes, for the sake of comedy, is infantilized.

- It's over now. - Thank you.

Miss Rosen, will you come in please, with a pad and pen?

This isn't for beginners, you know. This isn't school.

♪ Of Latin romance ♪

- It was you, right? - Yeah.

Settle. And action.

Instead, you tried to convince him he was the title character or some bullshit.

You made the joke. I just put the button...

("Cuban Pete" playing)

Jesus Christ, I just proved out there that the Herald-Express got it wrong.

♪ They bring a happy ring, the maraquero ♪

For the sake of the joke, the audience will take the leap with us.

In the meantime, please remember that Lucy and Ricky and Fred and Ethel,

- Ah, yes, of course. - (laughter continues)

- He doesn't have to. - He...

That's why we're holding.

'cause your original question was...

♪ Mi niña tiene sueño ♪

Will you tell us your name please?

Mr. Koerner isn't the president. He's the head of production.

Well, is this the right week for this shit?

"the number one show on television,

I don't mean literally cutting the flowers in the scene...

You'd be more concerned about what?

♪ So full of spice ♪

♪ I'm the craze of my native street ♪

At the top, it should be clear

It's not good for you.

- (audience laughter) - I'll call Carolyn and tell her I'm sick.

Scheduling problems.

We'll know when it's on its feet.

I wasn't making myself clear?

It's not like you've suddenly given voice to your feelings.

RICKY: I thought you said they weren't speaking to each other.

The reviews were valentines, and I didn't bang a drum.

I said what I felt.

how they pick the grapes, how they press the juice out with their feet.

I don't hire the directors.

I go out and meet him when he's touring, he brings me up for some sketches,

- (whispers): Just tell me. - Tell me why you think...

Walk me to the stage. We're an hour behind.

I got some modeling work, I was hired and fired as a Ziegfeld Girl

She takes a pitcher and pours water into the vase...

- WILLIAM: To what? - The dinner scene.

taken this stuff seriously?

(audience laughter)

He devised the camera system that we use.

Scheduling problems.

♪ And now see how happy they are ♪ (chuckles)

♪ And Cuban Pete doesn't teach you in a hurry like Arthur Murray ♪

Come with me for a drink.

- Lucy is working on the flowers. - We're cutting the flowers for time.

Where's that been?

they're chasing the original testimony, something,

who routinely walk into their apartment?